Chan is dead tonight so I'll start one

Chan is dead tonight so I'll start one
How would you go about breaking up with a girl you live with, made future plans with, and without getting messy? Will provide her nudes for replies.

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If you're dumping her nudes then why do you want advice, you clearly don't care how it's executed and have no respect for her already. Just dump the pics.

How long have you been together?
And/Or
Is there any property that is both of yours?

Ghost her. Thus requires having another home set up, preferably in another city or state. And of course block her on everything

Almost 2 years. We signed a lease together that's it

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Alright. Bet. How old are you and her?
Sorry about all the questions. I'm trying to understand a bit more and give more than this faggot.

But I met her family and shit, and she met mine from where I'm from. She'd know where to find me.

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Both early 20s. In our careers and sht, not at college or anything.

Rape and kill her.

Sad nigger giving advice for nudes, feels he needs to earn something for once in his pathetic life. Kys obvious negrofag

Dumb nigger, you don't have to take a girlfriend. Go outside for once, oh wait chinkrona

What makes it obvious he's black?

You just dump her.
Leave her to figure out the lease.
End all bills in your name.

It will be messy no matter what.
She has a lot invested in you.

Your best option is to just fucking ghost her.
If she goes to work at 9am you need to leave for the U-haul place at 8:45am and get packing as soon as she's gone.
This isn't a divorce, take what is yours and get the fuck out.
If her name is on the lease too, fucking leave her to figure out rent, it's her problem if she doesn't pay not yours.

the skin color duh

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Whats wrong with her?

Kill her and feed her body to at least 10 full grown hogs.

Surprised i havent seen this question yet. either it wasent asked or i cant read. Why do you want to leave her?

Thinking about this makes me dizzy. Thanks user for helping me realize that I could leave any time I want, really.
Still open for more advice tho

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OK, so I was early 20s when I got divorced. We rushed into it and being super religious we just knew we had to be together. Nobody told us to wait. Well my mom did but she often wasn't stable so I didn't listen. Anyways.

You just have to be honest with her. You're not happy, burnt out, met someone else. Whatever. She may be made but she probably won't seek out revenge after.

I ended up telling her after she saw a message from a friend i was talking to on yahoo messenger. I didn't show her what it was but I told her the next day. I basically said that morning that we had to talk when I get off. I got home early from work and made a nice meal and set the table. I left to the store one last time to get something and she was home and had her mom. I came in and got ready and we all sat down to eat. We basically avoided conversation until we were almost done.
I told her everything very calmly without pointing figures. I told her in "women ways" as in, "I feel as if" "I feel hurt when this happens" etc. That way she could understand better and it came off a lot easier. They grilled me with questions and I answered them all honestly. Afterwards we were done. I think actually expressing feelings without judgement, even though i may have wanted to, made things a lot easier.

Ok here is what you do OP: you sit down with her and explain calmly that you're unhappy and what something different in life like an adult and give her a chance to understand the reasons why. Even if it is just simply you want to fuck other people.

Now show me her tits.

That's a ridiculous way to end a long term relationship. You're a dick.

Talk it out, figure out whether the broken relationship can be mended. If you're breaking up only to repeat the same pattern with the next person there is little point to it. If it cannot be mended because you have very different goals in life, say that to her. If she won't be reasonable and goes full emotional blackmail THEN you can proceed with the anons plan to just move out a random day when she's not home and disappear. Give yourself one chance to do this right first.

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With complete honesty. Show her your tranny porn collection, the rest should sort itself out.

I typed this whole thing out then realized it's best summed up as: it's many little things. Like planning to move back to my home town together before I planned for myself to go.

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Yo, what part of
>and without getting messy
did you not understand?

I'm the one giving that advice and...
I didn't end my long-term relationship that way.

I ended it by...
paying 6 months of rent and utilities for an apartment I didn't live in.
Talking with her for three months about how to do simple things she should already know how to do.
Fighting on Facebook messenger for months.
After 6 months of paying her bills and the lease expiring I decided to get my things out from the apartment.
I was treated like a monster for trying to take anything that wasn't my clothing.
I got her group of friends summoned to threaten me.
I got my reputation slammed for over a year on Facebook because I tried everything in my power to be "nice,"

I'm saving this user from wasting his time being "nice."
It doesn't benefit you.

Some one is projecting huh

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I don't know how to explain to you that just disappearing out of nowhere is impossible after you've revealed your intention to leave to a girlfriend.

Sounds pretty and gay as fuck but whatever. Tell her you're only doing Amal from now on. If she doesn't cry loud enough to alarm the neighbors then she can peg you once a month. That should do the trick.

>Like planning to move back to my home town together before I planned for myself to go.
What?

.... She lets me do anal. Am I a dumb nigger for wanting to leave?

Honesty is the best policy, user.

She planned for us to move back to my hometown, before I had (before meeting her) to move back there.

I think user is explaining this.
>meet girl in HS
>girl says "lets go to college together"
>girl says "we'll move back home after school"
>MEANWHILE you're still thinking "should I move from my parent's house now? Should I get my degree before moving out?"

