Walk into your bedroom

Turn 360° and walk away.

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Being this new

Reminder her that she is NOT a celeb

Good job walking into her again you retard. Go back to math class

samefag

Turn 360 degrees and walk the fuck out of there. I'm on probation already, ain't nobody got time for that.

Being this new

start jerking off.

Found the newfag.

Of course not, she's a meat popsicle to slide my throbbing manhood inside.

Yeah well the jerk store called, and they said they're running out of you.

I'd turn 360 and moonwalk away. And tip my Fedora. Ho!

fuck her butthole until she fucking dies

April is a little early for summer, don't you think?

fucking solid, user.

Who?

id slap my weiner a couple times on that booty

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"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence."

I'm an amateur quote maker and I came up with this the other day. I thought it would fit here nicely.

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Turn 360° and call everybody a newfag

turn 360 and be an entire thread of unbearable newfuckery

Tell her to get the fuck out of my room, it's private property and she is there illegally.

Well now you're offering me an intellectual query that is based on Geography, and I dare say this is a trick question because the answer you seek would be entirely relative to your location on the globe. Nice try kiddo. Heh.

Yeah? Well the quote store called and they said they're all out jerks.

This.

Wrong answer bucko. You just bit the big one. Game Over.

Get laid.

I'll accept this as your unconditional surrender to my superior intellect. Chalk another "W" up for me on Yas Forums. Just another day of winning, tbh.

I call Tyrone and watch him pound her pink little pussy. I hope she gets creamy and he cums inside of her to I can clean it all up

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Why is degenerate cuckoldry a thing?

Shoot her in the face 18 times

You forgot to tip your fedora and say "nothin personal, kid."

Now are you counting the one in the chamber too? Or are you the type of guy who isn't always locked and loaded.

>personal

You literally had one job.

Bend her over and fuck her ass so hard, the U.N. would try me for war crimes.

Newfag 2020 edition right here

the kiddos don't go to school anymore

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take all the chairs out so the only place she has to sit is on my face

Berry my dick so far in the ass whoever culd pull it out would be crowned King

Turn 720 degrees around in the other direction and walk away.

watch her beg for my big black cock that she wants so bad.

How are you a white guy born with a big black cock? That seems weird.

fuck pussyhole

then you would just walk into the floor faggot

ha ha ha ha ha
I fuck my pnenis

That's almost more of an insult than being called a nigger which i'm used to. but continue being jelly faggot.

Damn. You right.

Sorry bro, looks like you're the one staying jelly now. Tough luck kid.

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kek

Careful your penis doesn't make you airborne

Fuck her mouth, then use the drool as lube to fuck her ass, obviously.

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I would put an apple in her ass and fuck her so hard she will puke apple juice.