What has been the worst mistake of your life

I got caught masturbating by my little sister

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it's my ex, she went bad... But i still love her and dream about her

I want that so bad

same

Worst mistake of my life was staying with my ex for 7 fucking years and not breaking up.

Tryharding hanging out with people that only wanted to use me. When i finally realised what was happening it was kinda late and i was sorta fucked.

I molested a teacher when I was younger and got away with it, I deeply regret it to this day.

giving up on my dreams

No you don't. She blackmailed me with it and constantly made fun of me. She told me I'll never get a girlfriend because girls want guys who can actually get sex.

Trying to be normal. I should of just fucked off to the mountains in my 20s and stayed there. This whole planet is bullshit.

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coming to Yas Forums

You got what you deserved, bitch

I want that so bad

Thats hell holy fuck, sorry user.

probably that first discernible heartbeat or thereabouts.

World class genius here. That's not up for debate. Have made very few serious mistakes. Wherever I go, people have abandoned children, been abandoned by fathers, been divorced, have killed, or ruined their lives in some sort of permanent way. Never done any of that myself.

However, that was after decades of being a nihilistic, cynical, hedonist. Which nourished my personality to a great extent.

The greatest mistake in my life was converting to Christianity. That made my entire life topple down.

Feeling sorry for the irresponsible. Over-looking the millions of people murdering, torturing and killing, Nitpicking at oneself over so much as farting while thinking about Jesus. Trusting child rape, torture, and mass murder is somehow "God's" greater will. While second guessing oneself at every turn over hidden "rules" and questioning when God is going to ram an 18 wheeler your way, when the kitchen stove is going to explode or when God is going to cause a foot slip during a shower.

It's nerve wrecking.

Christianity is as much of a cult as any other and it was nerve wrecking, life ruining and it ruined my social relationships.

ALL Christians look awful. Fat. Obese. Decrepit Animals. Or are border-line sociopaths obsessed with cleanliness, sexual repression, and one bad day away with filling their basement with corpses....like all the others.

Christianity is a cult. Conversion ruined me and I am still recovering. I hate those freaks.

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doing bathsalts and research chemicals and dropping out of college to be a cook then i moved to Raleigh to be with some slut who ruined my already pretty ruined life then i tried to kill myself and had to move back in with my parents, i still dont have a job but im not as suicidal as i used to be so theres that.

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haha faggot

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Passing up the chance to commit murder and be charged as a juvenile.

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Stopped reading after genius

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Tell the whole story. Did she like it?

>he

You sound like a wholly worthless person

Being a doormat.
You don't have to be a cunt, but you do have to be able to tell when it's prudent to tell someone to fuck off and never is not the right answer.

That's gay.

Not lying to the Marine Corps recruiter about having asthma. Only thing that disqualified me from early enlistment back in the 90's. Who knew trying to be honest would fuck things up so much.

You idiot. Lying about medical history is like rule #1. Everyone knows you're supposed to do that.

Why you know she enjoyed it. Most likely she still thinks about it to this day and it gets her wet.

I hear you, and if i had it all over to do it again I would lye my fucking ass off.

actually it depends on why he did that
women arent inviolable imo

I don't have any I can think of. I just had a really shitty life.

not really a "mistake" but I was naive af.

When I was 18 I left a college bar and was cutting through an alley and let a passable tranny blow me. Felt good in the moment but my anxiety was high for months til I got myself tested and was clean.

Other than that- never was attracted to them and never would do it again

>Be me
>11 y/o don't know my ass from my elbow, 6th grade
>Hormones running rampant because early bloomer
>My mom was a councilor at the local elementary school
>Had spent a lot of time there because I had nowhere else to go after school and it was right there from the middle school
>Was roaming the halls while my mom was in a meeting when a kindergarten teacher let me stay in her room
>This teacher was a solid 6/10 but to a horny middle Schooler that's like an 8/10 especially by teacher standards
>I go in and at first I check her up and down
>I proceed to follow her around the class and when her back was turned grab her ass, this happened multiple times
>I thought I was slick because she wasn't saying anything so I tried to do the stretch into boob grab
>I succeeded there
>The next day my mother calls me over to talk to her and tells me that the teacher had reported me to both her and the principal ohshit.jpg
>My mom then tells me that I could possibly get arrested for it but that the teacher chose not to file any charges against me
>She then tells me "wait till your father gets home"
>Dad has entered the chat
>He unloads a blitzkrieg of questions/yelling at me like "what the fuck where you thinking" "why the fuck would any same person do that" "we never raised you like that" etc etc etc
>Even goes as far as jabbing a finger into my temple knocking my weak ass down a bit
>He then cools down after a few days and decides that my punishment was going to be weed pulling at the hottest times of the day while he further berates me about what I did and how horrible it was
>A few years go by
>In highschool
>Fully different person, complete 180
>Went to go do some work in my mom's class
>Notice that the teacher I touched is gone
>Never really got to say sorry for what I did
>feelsbadman

Ouch, that sucks.

>left a college bar and was cutting through an alley and let a passable tranny blow me. Felt good in the moment but my anxiety was high for months til I got myself tested and was clean.
Literally a non-concern.
HIV is not communicable through saliva. And even if it were, you would need an open wound on your cock for it to enter. There would need to be both an open, bleeding wound in the tranny's mouth and an open wound on your cock for you to get the HIV. Worst you could get is some throat gonorrhea from the nigger the tranny sucked off before you. Ask me how I know.

Just being a spastic kid. Not really that big of a deal.

How do you know about that scenario, user?

Having a Tinder baby with a grade A crazy woman. My son is awesome, but I do not recommend procreating in this manner.

not starting working out and being more chill sooner, still a virgin thanks to that
well, at least now I have friends, who I can't see thanks to ChingChong-VirCon

>but I do not recommend procreating
better advice

I was with mine for 6 years. I'd wanted to break up a year in, but stayed with her on and off.

Now I'm dating a former friend of hers. I haven't spoken to my ex in over a year but I miss her. Feels bad man.

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>>I proceed to follow her around the class and when her back was turned grab her ass, this happened multiple times
>>I thought I was slick because she wasn't saying anything so I tried to do the stretch into boob grab
>>I succeeded there
She waited the whole fucking night thinking about it. Kind of makes you wonder is she was hard up for a fuck and was halfway regretting not jumping your ass.

dropping out of highschool and becoming a NEET for 10 years.

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Still a virgin, who would have guessed? Fucking nazi...

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giving a crap about what others (who aren't friends or family) think about me

Your pathetic genetic legacy dies with you, good riddance.

Based

the chingchongs are responsible, I won't apologize for hating them

Abusing psychedelics when I was 16-19 totally scrambled my already autist brain

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