Waifu something breadamajig

Waifu something breadamajig

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing. Fuck you, merchant
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind.
>Seriously, you look like cringelords
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original and frequent
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Traps are gay.
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, no

Rory-sama claimed

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big drunk, please talk to me, even if you're telling me to off myself.

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No drunk, am split 3 ways in attention.

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hi :3

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im wasted and hanging out with my friends who don't know I'm wasted and have been telling me not to drink. pretty sure I should die.

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Aigs

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was posting in the wrong thread
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Near calmed

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ask me a question
AMA time

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are you gay lol

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only for you

come on
give me as subject to talk about

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notice me senpai, notice me! X3

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Big Mac or Whopper?

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yes that is what i am doing right now

BK has or had better wifi

keep them comeing

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dude I'm the least interesting person to talk to. I have nothing to say. here's a question: do you think the A6M2 with its long range Sakae 12 engine was better than the A6M3 with it's short range but faster Sakae 21 was better? both have their merits but which engine served japan better during WWII? one provided longer reach, but the other provided more competant defense against American aircraft.

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i would rather talk to you then noone

what do you mean?
african or european?

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this comment made me spit out my coffee laughing, well done user-chan! c:

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the african swallow was stronger but shorter ranged, and the European swallow, while weak, had remarkable range. which is better?
Lina cute. glad my useless knowledge is entertaining.

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Hello

then how did thay got the coconuts to englend?

new phone who dis

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Who cares about the wifi?

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they carried them. one faster, one farther

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i was not able not get a router until now

now you
Big Mac or Whopper?

what do coconuts do in water?

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I don't care for either. Veggie Whopper is pretty good though.

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But how did they carry them?

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you veggine?

on a line

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Test came back negative, all clear
A one ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!

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What?

In the bird's cargo bay, duh.

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bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-52194018

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Yeah but thats been a common story
Also how do I toss up pasta in a frypan?

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>500 daily cases in Israel

Based

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>Vegetarian

only girl berds have cargo bays thew

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With oil/butter/sauce and heavy wrist action

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I want to have figurative sex with Erio.

float?
with their feet

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I mean more the specific action
I feel like my frypan isn't the typical type you would do it with
Since its 30cm heavy bottom one

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No, i'm not.

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yes.

>heavy bottom one

te he

thats u

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Does it have a hard slope or a soft one? You're best trying with dry pasta, its kinda just letting it pool at one end and flicking it up and back into the pan. Easier with a softer slope and lighter pan.
African or European? How does it grip it?

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one grips wider the other grips tighter. the wider grip has farther range, but the tighter grip has faster speed.
yes

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neck beard are safe from covid

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Hard slope
Videos I watch have like a restaurant sized skillet which would weigh like next to nothing

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Practice with some dry pasta, its the same kind of action regardless. Some of the pans in restaurants can be heavy.

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all this food talk is making me hongry

i am going to go to jack in the crack

be back

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i like turtles :3 *cutes*

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I like you :3

I like tortoises.

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do you really? i love you user-chan

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turtles > tortoises imo, why do you prefer tortoises aegis-chan? c:

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:)

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They're cool. Snapping turtles are also pretty cool.

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Porpoises > Tortoises

Gayboi
I finally understand why it's a glass of milk you leave out for Uncle Adolf!
I have no porpoise to live

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please kill me.

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Based hitler poster is back

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Okay.

I'll end your Missouri.

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please. please just fucking kill me.

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Do you actually love me? That's embarrassing.. you're making me blush

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Based piss lover is back
Homo

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I'm here everyday, dropout

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Don't forget to leave out a slice of Führerkuchen also.
Not racist just don't like them. Simple as.

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Why do you want to be killed?

Okay.

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because I hate being alive and I don't want to be anymore.

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Drunk puppy. Hello.

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I'm so drunk I almost threw up from taking another shot

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Ein Glas auf Milch und Scheibe auf Führerkuchen. Ich verstehe.
OK Boomer.
I'm too busy playing Skyrim and Borderlands 2

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You should clean that up, puppy.
Drink a glass of water, will ya?

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I just chugged a bottle of water which is about .75 liters and ate some food.

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