Why havent you joined Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints? aka mormons for you
Its litterally what you Yas Forums have been seeking
-a traditional life
-Whites helping whites
Your career will boost because of connections within the church
-You get a traditional white wife that is loyal and without degeneracy
-Happy family life
and all you have to do is go to church and pretend if you dont believe it once a month
Sounds like utopia? yeah it is
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Your starting to win me over man
mormons are very friendly and very happy
I don't know mitts fucking it up for you guys and I'm conservative
you want a trad wife ? join bro
No alcohol, no coffee, no tea.
Fuck off
wine is allowed brainlet
>Yas Forums seeks those things
Try the newfags over on Yas Forums, Elder, degeneracy is the core of Yas Forums. Also you aren't supposed to use tech on your mission, I'm telling your bishop.
KEK
im not a mormon im just a normal guy trying to help others
Because I don’t have a mental illness.
>no coffee, no tea.
Is this real?
I'd think so because caffeine is a stimulant which makes it a drug
Yeah dont join religions, live free
Ex mormon here. I’ll give you a good reason not to join. The church is inherently corrupt and the bishops are creeps. Yea sure Im happy to just let some old fat dude ask my 13 year old daughter if she’s a virgin and if not to explain in detail how she lost it. Just move down to south and become a lutheran
Yea it’s real, it used to be caffeine itself until “modern revelation” changed it
Protestant fags are the biggest cucks
Why would anyone with a brain join any religious cult
I think you mean orthodox
Id rather not live in a cult thanks.
nope its catholic
whats this guys problem?
Lul true my b
Checked
This two apparantly
>wife that is without degeneracy
Who wants a wife like that? Boring fuck, nah, I'll pass on that. You know who has hands? The devil, and he uses them for holding.
Mormons are degenerate af.
Trying to help others isn't normal, freak.
>move down to south and become a lutheran
Don't move down south. The south is at least 20 years behind the times. Not much difference in Lutheran and Catholic. Don't join either of those. Think for yourself and if you have the need to worship God, do it your way and let the hippocrates burn in their hell.
kys
Reddit fag you're confusing Yas Forums with Yas Forums
I'm actually a descendant of the Pratt brothers and no I'm not Mormon, thank God, found the relation when my mom did genealogy over 20 years ago.
They hated jesus cuz he was telling the truth
Not to mention all of the things that don't add up in the church.
wrong
that is debunked
lmao FAKE picture dumb fuck
Utahfag reporting in.
Wine is not allowed, they don't even use it in communion.
Most Mormons are Jack Mormons though and they drink.
Those are a part of the words of wisdom.
Caffeine was banned for a long time but they eased it up to only being hot drinks that are un-advised.
Bishops are creeps. Can confirm.
He's mad that he's the second copy.
The first one got lost/destroyed/stolen on the way west.
My great grandpa was a part of that journey. lol
Mormons are degenerate as fuck.
Girls in HS could justify anal sex over vaginal sex because it "doesn't count."
An added note.
There are a ton of "premature births" in Utah.
You see a cute LDS couple get married on FB and 6 months later they have a kid.
Let me ask you a question, is god omniscient?
"Fake picture"
>not a Christfag
>AM a Trey Parker/Matt Stone fan
>question answered
Those pixels aren't real.
That picture is fake.
It won't even load.
Live in Wyoming
Shit load of Mormons
All of them are weird and have like 5 kids.
>without degeneracy
Who the fuck are you to decide who or what is "degenerate" and what isn't? Personally, I believe racism, sexism, nationalism and the overall oppression of minorities is degenerate.
I also believe pontificating ones morals to other people without knowing if they agree to you (which this board is a great example of) is degenerate.
But you don't see me making bullshit threads pointing at people like you & screaming "you're subhuman filth" do you? No. Because unlike your retarded ass, I keep my views to myself. I do this as an example to the people around me: if more people did this, we wouldn't have half the problems we do.
My motto is "fuck and be fucked." My rights end precisely where yours begin, and vice versa. If you wanna get together at a bus stop with 5 other men dressed in leather Boy Scout uniforms, smashing each other in the nuts while you take turns blowing an ocelot, provided you're not intruding on me or anyone else in that endeavor, you should absolutely be allowed to do so. There's certainly nothing wrong with that, it's a victimless hobby, and think of how good the ocelot must feel?
In short, pic related. Used another retarded Christfag for relevance, as his message to you is the one & only time I've ever agreed w/ ol' Fred.
>hippocrates
The father of medicine?
I believe you meant "hypocrites."
No idea what you're talking about. And all the things in that huge composite image, without context, it's impossible to comment on it intelligently.
But since that picture has a faded image of a Nazi and the implication that, had the Nazis won, all the other stuff in that that image would have been prevented, I now know two things
>whatever those other things are that are in color (basically, everything NOT the Nazi) I support. Except Bieber; fuck Bieber
>you're a fucking moron
Pic related.
Selectively. She’s also selectively omnipotent and omnipresent.
No fucking doubt. Give me a whore every day of the week & twice on Sunday. At least then I know I'm gonna have a good time, and there's a damn good chance she will too. Why?
Because without succumbing to the idiot shame OP seems to prefer, she'll have had time in her life prior to meeting me to decide what it is sexually that she likes due to having experimented, and in so doing will not be shy about voicing those desires.
If you're tryin' to get laid, that's really the only way to go.
Would you bang her? She’s been around the block a few times...
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I dont believe in Mormonism and the whole God is one of many l living on another planet bs is bonk.
That said, I used to have a couple of mormon girls that would come by every Thursday and visit with me. We had many great debates and I even spoke to their elders aka 20 year old man. They were cuties and seemed pretty subservient.
NGL I'd like to peel that magic underwear off.
Hey fellow utahfag, you in Salt Lake or what?
St. George.
Oof might as well be Nevada. You shoot guns? There's a /k/ discord for the state if you're interested.
Literally a cult, based off the Freemasons. Joseph smith was a freemason, and then got kicked out, when he told everyone he "Talked to an angel" oh and was using freemason symbols in his religion.
You literally have to pay the church your paycheck, NO MATTER WHERE YOU WORK.
A lot are pedophiles.
They literally go against the teachings in the bible.
youtube.com
You cannot drink or have caffeine.
NOPE!
I live in Utah. Too busy fucking all the little Mormon girls to go to church.
Wrong
I'm on dickord if you utahfags are around, going to bed now but juniper#3315
debunked how, how can you debunk a flowchart? wtf
Kys
selectively means its a choice, which puts us why back in the "why is she selectively all powerful box"
which part?
Not wrong!