Make it stop. Most of my shits end in a bloody bowl and tp

Make it stop. Most of my shits end in a bloody bowl and tp.

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Bye bye colon, hello cancer

This is first wipe

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There's a quick and easy solution to this, just fucking eat your own shit.

Its been happening on and off for a year or two. What are the odds of me being cancer ridden

Am white and never had the gay sex or any sex for that matter

Hello alcoholism..

>odds
High. Plus you've lost two years so stage 4.

Age?

probably an internal hemorrhoid

what the hell are you eating op, if it’s just a certain group browsing your food area

If you're saying its from drinking ive never imbibed the alacahol and if you say i should start ill need to wait 2 years till im 21

Have yogurt for breakfast and eat a salad during the day

19

lmao u definitely have some fucking IBD or something. see a doctor retard. i cant believe people see bright red blood consistently when they wipe and go to Yas Forums expecting to get good answers.

honestly that level of bleeding is pretty light and while not normal it can be explained but some pretty benign cause. if you dont have any excessive pain while during or after bowel movement i wouldnt worry about it.

Cheerios pasta and chicken

I ain't going to the doctors. If i die i die and if i dont i never needed the doc. Simple

Lmfao right? I’ll never understand.

It hurts like hell when the shit hits the rim. My hypothesis is that my shit is consistently larger than the opening so it just rips it a bit

Doesn't look bloody.
You sure you don't just eat a bunch of red food.

You may have intestinal fissures. If you are already eating lots of fiber and it persists, see a doctor. You may want to do that, anyway.

I haven't eaten anything red in my life

You'll regret that lifestyle real soon.

Odds of cancer are extremely low at your age. Probably anal fissure or hemorrhoids. Go see a GI doctor.

I thought i might have had colon cancer so I'm actually fairly well read on it, but im not a dr. Here are my two cents:
>red blood is an indication of a post-gastro (after the stomach, in the intestines) ruptured blood vessel which can be a sign of a growing tumor. Digested blood is dark. Yours is such a vivid red that it must be near the exit (your colon).
>your feces appears stringy (thinner than normal and in different parts). Thin turds can be a sign of a blockage causing your feces to become especially thin in comparison to your anus. This is probably sign of a growth of some sort.
I would recommend you set up an appointment with your Dr. You want to know if you have it or not. The day of your appointment, you'll want a buddy to drive you back home from the hospital because they'll knock you out before playing with your butt so relax

to make it stop, you need to go to the doctor. there is your answer. why did you make this fucking thread? did you expect someone to tell you to eat a combination of household ingredients and suddenly your digestive tract will fix itself? you're bleeding, it could be a result of many many fucking things. the only way to figure out exactly what, is to see a doctor. there is nothing else anyone will be able to do for you without being able to see inside you.

Not really too keen on continuing living rn so unless some cool shit happens soon i doubt it

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Oh, to be young...

lol you are worthless

Just trying to find out the likelihood that its life threatening

It's red and not black which is good for you, means it's a lower gi bleed and not an upper one either way go to a doctor you dumb fuck

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Get Oxy Powder and DNA Force Plus.

does your ass itch a bunch?

I dont have money

Sometimes it itches a lot but most of the time no

ok i was thinking hemorrhoids but probably not

You have Crohn's disease. Just smoke a bunch of weed, stay hydrated, and eat cooked vegetables.

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Fuck off pedonigger

Get some fuckin metamucil and use that shit every day and drink a shit ton of water

>If i die i die
Then delete this useless thread and die.

Fuck off with this scam.

stop eating metal shavings you stupid fuck

No ill consume as much metal as i want. Its good for the metalbolism or some shit

Probably an anal fissure from being constipated and then taking abnormally hard shits. Eat more fiber dude.

That what im thinking. Ive been constipated for basically all of my life

Had this exact problem in February. I was in hospital for four days. It is a form of Colitis. Mine was infectious colitis from something I ate. Yours could be from Food-borne virus or other.

probably hemorrhoids if its accompanied by itching and burning. Otherwise it could be cancer.

Go to bed Alex.

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I used to have this a lot. Turns out its really bad fucking hemorrhoids. Does it hurt real bad when you poop like its ripping your butthole apart?

2 tbsp psyllium husk soaked in water every night faggot

the fuck is wrong with both of you? my diet is booze and crackers n i aint got this problem

aint no ass doctor seeing people during this shit

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this is so retarded, you will regret it on your deathbed and be embarrassed about how retarded you were

You must eat nothing more than 140 pringles a day. That is all. 140 pringles a day.

Eat 140 pringles a day. Just 140 pringles. No more and no less than 140 pringles every day.

You got hemorrhoids... prep H will help

Hey man you really need to go see a doctor and you’re going to end up needing a colonoscopy. Same thing happened to me I bled for a month or two and when they checked me out they found I had internal hemorrhoids. But they also found two polyps and one was pre cancerous. Now I get a colonoscopy every three years. Most of the time the bleeding IS caused by hemis, but you never know what else they’ll find. Whatever you do don’t put it off until it’s too late. Good luck user.