ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS AND SUCH ETC ETC...

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Took my buddy's fat sister to prom because I owed him a favor.

>Be me at 19
>Agree to a threesome with my gf and her ex bf assuming it would be dp stuff.
>He's black 6'5 and hung like a donkey.
>i'm 4'11 and tiny.
>halfway through giving him a blowjob and me just staring she pops his dick out and tells me it's my turn.
>my brain just turns off as her and him both slide my head down onto his dick (that's like 8 inches)
>they laugh and call me humiliating names
>i realize "hey, this is actually kinda fun"
>we do this twice more
>she gives me the "i just don't see you like that anymore" talk and leaves me to go back to him
>He keeps sneaking me over to her apartment for blowjobs while she's at work
>he ends up fucking me.
>i love it
>he keeps me as a side piece almost the entire 2 years they date.

And that, is how i ended up being a trap. she never found out and too this day we're still "friends".

there's a sperm whale joke somewhere in there...

Hey your copypasta beat the Trainspotting copypasta AND the bathe my 11 year old niece copypasta

She wasn't fat enough to fairly be a called a whale, but we did eventually have sex.

My 9yo niece looks cute as fuck in her new bikini

I was in the I'm a rapist AMA thread last night and I wish it went on longer.

that night or later on?

I am a male slut. I have had sex with 100s of people both male and female.

The morning after, though we did spend the night in the same bed which led to sex.

I'm am a faggy edgelord who thinks about murder nonstop, and fantasizes in elaborate detail about just how I'd go about torturing and killing every person I know in various ways. Regardless if I like or dislike them. I voeuristically read the deeds or other killers while pretending my interest or detatched and of a clinical/curiosity/smartypants nature.

Oddly though, I don't get turned on by rapey aspects of it...it isn't sexual in that way for me.

user from the last thread pls share stories of working with teens in the restaurant industry

I want to have a circlejerk with my friends

Clementine user, deliver your goods unto us

F user here. I am down to fuck almost any of my friends if they ask. I just dont initiate. Have had threesomes with a few of them. Wish my bf would get in shape faster.

When I was younger me and my little sister found some alcohol and long story short we made out. Don't know how it ended up like that but all I remember is mouth kissing for a good 5 minutes.


This was around the time I started molesting her.

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One night while working closing shift at a McDonald's I work at I went out for a 'smoke break' aka go out behind the dumpster and smoke weed when a girl I was working with straight offers to suck me off if I shared my weed with her.

And that's how I met my girlfriend.

I am Spartacus

I can't understand why someone would create this idea of me and then attack me based on his made up strawman.

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Same minus a bf.

The college guy next door is stuck at home with his parents. Ive been leaving the blinds open so he can watch my wife naked in our bedroom. She has no idea

i went to a sex shop to get sucked through a gloryhole once. (I had done it before). I was sitting in a chair waiting my turn and three older men all put their dicks in my mouth, taking turns. I didn't feel anything emotionally but i was basically raped.

Why do they have to be the ones that ask?

I never seeded torrents.

Sometimes I had to set up a quota of 0.01% upload because some faggot didn't let me download. Sadly 0.01% of 1 Gigabyte = ~100 kilobytes upload were wasted.

gay bf's are rare indeed

because female privilege

There used to be this homeless guy who came by the fast food joint I worked at, always ordered the same thing when he had money and would like a true boomer tell stories that went fucking nowhere.

God bless that crazy bastard, I never did find out what happened to him.

I get strangely sad/jealous I have no childhood trauma for how fucked up I am.

When my nieces stay at my house I let them sunbathe topless/nude

Do anything fun that night?

I posted nudes of my ex online without her permission

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I trade my exes nudes all the time without her knowing. I love it.

15 Frat Boys in White Castle in '88 Fongered me, it was pretty nice.

Sorry mel

one time gf passed out at a house party, I let her co worker see her undressed. After let anons see her undress if she passes out

u like it

fake and gay.
First time they'll talk about it, SWAT team will nail you the very same day.

Kids, even when genuinely oblivious, sooner than later mention/imply/talk abou everything they were permitted/denied/led to.

Same. Been hooking up with men online since I was 12 (23 years ago) I have absolutely no clue what my number is

I'm well aware of the fact I have several kids with different women in different states, I just don't want to have anything to do with any of them.

