ITT: poorly describe a video game without naming it

fortnite

Nope, Jurassic Park for SNES

>forcing dead things to fight
>plot about aliens for some reason
>fags pop out of the ground to steal your shit

That Jurassic Park adventure/mystery game

rescue rangers

>be edgelord in some other game become mega edgelord in this one
>has katana super speed
> kickass edge music
> slice through anything
> make america great again
>colegate smile
>fkn carlos

viewtiful joe

>slice trough anything

Lmao you gave it away. Its Ninja gayden

RULES OF NATURE

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no
no
winner
RULES OF NATURE

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youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH

Click to win, click to level up, and click your way through quests and dialog to unlock click to equipt items to aid in your clicking to level up and wealth, occasionally get rewarded with xp to require less clicks to level up your clickstats

>be cowboy mailman
>get shot
>become angery
>kill a bunch of fags
>get space laser
>your spurs jingle

anime game
> funky good jams
> fuh reel
>pancakes
> fuckin adults
> beat up monsters and fight cunty adults

New Vegas bruh

Escape from Tarkov

>JAAAAAAAAAAAAASON
>SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
>SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN
>SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN

>Fags fight in tournament
>Old fuck runs shit
>Old fuck is actually a cuck to big hammer boy.

Ring a ding ding, baby.

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Nope. Fooled you.

Heavy Rain

Heavy rain

lethal weapon

toe jam and earl.

> company steals your kid
> 2nd installment
> fight in virtual reality its falling apart
>nightmares and ghost shit
> fuck niggas up
>brain goop juice
> hot nurse thats a little bitchy
> escape vr hell with kid

fallout new vegas

checked and no

mortal combat 8

>actual good 2d fighting game of the franchise
>actually takes some skill rather than button mashing and having overly op leveled custom characters
>has 7 variations of the mc

kingdom hearts

>Snuff Film

Map painting simulator

>Dubs
>Checked

call me when there's some actual digits

Dragonball FighterZ?

I hope I'm wrong cause that game is a button mashing fuck fest.

Metal gear solid

>wake up
>angry
>kill literally everything
>too angry to die
>squash some spider
>get fucked by some space toaster with legs

way off baseline
> hint 3rd person shooter

>I have a barcode in the back of my fucking bald head!

>has daddy issues
>also has mommy issues
>is devil for some reason
>why the fuck is Akuma in this shit?

>Its cold
>OUTTA NOWHERE: HUGE ROBOTS AMNESIA ALIEN BUGS AND FUCKING SPACE ELEVATOR

Hitman

doom 2016
rip and tear till it is done

Yes.

tekken 7

Bingo

>TFW you stared at the trees for the whole day and they didnt grow
I pity the zoomers who no longer know such lies

I KNOW WHAT IT IS FAGGOT.

Banjo Kazzoie

I'll go again noone go these last time.

1
>futuristic bandit freelance pilot gets hired by world agency to defeat nazi like sky/sub pirates.
>constantly flirts with hq over comms.
>not crimson skies

2
>aim reticle is a dot
>enemies in balaclava
>gold weapons grind
>not csgo

3
>one drives one shoots
>gangsters
>magnum op

Dark Souls.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pw8CjVvvu08
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEETTTTT

>let's kill some zombies
>crazy nazi fucks everyone over
>let's blow up earth
>wefuckedup.jpg
>multiverses
>cycles everywhere

>ITS COLD NIGGA REALLY COLD

1.Front Mission

2. Halo.

3. GTA. or Saints Row

Fucked by a space toaster with legs? Hayden?

>Same shit as 3 previous game but with ships

Max Payne.

BBLACK OPS 1234 COD ZOMBIES

Correct

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>You can punch koreans with your red fists

Nope

Yep, god the only thing that was good after bo2 was that mods came to bo3

Yes

>Get quest
>run to ass of world
>get 900xp
>get new quest
>run the Half way Back to get another 900xp

>bunch of clowns
>steal shit
>you're in a pickle

very true bo3 should have been the end

Clayfighter

WoW?

Wow

>Guy has bitches all over him in some stupid club
>Let's break the forth wall
>ScaryImage23.png
>Girl kills herself, bitch goes crazy and kills herself, and other bitch has daddy issues.
>Last girl deletes herself