Why haven’t you gotten a girlfriend yet user

I started using dating apps, went on 4 dates then coronaworld happened and no one wants to meet/can't to avoid the corronies.

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Because I'm an unattractive loser with zero good qualities.

It's a miracle that I even had a gf before.

It's fine, though. I've fucked so many hookers I don't remember how many. I need to quit due to the STD risk and me being jobless, but I don't regret it.

Looking at a mirror while I, a 1/10, doggy fuck a 12/10 is amazeballs.

I have a 10cm dick

I'm going on my 2nd day day after tommorow ... Excuses

Spoke like a virgin

Enjoy the corona.

> 12/10
Mhkay dude. Even 10/10 is just a 9/10 you're in love with. Stop worshipping whores.

Women don't give fuck about dick size

I haven't been outside in almost 6 weeks.

I just got out of a ten year relationship and had been enjoying banging chicks for the first time in forever. Coronavirus ruined everything.

Corona anyway kills only old, ill or fat people. I'm doing sports 3,4 times a week, having an BMI of 22,5.

Because she is 17 and I'm 26

I got one :)

The vast majority are over 70's with complications but a small percentage are healthy young people. It probably wont kill you but it might. Anyone can spread it, it lives on plastic and metal for 3 days. No one should be doing any thing for awhile.

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I have trouble sharing my own thoughts and emotions, and I'm very self concious about it. I might be an aspie, but I'm pretty sure I'm just an idiot.

That said, I don't get out enough to meet women. I moved into the city to get closer to the night life and this fucking virus hit before I was getting into it.
I just want a cute gf to be into, ya know?

I had one after years of wanting a relationship. I was sorely disappointed.

Why I would have gf?
I am not monogamus I am not a cuck I wouldnt let a bitch be aware about my feelings have a gf is the most homosexual thing in the world.

I want to find a wife, not a girlfriend. That is not something to be rushed while working on your own goals first.

You can't stop spreading it. And a small percentage of young people also die from flu. There are like 1000 things more dangerous than corona for young people. Like drinking, smoking, driving, sports, sex, whatever...

The world is run on money, nothing has been shut down globally like this my lifetime. It really is something to be bothered about. It's spreading so fast that if enough get it hospitals will be overtaxed and many more will die.

I got married and it fucking sucked. Living with someone who can be an asshole who can't be smacked is torture. I got a storage unit and put all of my prized possessions in there in case she tried to take them. I would sleep there all the time and it was the best sleep I ever had.

I'm 22 and I recently got a 17 year old gf

Because I'd have to go out to get one.

im exactly like this at least were aware of our issues

Having a girlfriend is gay that's why

Too short and too ugly. I'm 5'1" FFS God must really hate me

Because I'm a fat stupid retarded and ugly piece of shit that doesn't deserve to live.

Because she broke up with me last night.

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>Why haven’t you gotten a girlfriend yet user

My wife would be pissed off.

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Got gf at the start of quarantine. We do stuff, she comes over, i go over. She doesn't want other guys but is cool with 3somes with me and me fucking girls to find good 3some partners; she does anal, and loves sucking my cock. She cooks, is skinny, hot and smart. Shits hella bitchin here.

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I have been approached by females throughout my life but I had turned them down because I was repulsed by their aggressiveness. I never went after a female myself because I was either too self-conscious or lazy. My face isn't visually pleasing like a models is, but I have a good facial structure and my body overall is incredibly healthy and good looking. I have spent most of my life after the age of 10 indoors, staring at a computer screen. I never liked computers but I got hooked on video games. Well, Yas Forums video game: Call of Duty I & II. And after that it just because a habit, I guess. If I started doing physical activities and socializing, I'd be pretty popular, I'd like to think. But I do regret never having even kissed any girls when I understood them better than anyone I ever knew.

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You've heard nothing about the high prevalence of ACE2 receptors in the testes nor the study showing early signs of long-term drop in testosterone production? Nothing?

Because the love died out on my last one cheated on and she cheated on me. Masturbation just seems like the better option

I have a girlfriend, she's fat. Yeah it sucks.

I'm missing half my brain, "on my last one and she cheated on me"

I'm emotionally unavailable. Three women in a row have accused me of being a sociopath.

I'm gay.

However, I've slept with 2 women.

>Mimimi the virus that's going to be completely purged from your body after a couple of weeks that only leaves the corresponding antibodies behind will miraculously have long term effects #24
Sure thing. Get your pest equipment and build yourself a bunker, and don't forget to switch your tinfoil hat every few days, otherwise it starts to smell...

Must suck to live in a country where you can't date 16+ year olds.

because legal age cute modest virgin girls sporting no mental illnesses are somewhat rare.

Whatever, fool. It's your body you're taking long term risks with if you go virus-foolhardy.
>It doesn't kill me immediately, so nothing else could possibly go wrong

Post her pictures

Already have one and she's Asian. Great ass, but I miss my big white tits. I'm also in lockdown and this is pretty much all I can get at the moment, so here I am. Guess I can't complain too much.

She doesn’t want me

Your powers are growing by the moment.

Real answer: she was 16 and a student at the school I was working at, but never did anything with her.

I never followed her. She followed me. Over time, I warmed up to her, but my coworker wanted to fuck her so badly, that he stalked her. He got reprimanded, but I did too because they saw on cameras how close we got. So I chose to end it. Broke her heart so badly, she moved away.

I still feel guilty for the whole thing. I shouldn't have gotten that close, but... she made me happy.

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Found the kike.

Because I don't want to drag someone down with me just to not be alone anymore.
I have no long term goals, no dreams, no aspirations. I just want a quiet life, away from people without having to be told what to do and what to think.
There was 1 woman I really liked and she liked me, but she had a chance to go places. I was no good to her and she would eventually tire of me, so before it started, I assumed the end and never started.

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Cause I'm gay

I am a self-hating loser with pedophile tendencies and crippling trust issues because of how my mom treated all of her various husbands and boyfriends.
Also I am freaked out by sex.

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I dont know everytime i want one i just dont wanna look for one but i really want one plus its hard to find a gf that will like my personality