Yas Forums, what are your cheating stories?

Yas Forums, what are your cheating stories?

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Was stoned and took about 500mg of Dxm with an ex. She sucked me off while I was on another planet and I just got into it without thinking. Next thing I know we're both completely naked and I answer my gfs call while the ex is moaning with me deep in her.

Not my brightest moment. Nowadays I wait for breaks to fuck other people.

Let's just say my work wife and I consummated our relationship many times.

Tell us more?

We became friends, got lunch everyday. She lives within walking distance so we went to her place to play video games sometimes. One time we started play wrestling which turned into dry humping and then sex. We kept it up a couple times a week until quarantine.

>be me
>had bf at the time
>in college and know for sure I'm going to fail the final
>fuck the professor to get out of taking it
>quarantine happens
>final cancelled anyway and the grade we have currently is the one we finish with
>bf finds out and dumps me
>k

Hooked up with my cheating boss. Can detail if interest. Slow day here.

Girl or gayfag?

Deets

Lmao fuck off

>deets
Get the fuck off of Yas Forums and don’t come back

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Sat next too a hot blonde sophomore when i a freshman. 2 Years later during my junior year, was in a semi-long distance relationship (2.5 hours away) with highschool gf for about 2 years. See hot blonde at bars and immediately start making out with her. She leaves with her friends and I go home. Get undressed and about to fall asleep when she calls me and asks to come over. Literally best sex of my life.

Nailed this chick with a boyfriend who I was in a mental institution with.
Got her to dump him.
Dated her for 2 months, dipped, and never talked to her again. Hit it raw for a bit too.

My top 3 are
>friends wife, it’s was his birthday that night
>wife sister after she got dumped badly and had quite a bit to drink
>wife’s cousin ingenuity feel bad it not realizing how naive she was/is.

Girl

So you literally stuck your dick in crazy?
But I guess you are crazy too, so that makes it ok I guess?

Pics of feet?

imagine thinking ur some cool, edgy badass for using Yas Forums kek

details on friends wife?

They're all crazy bud

Is it cheating is she breaks up with you but "didn't mean it" but you already hooked up with her roommate before you get the message?

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There are none. He’s larping.

> was 16-17
>at homeparty of a friend
>drunk af
>his older sister also there drunk as fuck
>currently dating a girl from school
>older sister was like 23 or something
>she sucked me of and i went down on her
Still one of my most regretfull decisions to this date.
I kinda have distanced myself from alcohol due to repeated shitty situations from it.

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>Image un yer sum keewl aggy buddess fur yousing 4shan kok

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idgaf idiot

Did you sleep with your FUCKING TEACHER?
You little slut

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I've been in a relationship for 2 years with a girl who is perfect emotionally, but I lost all attraction to her after she had our baby. I started out by fucking other girls behind her back, but then one girl caught feelings and tried to break us up. After that I figured I switched to fucking prostitutes because they just want money and we're well off. Well jokes on me because one of them gave me Genital Herpes. Fortunately my girlfriend knows I slept around a lot before we were together, so during my first outbreak a week later she didn't suspect anything (another plus is my outbreak wasn't bad at all, just looked and felt like pimples). During the time she was pregnant she tested negative, but since we had sex during my outbreak she got tested again just in case. Came back negative. Fast forward a few weeks and few barebacks later and now she has it. I still fuck prostitutes on the side, and don't tell them I have it. Even if I still used tinder I doubt I'd disclose, it's so common I could just say I didn't know I had it.

>girl

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How much of a nigger are you?

Nope, in the clear

ultra nigger

Sure what you looking for full story or just the fun bits?
sure let’s just say I’m making this up that works for me

>>> Be 23, have sex with gf on friday.
>>> Wake up at her place, tell her i have to go to work
>>> go to the chubby redhead coworker, she sucks me off, take a nap, fuck her, go home and play vidya.
>>> Life was good back then...

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Chubby co-workers who are dtf are the best.

