How many rolls do you motherfuckers got?

All you need is a wash cloth in the shower with some dish soap. Warm water, clean your ass, clean the rag. Towel off. Good to go. Actually saves a bunch of money. Might not go back. Charming Charging $20 for a big pack of TP twice a month? That’s fuckin beer money. One thing good about this whole thing is we’re all gonna learn what we really need and don’t need. Toilet paper has moved from the necessity category to optional. We really don’t fucking need it.

Ah if you live by walmart and meijer than your prob in some midwest shithole full of hicks. sorry your areas retarded

I got like 12 rolls it will last a good bit of time I don't have to ues much due to good eating habits

Nailed it.
South Bend, Indiana.

My wife always bought this kind of stuff in bulks ,she always have at least one 24 rolls hidden in the garage "just in case" , plus we use bidet (we still use a small quantity of paper to dry our privates afterwards) and we still have 49 rolls even without buying any during the "toilet hoarding".
While i understand the psychology behind it , is so stupid to panic buying toilet paper when covid-19 don't exactly give you diarrhea.

This guy has evolved. I'm getting pretty low. I gotta say, I'll be joining you soon fam.

I mean its definitely possible, but that sounds pretty nasty. Having to wash a shit rag every time you take a dump? Toilet paper is worth the purchase in my opinion

Diarrhoea is a symptom but a rare one.

I dont know, like 10 or something, I dont shit 8000 times in a month. All you hoarders did was screw people for like a month, now it's going to go back on shelves and sit there for months because everyone has a stupid surplus because you're a bunch of fucking morons who thought the shit apocalypse was happening.

you do realize when you flush the toliet you're essentially getting shit particles over everything near the toliet, right? clock, toliet paper rolls, wrapped toliet paper rolls all covered in shit...i applaud you for at least keeping the toliet lid down unlike some savages who just leave it up

corona is truly changing the way we live our lives. from using TP to using Dawn and a wet rag...

woke up today with a shitty cough and now ive also got some loose stools
the cough isn't dry, kind of came out of no where. just light phlegm coming up sometimes
no fever, no aches, not fatigued
just weird cough and wet shits
is this it?

it is. get ready for 10 days of hell

ok explain why

Epic grandfather clock my nigga maybe you can chip that down too and wipe your ass with the shreds.

you are about to die. write a will and get your affairs in order.

lol'ed @ "collapsed in a plume of black mold"

that black shit never goes away man. every wall in your place is probably infested

>asking for medical advice on Yas Forums

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I have 1 left because of niggers like you buying it all up. Fuck you.

The n word isn't a very nice word user.

Sorry, no-gooders

Better, thank you.

This is one of those things that sounds worse than it actually is. Yes they can detect microscopic levels of shit particles due to flushing, but does that matter? You know shit particles are vaporized in your farts and can be spread around that way as well. It sounds gross but the only way it will ever affect your standard of living is if you think about it.

Good job wasting money toilet paper bitch.

FYI: I don't use toilet paper, I wash my self after I shit...never used it in years.

Could be normal cold, could be corona, could be nothing. Maybe its corona and thats as bad as your symptoms will ever get. Isolate yourself and assume you have it so you don't give it to someone else who might have a more severe reaction.

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this post was written by a man that is jobless. what do you do if you have to shit at work? do you take a shower then too? what a waste of time

don't get his hopes up. the common cold isn't circulating in 80 degree weather.

What in your shower? Or do you use a bidet?

Dmitry#5656 Discord account. F 22. Contact me for a good time. .

yes cause the whole world is 80 degrees right now fucking moron

it's corona

>what do you do if you have to shit at work?
the bathroom at my work is a row of porta-potties outside, in the winter its below freezing, and in the summer its 90plus degrees, i avoid this at all costs

Doin it right

3,780,112 and a half (the one currently in use).

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Same here plus all the grocery stores.

who the fuck puts a grandfather clock in their bathroom

Wherever you are just drive to a corona checkpoint and get checked out. Don't forget to update us constantly on your situation

Kek

about 2 and a half

And your area is mostly Trumpard incels. I'll stick with retarded.

i wont let her put it in the living room

Just learn to use your finger like most of the countries. Many don't have TP

Ask mayor Pete if you can borrow a roll

6. But it takes me 2 - 3 weeks to go through a roll. It's that really thin Scottissue stuff that's 1000 sheets per roll.

You buy that terrible single ply stuff?

use a fucking bidet dude. They cost like 50 bucks and that'll make your toilet paper usage go way down. Ask yourself, if you got shit on your hands would you just wipe it with paper and call it a day?

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Oh yeah. This house is FUCKED. This winter one of my gutters fell down and went right through my neighbor's window but it was an "act of god" - not an act of the gutters having been held into into the aluminum siding with drywall screws cause there's no wood behind them, but its ok cause there's no gutters now.

oh man that's hilarious. your life sounds like a movie-worthy trainwreck.

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no man its great. I've got like two neetbuck-earning motherfuckers up in this bitch and i get a section-8 voucher from one of them don't even collect on his fuckin rent he just pays the cable bill and the other basement dweller pays me 200 bucks for the privilege so I'm kickin back in this near crack den on a 380 dollar mortgage and shelling out maybe 250 in utilities and I'm pulling in 600 a month in income and my god this place has paid for itself since 2015 its all profit now.

yea but do you trust those neets? you have to live with them

trust them to what?
The upstairs neet is cool and his mess is entirely self contained. The downstairs Neet is alright too. I think he gets a monthly check from some indian casino in north dakota, but somehow he manages to spend 2800$ a month on doordash and custom VRchat models