so i asked a valley girl if i could send her 20 bucks. she said yes and took like 3 days to find her credit card and get it all setup. afterwards she was like "so i have to give you my number?" i told her yes and she sent it my way.
sent the girl 20 dollars which who knows why in the fuck she would want it but im not complaining. im hoping if i'm genuinely sweet enough to her and send her stupidlyl tiny amounts of money to her for a year or so she'll meet up with me the next time she visits my major US city.
and when that happens i'll fucking swoon her off her feet even if it means stretching every bit about myself to make her think im more attractive.
if all goes well we'll start dating. and if all goes perfect we'll get married and i won't have to work another day in my life bc this girl and her family are fucking loaded 30x over
lmao whats the punchline to this joke tho? It had a great setup, but you left me hanging!
Christian Jones
Yeah, OP, that sounds about like the stupidest plan I've ever read.
>sent the girl 20 dollars which who knows why in the fuck she would want it Re-read that again and again until the retardation goes away.
Parker James
High risk high reward long term investment Not worth the time
Luke Fisher
what
Benjamin Phillips
If it's possible, it's going to take years more time than you think it will. Unless you find common ground or have psychopathic patience, you're going to grate on each other. Most likely though is she's not going to care that you paid her $20. A girl who's willing to do that, especially if you asked her, is guaranteed not going to think twice about you. We do not live in a 1465 feudal system where you court with gifts. Probably thinks you're a simp and if you're serious, you need to change tactics.
Mason Bennett
This is 1 of the most beta things I've ever had the pleasure of reading. Goodluck with your endeavours you glorious bastard.
what's the risk? maybe 100 dollars max in a year? yea idk why she would accept anything from me when her parents are loaded up the ass. i have a psychopathic patience though. i plan on finding common ground it will just take time. i agree she won't think twice about me but if i stalk her social media enough i can see how she's doing mental health wise. probably hit her up or ask her how she's doing when she goes through a breakup in a year or who knows what.
and as a side note i have done this with another girl and it worked splendidly. she wasn't a valley girl just a hot ass suburb girl like 9/10 she worked out a ton, fat ass, small waist and blonde. i put in the big investment in the beginning and then tapered off. kept an eye on her social media, said some shit about the lord and how i was religious bc i saw she was. now here i am 5 years later and the girl will literally send me good morning texts and legit text me more than i text her. sends me pics all the time and i haven't sent her money in a solid 2 years. i just hit her up when i saw she broke up with her bf, and no she doesn't know that i know her social media. i pretty much have a guaranteed fuck if i ever visit her and she has said that she would 100% date me.
>times hell yea i paid this girl. she's a goddess and loaded up the ass
her house looks like pic related but with an even better view.
she is into fashion and loves my city so the exact kind of girl i can pick up on hard. can give her a little story about i developed some real grit growing up in teh city and fending for myself but at the same time understanding the high class etc.
who the burb chick? i can text her rn and probably get a pic of her. alternatively i can hit her up and ask if she want to fuck next week and she'd say yes but that would be redundant because we spoke the other day about me fucking her. and mind you i haven't sent money to this girl for years
Longest no I've ever read. So the next serial killer snatching up blondes and dressing in their skin, it'll be you right?
Andrew Howard
I'm dying. You think one hundred bucks is what you need to spend on a girl for an entire year to get her attention?
Michael Wright
hahahaha
Christopher Sanders
If you ha ent fucked her, then you don't know if it your plan is working.
Theres a huge difference between a girl suggesting she'll be down to fuck, and actually getting her to fuck you.
Jaxon Bennett
How the fuck are you even alive op? You have to be the stupidest retard ever even if this is a paypig fetish thing you are fucking delusional that some rich girl is gonna sleep with you cos you send her tiney amounts of money and make up stories Save up your money and get a high class prostitute for the night. Plenty of them are the type of privaledged blondies you seem to be into and that way u are garunteed sex. Stop being a fucking retard
Elijah Price
I need to know how old you are. Please, you're cracking me up.
Thomas Perry
Dude girls just like attention shes never gonna fuck you Go to a bar or get a prozzie Jesus
John James
so pick your poison and don't say something stupid like asshole or sharpie in pooper. nah what fun is a dead body its the conversation you bring to the table. the money is nothing compared to the small little things you do to get her. its a guarantee i could have totally bought a prostitute but i want a trophy wife 28 soon
For that house, the architect blatantly specified 5000 sq feet in his design software, then hit 'randomise' and built whatever popped up.
Camden Hall
Do you think you can get in the belfry?
Parker Ramirez
catch me in that clock tower with a telescope peeping on the milfs next door
James King
In no world or arrangement is 100 dollars a respectable amount of money to drop on a girl in a year at your age. You're delusional. Even if you are dropping fire lines on her like "you cutie'
Ryder Flores
Check this Mega /file/UJc2RaYb#JHWDzncVRpMpRfZLEnZCs62BzhVp924aj-hCAebIzkc m6oOsJEa3
Michael Allen
So then I says rectum... damn near killed em.
Owen Butler
The big trees placed where they can block out light and fuck with the foundations are a nice touch.
Evan Cook
lol I live in the valley why would you want to date a valley girl and your post makes no sense plus extra gay for wanting to marry into a rich family and ask your wife's dad for money
Joseph Richardson
omg.. cringe... Has this architect ever lived in a house? Flowers by the pool are nice too, I'm sure it never gets windy ever.
