We are living in this movie

yeah except there's no magical immunity. the only people left over are going to be pathetic neets and rich, beautiful people held up in their mansion fortresses. this is how the morlocks and eloi come to be

This user is wise.

stephen king is overhyped, and his books are 80% filler because he gets paid more for 900+ page books. the tv series was much better from what few chapters I read. I did read through geralds game and a few other of his books

In 2002, King said he was going to finish From a Buick 8 and maybe the Dark Tower series then retire. EVERYTHING after that was a money grab. As far as I know, he's still cranking out crap. A lot of his earlier work was very good. Geralds Game and Delores Clayborne, I SWEAR were written by his wife.

No we're living in "the Obsolete Man" episode of the Twilight Zone. I can hear all of you now.
"I'm not obsolete! I have a function! I'M ESSENTIAL! I'M AN ESSENTIAL WORKER! PLEASE GOVERNMENT GOD! LET ME LIVE AND I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL STAY INSIDE! REPORT MY NEIGHBOURS! SERVE THE HEADS OF MY CHILDREN ON A STEAK AT YOUR FEET O GREAT AND MIGHTY OVERLORDS! JUST LET ME GO BACK TO MY DEAD END JOB! MY PORN! MY YOUTUBE AND MOVIES! OH PLEASE!"

Not even close. Great time for a remake though.

This book is actually what we're living out right now

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Why are those DVD cases so big?

>read a few books
>thinks he knows Kings work

Okay user... tell me more about the things you know barely anything about.

Weren't they gonna make a series? Folks might be tired of global pandemics now

I keep calling the Covid Captain Trips

That's my typical Friday night

D-u-b-s that spells moon

>Made for TV movie better than a few chapters

Bitch you are retarted

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Laws yes

I know, right.
There is no excuse not to read these books when they are written so that they would be an easy read for even a 10 year old kid.

90s King is good, stop being retarded.
From a Buick 8 was written before and after his accident and it shows. You can tell he really thought about quitting.

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Yes, the 90s were before 2002. Here is a ball. Why don't you take it outside and play.

I would read the hell out of that book.

You mentioned Gerald's Game, so I went 90s.
Sorry, but Tabitha is a horrible writer. Her poems suck, no way she wrote Gerald's Game.

It was just the flu...

Captain Tripps and Lt Dubbs

And for the record, Rose Madder is an unheralded masterpiece. Insomnia, on the other hand, was a convoluted mess.

I read that fucker in 1992, and I’ve been waiting for it to happen ever since. I started following virology and genetic engineering like you closeted homosexuals follow trumps scrotum as he fucks your moms. Every fucking time I’d bring it up on here, some stupid fucking schoolboy aged kid would interject and explain that bio threats are moot (lol moot) bc we have a CDC and such expensive bloated military spending, and also, of course, the best healthcare in the world, so no virus or bacteria or weaponized gene treatment or pathogen of any kind whatsoever would ever amount to a credible threat for more than 5 minutes before being identified and defeated.

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It’s time to die, motherfuckers.

>this car is magical
>things appear from car
>make car go away
>the end

Flu made who

Bobby Terry you SCREWWWWED UP!!!

It’s just a matter of time but he’ll get around to writing that too eventually.

>be kid
>sun's going dark
>get molested
>uh oh spaghettio in the well
>the end
Top quality writing there

God, it was boring.
Yeah, see this car in the barn? It's evil, don't go in there.
>Goes in there anyway
And Christine was good, this was a fucking monster/teleportation/ride for the lowmen.
He had ideas in this book and one or two were good, but the book sucked.

Just sit down

They are exactly the size they’re supposed to be.

>best healthcare in the world
Hmmmmmm

Oh, so we're living in the imagination of a subpar author?

Gonna guess these were the same user. You have an innocent, almost child-like purity in being able to distill bad King stories down to their horrible essence. Well done.

He can't end stories for shit
I swear he just writes without planning until he gets bored, then wraps it up in 4 pages

THAT'S what you took from Gerald's Game? Did you even read the book? It's a body horror book, a locked room mystery with elements of supernatural.
And all you took was the bit where she flashed back to getting molested?
I guess you thought Dorlores Claiborne was just about some crazy broad on Little Tall Island?

He has a few good books, but most were pretty basic

>Not that user
Both were Estrogen Novels, intended for women, and as I suggested earlier, probably written by his stupid wife.

I fucking wish.

In The Stand only 1 side was full of assholes.
In reality both sides are a bunch of douchebags

Who made flu?

I mean Hand of God is the worst Deus Ex Machina ever. And WTF is up with The Dark Tower? Nigga didn't even end it, he just rambled on for a thousand pages and reused the first paragraph of The Gunslinger.

You mean this book? And no, we're not.

Dont make things into something they aren't
It was a story of nothing, and if it didn't have his name on it nobody wouldve heard of it

Nah, Tabby writes menstral poems about menopause and shit. No way she could write a whole women's power book.

I guess we just have to disagree. Gerald's Game, Delores Claiborne and Rose Madder are some of his best, most focused works.

Doesn’t sound that unbelievable

Tits or gtfo

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Bet you they only hate king because he's a democrat.

they just did a remake with Whoopi Goldberg, and King rewrote the ending.

I read the stand 3 times. loosely plan on reading it again before I kick the bucket. it may be the most entertaining book I've ever read. haven't watched the movie. is it worth it?

I wanted to watch that the other night and I couldn't find a good stream to save my life. And I refuse to watch that horrible SyFy channel miniseries again.

It was a 1994 ABC miniseries that King had direct control over. Total time, 6 hours. It's not bad at all. The special effects kinda sucked ass, but they mostly got the characters like you imagined them in the book. Except Harold Lauder. Decent enough actor, I guess, but he didn't look like the fat, pimply 16 year old I envisioned.

Worth a watch.

thanks. I'll look to download it then. Enough time has passed since I last read it that I won't be disappointed by any of the casting decisions I hope.

Ok bertha, every one that disagrees with you is trump...