Your life sucks, user! Why are you not living like me?

You sound triggered xD

Imagine being so upset that you're not successful as me xD

Good xD

Wall of text, loser xD

Keep faking it xD

Hi Dan
Whats up
Why you hanging out here of all places?
Why the xD ?
Thats tumbler tier cringe

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>keep faking it
Nah, Genuinely happy.

watch your back, fag. Popeye will get you eventually

In my experience people like you are actually really miserable people who are so desensitized by their privelidges that nothing actually satisfies them anymore

Imagine calling a smiley as something cringy xD

That's why you're on this site, huh? Stupid liar xD

Homophobe loser, enjoy never being rich as me xD

Jealousy is going to kill you xD

Sage

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Fuck off faggot, are you claiming you are Dan Bilzerian?

So mad xD

Imagine using slurs and thinking you assert dominance xD

Yeah man its one of my bigģest insecurities. Fuck wisdom teeth. My bottom jaw looks like a homeless shelter

>also on here
Nah, I'm happy friend.

Sage

Are you really this bored? Grow up, you look like wolverine's autistic brother

Imagine having teeth as your insecurity xD

Keep Nahing loser, it's delicious xD

Cringe xD

You sound mad, beta boy xD

And an empty pipe.

He's probably still paying off his Volvo irl

>being this mad
Friend I'm just happy xD

He sounds like he ran outa piss buckets

Obvious bored troll, nothing to see here

Nice troll but ur not danblizerisn
Still dude is a manlet money cant buy height/(^~^)\

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Roflmao, I have Tesla xD

So mad you started to copy me xD

Imagine talking about my piss xD

Don't let the jealousy kill you loser xD

Keep those anime smileys loser xD

Why are you being a dick bro. Just chill for sec. Can you give me some tips on how to improve

Sage get off the stage

dude.. u just try hard. i living at the ciost in sweden. have planty of girls ski on the waterr bed. and are probly more happy about my life and you are. i still do wtf i want and i like it. u just try to put up a good game. becus inside you just a loser whit out skills.

Be me the best man in the world. :P dont even need to brag.

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Have you ever seen the way the people that hang around Dan Bilzerian treat him? Like he is a big giant wallet. And he acts he is scared to say no in case they don't like him or something. The guy is a giant pussy. Fuck him and his gimp cuckold of a life, fuck the cam whores he hangs around with, and fuck OP for being an faggit. Suck my dick and beg for smeg you tosser.

Get rich and get the bitches xD

Imagine thinking you have any effect xD

Wall of jealous text, keep being loser xD

Lot's of text, why are you so mad? xD

How do i get rich? Were you born into a rich family or something?
Also why do you put xD at the end of everything it kinda makes me cringe. Soz chad.

Nah friend, just happy xD

Because without a beard you look like Faggot McFaggot

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What a fucking virgin. Dan Bilzerian is a beta cuck faggit and so is anyone that likes him, just like OP who is also an faggit

Sage

Keep being distracted by my smileys and you will never make it xD

So mad xD

Imagine using slurs to try get your point across xD

Fucked more women that you probably seen on the internet, loser xD

Imagine thinking you have any effect xD

Nah, just happy xD

I'm mad because baby dick faggot buttfuckers like you exist and actually have the compotence to type on a keyboard. kys

>snaggle fuck mouth of sauron tier bonglander detected

Longer you stay in my thread, more humiliation you will receive xD

Imagine using hatred against gays to say something xD

That doesn't make any sense xD

Just happy my dude xD

I have no doubt he has fucked several hundered women. I can also gurantee you that he has actually satisfied a small portion of them due to being a steroid abusing slug cocked homo. in that respect I am well up in the stats. OP bucks kids btw

Eh im not bothered. You seem like a jerk and i dont wanna be like you. Your looks may be okay but with that personality as dry as a desert dont think you would be getting any bitches. Im preddy happy with corona virus and all so im g

dad didnt leave me a trust fund

kys

Yeah because being gay is the worst type of human you can be, it;'s fucking pathetic. Putting someones cock in your mouth is the lowest a human being can go. Which is why men are the dominant sex and gays are faggits

Embarrassing xD

Imagine talking about me in third person xD

Imagine wanting to have a friendly personality on this site, you're fucked loser xD

Imagine calling someone to KYS and thinking you have a leverage xD

Imagine hating on homosexuality, keep being a loser xD

Not at all, just happy xD

It makes sense if you aren't a fucking nigglet excuse for a molgoloid

I'm the ultimate Chad.

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Imagine you can defeat me, the most successful man xD

Being a racist loser and tryng to make a point on the internet, stay single and mad xD

I prefer whores xD

Stay jealous xD

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Yeah, whatever.

My mom didn't buy me a massively winning lotto ticket at 17

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XDXDXD Keep being a cocksucking faggot op you buttfucking pillow biting bumder poof fruit

Why do I need to defeat you to be happy? xD

I don't have my dad's money.

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Is this the most based thread in modern history of Yas Forums?

no. xD

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The bait could be better

>brit detected
Oi, yah cunt.

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You sound mad xD

Keep whatevering xD

You sound hurt xD

Keep thinking you can win xD

Imagine being so full of hatred against minority xD

Because you're a loser xD

Neither do I xD

So desperate xD

Yes xD

Are you hurt? xD

Imagine thinking you have leverage xD

Imagine trying reverse psychology on Yas Forums xD

Don't talk like that, loser xD

Keep trying xD

Imagine having a fucking malibu boat and then surfing behind it. everyone knows nautique is where it's at right now, and even centurion is making bangers for boats when it comes to just surfing.

A FUCKING MALIBU. this is what happens when you have money but no idea wtf you're doing.

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You continue to ignore the points i am making you window licker.You troll like a complete gaylord nigger

Saged and ignored

You just might OD on these XD's yaknowimen

I’m not a dick sucking faggot like ole dan.

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Nah, I'm just happy xD

That is exactly what a gay mudslime nigger would say

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Wall of txt, xD

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This. Fuck Dan fagzarion.

Wow, so many replies, so definitely a virgin

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OP is a gay mudslime nigger who is also a cuck for that queer Dan Bilzarian and his fake titited camwhores

this is not you

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