Yawn/10

>I have taken a lot of time preparing a hidden cam to capture fap material of girls I know.
>actually get wins
>refine my methods get better cam
>starts obsessing over girls I know I don’t like
>slowly become infatuated with a friends wife
>over time leads to development of these things called feelings
>one particular night I act on it
>glory was mine if not for just the moment
>unloaded in her; knocked her up
>2 stars would not recommend

I want to fuck Gibi ASMR.

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Whenever we danced she let me grope her everywhere, we made out at the end, and I fell asleep cuddling her on top of me. She was also a virgin and confused my morning wood for attraction which was what lead to us having sex.

More details?

I have record of ~150 men...70% were just me giving BJs but been fucked by dozens. 90% came from CL

Also have record of ~150 women but there are a lot I do not have record of but still remember.

I engage in consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with my girlfriend.

Anything in particular?

Back in high school, the day of some dance someone messed with the system's order of songs where instead of what it was supposed to be it ended up being 2000s wangst rock and nu-metal

It was me, and I did it all just to see what would happen.

This happened in 1989.

>be me
>sharing an apartment with other Uni students
>roommate never misses any opportunity for some prank
>tell him to stop "or else", he laughs at me
>revenge.jpg
>at that time, BIOS didn't feature password safety
>on Friday evening, insert gay pic in the autoexec.bat of my roommate
>next morning, go home for a week-end; he stays there
>ffwd late afternoon
>the fucker invites over a girl
>for some reason he has to show her something on the PC
>PC boots
>gay pic appears
>PC freezes
>he tries many times Ctrl-Break, then quickly switches off, but the prude girl already saw the gay pic in all of its gay glory and was so disgusted she already took her coat
>"n-no, wait, I c-can explain"
>she's so grossed out she slams the door and runs away
>come back on Sunday night
>he's sitting depressed on his bed
>sees me, turns on the PC, no gay pic appears
>asks me: were you the one to put that gay shit on my pc?
>stare at him without laughing
>two seconds after, he starts ignoring me
>no pranks ever happened since then
sorry for the errors, I'm a bit drunk now

My older brother got stupid drunk one time. I mean falling down, rambling, can't stand up drunk.
I brought him home, and put him in his bed basically unconscious.
I just started punching him, I punched him in the face, chest and all over for all the shit he did to me over the years.
He came out of his room two days later, all black and blue not remembering anything.

My ultimate fantasy lately, is imanging my Mom getting fucked by my friends, or greasy men from the bar. being super rough with her and treating her like a slut.

I go to a Farmer's Market once a week solely to hook up and fuck the daughter of one of the vendors.

My online friend wanted to fly to my country to meet up in person, but I didn't let him because I think he might have been the one who committed the Whitechapel murders of '89.

I fucked a different girl during my first date with my ex-fiancee.
It was at a large group event so it wasn't that hard for me to sneak away and pump and dump the other chick in the bushes. Afterwards the ex-fiancee came running to me with her wide innocent eyes and said "I've been looking everywhere for you, I was so worried." Felt absolutely nothing.

I banged a buddy's girlfriend when the two of us got laid over for two nights while on a trip to Alaska for his birthday. Then continued to fuck around with her during and after the relationship.

somehow I don't doubt you user. pls don't murder me tho k

can I be your friend?

i imagine a real honey working at a farmer's market. congrats user

i send no face nude pics of my wife to her boss and coworkers.
she dont know it and they dont know its her

Back in my early 20s I got blackmailed into fucking a 13 yr old

burner email?
whats their reactions?
any chick coworkers?

I discovered I was into cuckolding when the first gf I lived with cheated on me.

Since then every girl I've dated has been a slut, and they've all cheated on me. Including my wife.

whatsapp
i send only to male coworkers
they ask who iam and want to meet and have sex

Ashley Madison has seen a surge of women since they and their hubby's have been forced to work from home. I'm gonna be busy for the rest of the year .... god bless covid-19

let's see how hot she is

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>girlfriend.
prob just make her a fuck buddy, you don't want to marry that

>bf
boyfriend or best friend? is he a cuck? also show tits/nudes

Good for you

one more for the road

is your dad still around? is she a hoe or nah?

>ex-fiancee.
what happened?

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>Including my wife.
ever in front of you? would you raise another mans kid? do they know you like it or nah? why did u get married?