ITT: People you don't understand why you want to sleep with
ITT: People you don't understand why you want to sleep with
Julian Stewart
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Camden Smith
Mason Miller
rashida jones
i prefer whites
but she just has a certain fuckable quality
Christopher Barnes
Charles King
Alexander Barnes
Zachary Bailey
Levi Howard
Tyler Jenkins
Thomas Powell
Jeremiah Long
Daniel Butler
Fuck yeah. Ever since she was on scrubs.
Andrew Phillips
I would destroy some amy poehler
Sebastian Wood
Susan Sarandon is a certified classic. Don't question your dick on that one.
Nathan Murphy
This was going to be my answer until I googled her and saw that fucking hair cut. Made me feel too ashamed
Joshua Anderson
Connor Murphy
Jack Diaz
#fartgate
Justin Brown
Jordan Miller
Easton Powell
Well here's the thing: after being divorced twice & currently getting out of a painful 5yr relationship, I've noticed a few trends in the type of women I tend to date. There are also some specific traits that just really work for me.
>Intelligence
I cannot date a dullard. Both my ex-wives have education (in fact, first wife is a medical doctor), as does my now-ex gf. Must have someone with some brains so I can have intelligent conversation with. The quality of tv/movies available when you're with someone that's educated goes through the ceiling (hint: lot of documentaries & historical biographies, and absolutely no costumed superhero movies).
>Redheads
So here's the deal: I got this thing for redheads... It's called a cock. But yeah, I've always loved redheads and I always will. Considering where redheads go, there are only butt-ugly ones and drop-dead gorgeous ones, if you don't have an ugly one, by default you got a keeper.
>Age
I've always been interested in older women. Going back to my teens, I knew that the women in their 30's were a LOT more sexual (and comfortable doing so) than girls my age were. When I got to up to my mid-30's, women who were in their 40's were primo. But seeing as I'm in my mid-40's now, for me to chase after an "older" woman, the only candidates I could pursue are pushing AARP membership. Still, the fact remains: young girls are really pretty to look at, but that's pretty much all they're good for. You know that phrase "you can look but you can't touch"? Young girls say that to guys all the time. Not so with an older broad. For them, "look but don't touch" turns into "touch but don't look". Yes ma'am. :D
>Jews
I know Yas Forums is rife with people who hate Jews, but IDGAF: I love Jewish chicks. I don't know what it is, but for some reason I am always attracted to them.
So let's look at this criteria. The traits that I'm most into are:
>Intelligence
>Redheads
>Age
>Jewish
By that criteria, Judge Judy is my dream woman.
Logan Russell
Thomas Cruz
Lucas Ortiz
There's nothing to understand. I want to sleep with them.
Connor Taylor
Really? Glen Danzig?
Carson Anderson
Other than the fact she's had more cock than a horny hen, she's fuck worthy.
Christian Powell
Dominic Martin
I know exctly why i want to fuck susan sarandon
Michael Wright
Sarah Palin
Nicholas Anderson
Jaxson Rodriguez
Judge free zone faggot
William Smith
Jose Garcia
Cameron Long
the kind of funny that only can come for smart ppl
Aiden Ross
Yes!!
Lucas Morales
Kelly Ripa
Xavier Murphy
shes literally the female wojak
Lucas Phillips
She's a middle aged butch dyke, but that just makes me harder.
Charles Baker
Justin Price
Tits...
I understand
Elijah Hughes
She would unironically get it. And I still think her and JLaw were rubbing pussies.
Jackson Watson
Camden Hughes
yeah butter face
Sebastian Cooper
Lincoln Jones
I just don't get it. I think people are only obsessed with her because she's famous
Joseph Cooper
Nicholas Cruz
Yes
Luke Green
Nathan Phillips
I love how fucking ugly and jewy she is
Luke Parker
No idea why people are obsessed with this girl. Do you have to be a pedophile to like her or something? Or is it just that she's famous?
Ayden Campbell
Fuck yea & if Bea Arthur was still alive I’d let her fuck me from Beahind
Isaac Smith
I mean I want to roughly fuck her because she seems like a prude
Ryan Gray
Shes got thick lips and a big ol mouth I'd bet good money she could suck your soul out of your dick
Tyler Lee
>Ripley
>Tits
You must be a special kind of retard
James Howard
Ayden Jackson
Samuel Williams
Yes to both.
Also, in a similar vein, pic related.
Aaron Nelson
Trannies in general. I'm straight so I have no clue why. But what's hot is hot, so bring on the girlcock.
Adam Morris
Nathan Green
Joshua Carter
I see where you're coming from
Tyler Cox
Dominic Gutierrez
>tfw no Milf politician gf
Lincoln Edwards
rick is that you?
Jose Anderson
Blake Cook
Nope. Saw her nudes and she is disgusting and disappointing.
Joseph Lee
Uh, no. Her husband cheated on her and I trust his judgment. Some women never know when to shut the fuck up, and think everything they have to say is worth listening to.
Easton Miller
Oh yes, would fuck her into next week
Carter Morgan
Xavier Perez
If what?
Jackson Jones
Both of these would get it, for different reasons.
Also, you just know.
Asher Lewis
Couple of dickheads.
Joseph Phillips
2 massive reasons come to mind why she needs a good hard fuck kek
Isaiah Price
Whoa. That one definitely has a penis. He's built like a brick shithouse
Jaxon Stewart
Definitely, but I'd Hatefuck Katie's brains out, and i have a bit of a thing for trashy chavs, so Jodie would get it as well. Bonus points that Katie probably stuck a strap on up Jodie anyway.
Isaac Bailey
Benjamin Perry
Cringe.