ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC...
ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC
Took my buddy's fat sister to prom because I owed him a favor.
>Be me at 19
>Agree to a threesome with my gf and her ex bf assuming it would be dp stuff.
>He's black 6'5 and hung like a donkey.
>i'm 4'11 and tiny.
>halfway through giving him a blowjob and me just staring she pops his dick out and tells me it's my turn.
>my brain just turns off as her and him both slide my head down onto his dick (that's like 8 inches)
>they laugh and call me humiliating names
>i realize "hey, this is actually kinda fun"
>we do this twice more
>she gives me the "i just don't see you like that anymore" talk and leaves me to go back to him
>He keeps sneaking me over to her apartment for blowjobs while she's at work
>he ends up fucking me.
>i love it
>he keeps me as a side piece almost the entire 2 years they date.
And that, is how i ended up being a trap. she never found out and too this day we're still "friends".
there's a sperm whale joke somewhere in there...
Hey your copypasta beat the Trainspotting copypasta AND the bathe my 11 year old niece copypasta
She wasn't fat enough to fairly be a called a whale, but we did eventually have sex.
My 9yo niece looks cute as fuck in her new bikini
I was in the I'm a rapist AMA thread last night and I wish it went on longer.
that night or later on?
I am a male slut. I have had sex with 100s of people both male and female.