Aw, you noticed!
BREAKING: Boris Johnson moved to ICU as hjs condition worsened this afternoon
William Nguyen
Noah White
Benjamin Ortiz
It'll most likely take him dying to stop the great unwashed from continuing to flock to the beach/parks en masse. Utter retards.
Isaac Hall
Statistically speaking because he's a fat old fuck his odds are about 66% that he's a deadman
Owen Thomas
Sounds to me like you're triggered that I don't give two shits about British bullshit
Oliver Nelson
the next 3 presidents
David Allen
Strictly as a precaution he has been placed in a body bag.
Michael White
WHY COULDN'T THIS HAVE BEEN TRUMP?!
Carson Torres
Now if we could only get the clown running the US in on this, he can show his Republican bible thumping buddies how the power of prayer can overcome anything.
Asher Watson
This but unironically