It doesn't have to get messy so long as you're both not being unreasonable. Running and hiding is just cowardly and bizarre.

Fucking hell man, you fucked up big time but that doesn't mean people should do the polar opposite. Still, I retract my statement about you being a dick and hope your shitty situation got better.

Unless it turns out she's into that in which case you're literally screwed

Oh she made the plans without even consulting you.

Been on a roll with them dubs OP.

Listen, Other than the move, which could be figured out, what else is going on? Does she not give you enough head? Does her cooking suck? Is she just a shitty person? Get it all out here so you can see what the real reasons are. As an adult not wanting to move is a simple conversation where you tell her you don't want to move.

I can see this happening to me which is why I don't want it getting messy.

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Then yes if it's just petty stuff just ram her asshole hard you've got a good thing going

Have you ever broken up with a girl before?

This guy is like, the most incorrect possible. That's probably mostly my fault.

Damn imagine marrying such a girl, yikes. A breakup is better than a divorce.

She doesn't cook but maybe once a week. We work different shifts, so we only really see each other on weekends, she doesn't clean, we don't fuck as much as we did before we moved in together, and I feel always feel either smothered or alone no where in between.

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Bump cause I'm in a similar situation but with kids

Yeah that's annoying but unless you plan on going volcel that's about as good as modern women get. Should be cheap to hire a cleaner if you both work. You really should reconsider, not likely to get any better elsewhere.

Mfw looking at the clock I have to be at work in 3 hours

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If that's the case, why don't you just talk to her like that. Don't break it off so hastily. I mean you still like her right? If that was a yes, then tell her how you feel about this. Maybe you two can work something out. Or maybe she feels the same way.

We are men, we don't do the whole feeling thing. We tell each other straight up. But girls, just like what the other anons were saying, you have to say "I feel" or "I feel like" when you talk to her.

>night
it's 4am server side my eurofren that's why it's ded

You're just fucked. No helping you there.

There's no undoing breeding.
Your life was over when she decided to keep it.

Yeah, OP, that's largely how modern relationships go ever since the dawn of the 2-income household. I mean there's a chance you can find a better deal out there, but what you've got right now is average.

I mean maybe you're not much of a relationship kind of guy.

It is impossible to have a mess-less breakup with kids involved. That pact was sealed the second you decided not to get a vasectomy.

Well, yeah, that's going to be hard on separate schedules. That's just life in a relationship sometimes. If you really liked her before all this stuff got in the way and before you got comfortable with each other, maybe it's more of a "hey we need to get that spark back. I miss the old us" or whatever BS you gotta say.
You won't see each other very often and that's ok. You just spend whatever time you have together, together and have it be quality time.
If the house is messy, clean it together.
If you're eating together, try to cook together.

I don't know man. If you really like her then maybe try something like that instead of just leaving. It might fix the problems and that way you won't get the "backlash" you think you may if the conversation goes south or if she does it once and says fuck it.

You ever get this feeling that being in a committed relation ship in your early 20s is wasteful to your inner man-whore. Cause I'm still at the stage where I want to fuck. I don't want to say "love" all the damn time. Saying this makes me feel like a fuckin ajck-off

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If that's the case, then you might not be the relationship kind of dude. I'm 32, that ship has sailed for me my friend. But when I was 20 I liked being in a relationship because it was like unlimited pussy. But that's just me. And I know you aren't getting that right now. But who knows, maybe if you talk it out, it could happen again. Try BDSM if you haven't already, that's a big turn on for a bunch of women.

Yup, I'm 35 and I've been through a lot but in Europe so things here may be a tad different.

That's what average relationships are user. I'm in a similar position and I'm thinking maybe we're meant to be on our own.

That's a very whole-hearted response user. Here, have some ass friend

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Good points I'll say.
I went to a BDSM shop once and the whole place creeped me out. I'm as vanilla as it gets when it comes to the bedroom. Good sex doesn't have to be kinky

naw I have haven't had a real gf since I was 19

You are right on that one, it doesn't need to be kinky for it to be good. But exploring is fun. Think about the first time you've had sex with anyone for the first couple of times. Exploring their body when it was new was extremely fun for both of you. But sometimes that goes away, so you need to spice it up again. And it doesn't need to be heavy BDSM, you can get those wrist straps that you shut into a door to tie her up. Ya know, hell, it doesn't even need to be BDSM, try role playing. Have her be the shy student that needs an A in class and you are the teacher she needs to fuck to get that A. DON'T do what I did and make her actually do homework for that A. Apparently that is too much roleplaying and not kinky at all... Lesson learned.

You could try lighter stuff. Girls love tail plugs just look at any Halloween event

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Thats a man isn't it

Sorry fren

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its because he said bet. You can assume that instead of saying "alright. bet" he really said "ight bet." I know this because though I am not black, I live in NYC and I know how these folks talk

nigger its just anal its not the fucking 1300s bitches love to get fucked in the ass. If your girlfriend is against anal, you're the dickhead for staying with the girl

No one owes anyone anything, not even an explanation. Human decency and common courtesy would suggest otherwise but if you don't believe in them then it doesn't matter.