I was 22 at the time, she was probably around 40 I think, maybe a little older. She was a Managing Director, and we were working on a deal in Chicago. Went to dinner with a couple other people on the team, and then after everyone was headed back to hotel rooms. The other two got off the elevator on a lower floor, and then she said that we should get a drink at the rooftop bar. A drink led to another, she was being sort of flirtations, but I didn't think anything of it. She then started talking about how she and her husband were having problems. I didn't really have anything to say to that. Then she abruptly said, "I'm just going to come out and say it. Courtney told a couple of us that you have a huge cock." (Courtney was a co-worker I had hooked up with a couple times soon after starting). I sort of said, "yeah, I guess it's pretty good" and laughed. She then said, "I want to see it, let's go." She took me up to her room, we made out in the elevator, and then once we got into her room (which was like twice the size of mine), she sat down on one of the chairs in the room and told me to show her. I pulled it out and she said, "oh my god, that is the biggest dick I've ever seen." She told me to stroke myself until I was hard, and started rubbing her pussy through her underwear. Once I was totally hard, she took her panties off and had me come to her and started blowing me. She then put her legs up on the arms of the chair and told me to fuck her. Didn't ask me to wear a condom, just said to fuck her. She moaned like crazy. We probably fucked 3 times that night and another 4 or 5 times on that trip. Fucked her a couple times afterwards too, before I ended up dating my now wife. To my knowledge she and her husband are still together. Met the dude a couple times. Little jewish dude (she was jewish also). A lawyer I think.

Share more details on the sex?

Full story w/ fun bits. What else do we have to do today?

Girlfriend at the time was a raging psycho. BPD coupled with anxiety and Bipolar II w/ psychotic features. First girlfriend I should add. Would break up with me once a week and I'd beg for her to take me back. One time I said fuck it and gave up, she drunk enough alcohol to get alcohol poisoning and was admitted to a mental ward for awhile. Picked her up. Just giving a little pretext to who I cheated on. One day I was at a party with some friends to do LSD together and a girl she didn't like was there so she broke up with me. Fast forward a couple hours later, that girl, her boyfriend, and I have a glorious drug-dazed threesome. After that, they wanted me to join them in a polygamous relationship. Agreed. Girlfriend wanted me back so I said yes and took her back. Continued both relationships for a while, after a bit I started fucking around with the guy's girlfriend without him (Strictly against the rules). She'd go to the bathroom while the 3 of us were hanging out and send me nudes of her tits and dripping wet pussy while her boyfriend was a few feet away. The sex between just the two of us was so nasty and wrong, it was the best. Eventually she broke and told her boyfriend about us, her boyfriend told my girlfriend about it. This is where it gets good. Girlfriend comes to my house, destroys every gift she ever made and bought for me. Looks through my phone and finds videos and pictures of me and the other girl fucking etc. Smashes my phone into smithereens. Tell her she can hit me. She does, also tries to smash my head against a table, strangle me, etc. Don't fight back too much cause I feel like I deserve it. Didn't let her do the hardcore shit though, just hit me a few times. Girl packs a punch, had never been hit by someone before. She grabs a knife from the kitchen, I'm not sure what her motives are. She runs up to my bathroom, cuts her wrists. I bandage her up, she let's me. She goes home. Talks about regretting it all and wanting to get back together.

Tell her to fuck off. Cheating story ends there. Fast forward about a year, she shows up to my workplace. Ran around the block with a bunch of guys, got addicted to crack, came crawling back to me wanting help. I help her start rehab. After she's clean, we go our separate ways. Now she's a stripper in another state and is pregnant, not my kid thank god. Miss her every day, hope she's well.

Sounds like you single handedly ruined her entire life

We both hurt each other plenty, I have irresistible mental damage from the mind games she put me through. Had two mental breakdowns, real breakdowns, brain shutting down tier, because of it. Can't process or accept love the way I used to. Crippling abandonment and separation issues, every relationship I've had after her has failed because of it. Either that or because the girls I involve myself with are whores after my unbeatable sex game. Either way. It was an abusive relationship I tried to get out of and she tried to kill herself when I did, so I was trapped. Did what I had to do. Needed her to hate me. Judge me all you want, I came out alive.

Irreversible mental damage*. Also keep in mind I was 16 when we started dating, she was my first love. I wasn't hers. I didn't know a lot and was ignorant, made mistakes. She knew what she was doing.

>have a girlfriend in hometown
>dating for a few years
>had to go to Europe for a year for studies
>be me in class in Europe
>met a new classmate
>apparently she's from the next town I was from
>hit it off pretty quick
>found out we had the same interests
>she didn't know about my gf back home
>we went on a few dates
>still did regular Skype calls with actual gf but kept dating new girl secretly
>when studies were over, we went back home
>gf was happy and didn't know anything
>me & new girl still sneak out time to time for a dinner or movie date
>we got jobs and got less and less time together
>found out she got a proper bf
>told her about my gf
>we just laughed it off

She got married last year and I was invited along with my gf. We're all good friends now.

