If a rhino came rushing at you and you had to use a sword to stop him...

If a rhino came rushing at you and you had to use a sword to stop him. What type of sword do you think would have the best chance at killing him

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I dunno, what sword is best to kill yourself with?

Depends. Is a rhino rushing at me?

Yes he is.

+10 serpent great sword

you're just going to die. No sword is going to stop a rhino before it kills you

if you got like a scottish claymore movin real whirly-like and clonked the Rhino in the side of the head while also sidestepped the charge, MAYBE

Idk man what about those massive European swords. Also what about a super sharp ancient samurai katana right to his chest as he runs into you

This is the correct answer. The physics of even a greatsword simply won't do. Unless you were fucking Guts with the Dragonslayer. Your best bet would be some kind of spear. But it wouldn't work. The rhino is a living tank. Ya done goofed.

Ok. Do I have to use a sword to stop him?

A rhinos skull is like desgined to take hard impacts to the head. he's running right at you, if you try to dodge him he'll just turn his fucking head and still gore you. Sure you might give him a nasty cut before he impales you in the stomach, but if he dies it would be from infection.

What If I held a longsword pointing at his chest and he slams himself Into it.

why are you in africa ?

Of course dude

Hmmm interesting. Are you a faggot?

a sword with an AA12 attached sporting a drum mag and tactical slugs.
even then its a toss-up

Why is that relevant to the question

Probably a zweihander but chances are it would just shatter on contact unless you throated it. Try to do it similar to how we 4fun hunt boars where I live.

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Ah Ok. OP is a faggot.

None because rhinos are extinct.

some kind of improved laser sword.
a somewhat star wars-like sword with a defensive mode, transforming into a shield, with an "ignore impact" function.

also thinking about the attack on titan kit, with proper training+capability ofc.

A katana to quickly commit sodoku before it reaches me

Yes but that's a tactical sword. I think OP meant just the regular ol dumb swords

a lightsaber

Notice the position of the head. He comes at you head first. He lowers his chin to protect the rest of his body. His tactics are simple, run at you, ram head into you. He's very good at it. He's like 4,000lbs. His horn is more than a foot long. Study physics dum dum.

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A halberd or mace

Dude the attack on titan move is actually perfect for killing a rhino holy shit

I have a short sword, a long dagger, attached to the end of a custom made dual barrel .50 BMG elephant gun. Do not ask me why I have a bayonet on this gun. This is the internet. I will not entertain such nonsense.
I point the sword-gun and the rhino and pull the trigger. The sword, it does nothing. But it is the sword of my sword guns. So it counts.
Fuck you all. All I really wanted was a Pepsi.

notice he has a spear, not a sword OP.

Lightsaber

This is like asking what AA gun you'd like to stop a Meteor headed straight for your house.

Better question, what creature on this godforsaken earth would be able to take a rhino 1 on 1? Not this cat, obviously.

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Dude what If I had a katana and as he came running at me I would aim for the neck from the picture it seems like the space behind his horns would be a good spot.

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>using a boar spear to kill a feral pig like a hipster
>no crossbar
>Monster logos
Jesus fucking christ. America needs the nukes.

A starving tyrannosaurus

Half a scissor

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Just teleport behind him

This spot

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He got that sweet hot topic beanie, though.

Seems like we're on to the testing phase. Go to your local zoo.

I mean...yeah. Also a pissed off Brontosaurus, but they just skelly bois now. My money is on a hippo with elephant guns mounted on it's shoulders.

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No maces or spears allowed. Guns or projectiles also are not tolerated. No gay anime moves.

Nothing personal, kid.

That's not physics stupid head.

omae wa mou shindeiru

Keep in mind that rhinos are very blind. Also theyre very dumb but smell incredibly well

Those things are tough as nails

I get this is a haha xD hypothetical, but rhinos are basically extinct OP if you kill one you'll face prison time and over $50,000 in fines. That being said, I let him kill me. Rather have that be my cause of death compared to starving to death under an overpass or shiv'd to death by some animal rights activist

The dragon slayer from berserk

Weak spot spotted.

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A light saber, an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing

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>This is like asking what AA gun you'd like to stop a Meteor headed straight for your house.

A Davy Crockett of course

Light saber qualifies as a sword, so that.

NANI?!

An ear? Are you seeing something that isn't there because you're off your meds again?

>had to use a sword to stop him
RIP. These guys can rip open a car like its a tin can.

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That thing is going 15.2 m/s and weighs 70 kg on avg, that's 10,640 kg m/s and 161728
joules of kinetic energy. which is the energy of 36.32 12 gauge shotgun shells at one. If you kill it by chopping into it's neck it still impales you, carries you 100's of feet and then slams you into the dirt, dead body pinning you under it's massive weight. All this assuming the sword doesn't literally shatter
on contact. Don't even get get me started on the tensile strength of Rhino hide or the density of their muscles.. and how hard it would be for a sword swung at normal strength to penetrate.

700 kg of course.

Probably that scottish one that was designed to sidestep a horse charging at you then cut the fucking thing in half.

That's what I was thinking also . Or break his back

What animal could kill him?
A mosquito carrying the right virus. One of the deadliest animals on Earth.