Dominic Thomas
so you think architects are writing software that constructs houses on the flip of a switch like fucking minecraft you dumb fuck in what regard bc upper class white girls are what i aspire to marry. what do you aspire to marry?
Brayden James
Words cannot express how much of a weak loser you are. Your ego is bigger than your brain. Oh oh oh hopefully I win her heart and we get married. Okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay. Now punch yourself in the face as HARD as you can loser. Post a pic of your face. Any guess you look like this.
I don't think he's saying they procedurally generate houses. This just looks like a generated McMansion.
Cameron Ramirez
You’re totally in denial and all you do is reply with half sentences. ELABORATE on your pettiness fuck boy... Mr I inspire to marry valley girls but I send $20 and hopefully she’ll love me and marry me... LOL LOL we are all laughing at you
Benjamin Parker
100 bucks lmao I bought my. Bitch a 200 bathing suit when i was 22. That isn't shit either. Over a year lmao are you 11 saving birthday money from grandma
Cooper Moore
Anyone else notice that if you act disinterested and aloof, girls start spending stupid amounts of money on you? Clothes, drinks, food... hell one even said they got a motel room once. A few I knew had like no real job and were struggling but were always finding a few bucks to "grab me a little something extra" and for the longest time I had no idea where that money was coming from.
what do you want to know? i already said it before, this is a tried and proven technique as i've done it with several girls. grooming is a real thing and grooming girl from college age is incredibly easy. you show them that you just want to help them benefit and grow. you don't ask for anything immediately, simply give and listen to any shit they have going on in their life. as time passes you keep checking in maybe sending maybe not you have to feel the room and their amount of desperation, a gift never hurts. you wait for them to get out of a situation that is negative and come in reinforcing your thoughts of self gain for them and they look to you as someone who has always been there for them supporting them and never asking for anything. as a result they now put more faith in you as a good person and want to share more. im sure even a fucking moron such as yourself can read where this is going there are mcmansions and then there are mansions. anyone can buy a mcmansion in virginia or some shit but to buy something like this in the valley is fucking heaps of money and has long since been there
Blake Lewis
Heaps of money and they planted a taproot tree next to your foundation.
Heaps of money to somehow make luxury look generic and contrived.
Turret, check. Bellfry, check. Pool, check. Pointless balconies and planters, check. Awnings that don't protect against shit, check. Spanish mission look for SoCal, check.
And the lighting? The entire lower levels looks like it's going to be a fucking cave and I don't see signs of skylights. Nothing says luxury like darkness and artificial light.
Jace Ramirez
>so you think architects are writing software Architects don't generally write software, they draft blueprints, but even the first version of sid meier's the sims way back in the year 2000 had built in software to quickly and easily construct digital houses on the flip of a switch .
Ian Stewart
Is it the girl on the right?
Joshua Perry
SEMOLIAN
Lucas Gomez
Is it pic related girl on right?
Kayden James
>bellfry its belfry and like i said her house is "like" pic related not a spitting image. she has way more land than pic related along with a pool plus infinity pool. read teh damn thread you mongrel. cool you have no argument but a fucking sim game no way i could ever get into kaylyn slevins dms. but funny enough the girl im talking to does know kaylyn and went to teh same highschool etc. thanks bud
at the end of the day ya'll can say whatever you like but i've done this before and the formula is there and laid out for me. im happy with the ridiculous progress i've made so far bc normally getting into the dms and getting a favorable response is the hardest part
Zachary Johnson
Stop larping you nigger bitch
Nolan Martinez
This. If she doesn't need the money, she isn't going to take $20 a few times a year and marry you because ?? Shes some fake tanned bimbo who will fuck around with some worthless muscled up guy who her dad hates, but he has money too. Totally backing this guy, didn't want to roll it out but yeah, you're being a simp dude, and she doesn't even need your money. Your pissing in the ocean
Eli Gray
>no argument but a fucking sim game The argument was about the possibility of constructing simulated houses, so why wouldn't a game about simulated families that specifically includes constructing simulated houses to prove the possibility be relevant?
Joseph Jones
how is 100 or 300 dollars high risk? how little are you making that that is considered fucking high risk. she can fuck around with whoever she likes, better for me bc when that muscled up dickhead breaks her heart i'll be there to support her. being a simp fucking works followup bc i forgot
You will "be there". People like you overvalue pussy thus due to market forces raise the price for the rest of us. You are either a troll or you were raised by a single mother, no man with any portion of dignity would allow himself to be treated in this fashion.
David Nguyen
>how is 100 or 300 dollars high risk? The amount doesn't matter, the fact that you will never recoup your investment let alone profit is what makes it risk high.
Evan Bennett
not bored or a fag. never said i fucking texting kaylyn you dumb fuck check the fuckign thread >You are either a troll > raised by a single mother, no man neither. raised by a happily married couple that have been together since their late teens. never divorced and my father is a successful proud man. you will never recoup your investment let alone profit remains to be seen doesn't it? to me its fairly low risk when you compare the number of years of months it could get me happiness.
you guys act like this is my first fucking time pulling this shit off
Aiden Wood
I was gonna say.... ummmmm. Alright OP well good luck, make sure you post nudes, and make sure you take your meds! Gonna need those
Elijah King
why would she give a fuck about a peasant amount like $20 if her family is loaded?