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good point

So a little back story she is not a 10/10 she’s skinny up top with small tits, has a thick ass and thicker things but would still consider her petite.
>friend just finished up his masters program
>graduation time and his b day are a few weeks apart so always look for an excuse for a summer party
>have a pool party and their place
> typical alcohol bender party
> people start dropping just can’t hang
> his wife is cool and quite but when she drinks she is loud and loves slapping anyone’s ass like fucking hard
> friend has passed its limit and is done for the night
>so we decide to hop in the jacuzzi with some other friends and play drinking games
>forgot how we got in this weird conversation about sex and weirdest shit we have each done
> she is Just plastered at this point but she talks a lot how our friend is kinda lazy in bed and that he’s the only one she’s ever slept with
>we laugh at our friends expense but I think she took it like we laughed at her
>She got pretty quite after that
>Challenge her to a game of pool to try and warm her up a bit
>I fucking lose because I suck, she was pretty stocked and fucking slapped my ass hard
>like It really Fucking hurt
>I got a little pissed and full forced slapped her ass when she was collecting the balls
>and she made this sound
>I know it hurt but that was not the sound she made
>ohshitshehornyaf.gif
>cont?

girl on the left in pic related was dating a drug dealer I used to be friends with, whenever he would cut her off she would suck my dick in exchange for xanax and weed

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Pls

>after that I couldn’t get the idea out of my head
>I was pretty obviously peeking down her shirt every shot
>starting flirting hitting and slapping each other asses
>cooked her into several more shots by the 5th game she was barley able to stand
>as she was leaning forward over the table for a shot I shoved her hard on to the table

go on

Giga kek

>gf and I want to try cucking
>gf arranges meeting with dude she fucked before
>I'm fine with it
>tells me they're going into the forest so she can suck him off
>getting dark by now
>the forest she wouldn't enter with me after dusk
>ask why
>"That guy is way bigger than you user...I'm not afraid to go with him"
>too far
>at this point I get angry
>tell her to not do it
>threatens to break up if I make a fuss
>take it like a beta bitch
>don't talk to her

>few months later
>she wants a relationship pause
>has this guy come over and fuck her on multiple occasions
>get back together
>not attracted to her anymore so I start ignoring
>kinda tries to get me back
>kinda try to get her back

>relationship ends for good

>1 year later I start voicemessaging her again
>she's with someone new by now
>met this dude before
>both tell me how much he had to hold back to not beat me up when we met
>apparently I was a really really terrible mean bf
>tell him to listen very closely
>"I'm not afraid of you"
>gf voicemessages me
>"LMAO user is sooo superior to you. You could never win."
>bitch you made a grave and serious mistake.png
>decide I won't sit by idly being ridiculed
>"You can't talk to me as if we were still together"
>tell her I take personal offense and won't be insulted without repercussion
>she starts backpedaling now talking some nonsense about moving on and working on my own life

>started working out gaining 70 pounds (200 total)
>picked up kickboxing

I'm determined to teach them a lesson.

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first guy also fucked her that night so I felt even more betrayed

Hell yeah user were rooting for you. Beat his ass imagine her reaction. How fucking satisfying. Hate to miss it.

>five year relationship with girlfriend
>started the relationship cheating on each other
>I made out with my ex
>she made out with her ex in revenge
>fixed the situation and agreed to be loyal
>I still constantly cheat with tinder hookups and prostitutes
>she’s caught me sexting but I’ve always talked my way out of if
>lot of arguing but still get consistent sex from my girlfriend

>be 17 and in high school
>my friend D’s parents are gone for a week so we have a weeklong party at his place (tucked back in the woods with a pool) with people coming and going all throughout the week
>my friend J is in another state on a family vacation, but his gf B is there
>her and I hang out the whole time because she knows me better than she knows anyone else. she tries weed for the first time with me, even though her bf doesn’t want her to
>one day, it’s just me, B and D hanging out
>be laying in D’s bed with B watching a movie, D is passed out in the other room hungover as fuck
>cuddling with B while she texts her bf
>we smoke a little bit, cuddling gets a bit friskier
>soon I’m kissing her
>always thought she was cute. a bit chubby, but a nice ass and pretty face
>as we kiss, we slowly take our clothes off
>next thing I know we’re fucking
>I’m kissing her deeply while fucking her missionary, her phone starts going off
>it’s J, he’s calling to ask her something
>she answers him normally while pumping her pussy like there’s no tomorrow
>she hangs up, pulls me back down and starts kissing me again, wrapping her legs around me
>I hold her tight and cum inside of her as she clings on to me
>lay there for a bit, kissing and cuddling
>decide to go in the pool to clean up
>a few hours later, D wakes up and some more people come over to party
>fuck B again that night
her bf never found out and they dated for a while afterwards. She’d give me handies from time to time afterwards at parties but we never fucked again