Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned

Zoo Discussion Thread with Feral yiff instead of real pics because real pics get ya beaned

I really love animals and just want to talk about them, so hop in if this sounds like your type of thing

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i am pissed. No work.

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it's 4 am and i can't sleep

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Ooooowwww, that looks sooooooo sweat!

Have you tried closing your eyes?

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I can relate

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i want to be tied down and knotted~

what fantasies do you guys have about animals?

Adding a couple extras is my current fantasy. A female doberman, maybe a dalmation. Can't stop thinking about that but then coronavirus means I won't make as much probably this year.

So I'm pissed... Why

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Threesomes. Fucking a female or male while a male knots me, or having two males inside my ass. Maybe that will never happen, but I can dream

Do you think you could take 2 large males?

I don't know. Right now I can barely take one. Maybe someday... Who knows. It's just a fantasy

have you been knotted by a real dog, i kinda want to try, what is it like to feel the knot?

How do I go about getting an intact dog?

why are you like this, did you not get pussy in high school so you turned to fucking your dogs?

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I have my boi Kaiser that I love to death, he's 120lb King Shepherd

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Craigslist.

Search the terms "male" "boy" "dog" or/and "[specfic breed]" and look in community and for sale.

You're pretty much adopting them before they go to the pound, and you don't have to deal with any shitty people telling you that you have to mutilate your dog.

Just chat up with the people, ask to meet up, see if he's neutered, and bam, if you like his personality and feel he's a fit for you, you're all good to go

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Yes, I've been knotted. It's amazing, but you have to be careful. Lube your ass and play with your fingers to stretch, because if you don't it can be painful. Relax and find a confortable position. And try with a not too large dog. Try to take the dick without the knot first, just to see how you feel it. And or you are ready, take the knot while the dick is not completely erected, so it will grow inside. If everything goes fine, relax and feel his dick beating as he fills you with his cum

Or... ignore this and just let it happen lol

My first time I was a complete virgin, literally never even stuck any fingers up my butt, and yeah it stung a fuck ton at first, but immediately after once he fully knotted me it felt so fucking blissful like pure ecstasy.

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Hello there.

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Has anybody ever been with a mare? I have been wanting to try it for a while but just don't know how to go about it.

Hey

That's a question for Kaiseranon, he has.

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I have, I fucking love her so much and god damn she's beautiful. Do you have mares or have access to them?

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I know a few people with mares. I just don't know how I would bring up that subject to them.

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Well what's the situation? Does one of them have a business with them, if so you can ask to help out, if they are all just there for recreation then idk how to bring it up because I don't know your relationship with them, really is there anyway you could have alone time with them? (at night or if the horses are right next door and their pasture borders your property)

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fuck you, you're a disgrace.

You crazy fuckers started a thread this early?
Damn dawg.
So how are ya'll doing?

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Why don't you any of you faggots have started a kik group already?

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Doing pretty good, I've been taking Kaiser to the ranch pretty much everyday that I go, so things are really fucking better

How bout you?

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why do you think dat mistwer?

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Because we're fine sharing stories, tips and whatnot here.
Just no real stuff that ruins the fun for everyone.

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Kik, telegram, whatsapp, and all those other popular message apps are all honeypots. They may not start out as a honeypot, but all it takes is for one anti-zoo nigger to get in and it's all over

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Good way to get arrested going for other people's animals...

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Literally just woke up so im peachy especially since my Golden is in my lap, guessing he likes my warm laptop resting on his belly.

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How do you make sure a dog knots?

Is this a thread for those sick fucks that fuck animals? I'd gladly put a bullet in their fucking sick skulls.

Thats real fucking sick bro where did you fucking learn such fucking sweet fucking lingo dude?

fuck fuck fuck

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Yeah yeah, I hope you get killed, fucking pathetic deviate.

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Fucking way cool man like fucking sick bro you got some hella cool fucking like fucking opinions and like stuff man

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Give me your address you filthy fuck. Lets be friends.

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Like totally dude let me get right fucking on that man like way cool broseph.

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Question!

As an outsider looking in, Why is it so many of you are gay? I'm not insulting you, that is a geniune question. I see overwhelmingly interest only in male dogs from your group, and then those of you that also date have human partners, again predominantly gay.

I've also noticed the same thing about the furry fandom which....you guys are technically a part of?

Oh and before i forget.
Mind all that edge would you?

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Matters on breed (more the size) and his experience. Some are naturals and will do it easy peasy their first time and if he's fucked before (like he's been bred) then he'll have experience and do it pretty easy. It's in your postioning too, you wanna be at a 90-degree angle (like pic related) and make it so that he's fucking right into you, not up or down or at any weird angle, which sounds easier said than done.

What breed is your boi?

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>Why is it so many of you are gay?
Dunno, now that you mention it it does seem kinda strange huh?
I guess males are easier to be with, in my experience females can get REALLY FUCKING jealous as opposed to males who just sorta go with the flow.
Cant really explain it i guess.

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wow buddy, you're so cool for using that bad f-word so many times, man I wish I was as cool as you

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Right?
We got a bona fide Shadow the EDGEhog over here.

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Yeah we have lots of animals getting fucked on My Discord come and join @ .gg/Canada

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I don't have one. Just curious about how you convince a dog to enter that 'breeding' position instead of just humping.

No thanks mr. glownigger.

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Canada will be cool when its the first official US state to legalize bestiality.

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You post this every day,why?

>why you gay?

Intrest for zoo develops during puberty when the people who are zoos usually have their first sexual experience, which usually ends up being with the family dog, and intact male dogs are way more sexual than other dogs, and it's way more common to have an intact dog than to have an intact female. What I'm trying to get at is that intact male dogs are WAY more common than intact female dogs, and since your first sexual experiences kinda define what you are sexually attracted to, most people start out with male dogs and love them to death. Male dogs are way more likely to start it too, as in they like sniffing around, humping stuff and you, and are way more licky. From what I've gathered from most zoos is that their first interactions with zoo happen just by their male dog licking them or something while jacking off, or just general curiosity on their sheaths and the pink that pops out

Tl;dr:
Intact male dogs are way more common than intact females, so it's way more likely that people's first experience is with male dogs

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No, I am genuinely attracted to dogs since before puberty and have put a lot of effort into realizing my current situation with 4 females and an acre of grassland.

It has taken a ton of effort, way more than any woman would have.

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>You gotta watch out for those anti-zoo niggers, they glow in the dark

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Okay. Thanks for explaining it, but now I'm curious, do you guys try to penetrate your dogs? Even if their large enough, Would that hurt them?

>Why not?

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see: Especially when you advertise it like this, completely open, anyone can join and can fuck everything up

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>why "knot"?

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I mean i can and they go along with it just fine but it takes prep and warmup and i usually save it for really special occasions.

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I don't and I don't really agree with penetrating dogs. At best they tolerate it because they love you, but for me it just feels wrong to fuck my dog when he's not gonna be enjoying it

With zoo my rule of thumb is this:
As long as both you and the animal enjoys it, then it's all good

Anal is in a very gray area, so I just steer clear of fucking them in the ass. Now ME getting fucked in the ass? Hell fucking yeah

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Ooh you're good!

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Because I like chatting about zoo and having people ask questions. People hop in asking how to start or how to do stuff, and others hop in and ask questions and try to understand it. I like that, it's a thing I'm passionate about but sadly isn't accepted in society that much. So chatting about it on here is the next best thing

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