ITT: poorly describe a video game without naming it

It's more of the same. If you liked the first one, you will enjoy it.

>I die halfway through but no-one notices
>The witch who raised us is endgame boss

ff8

>mother, why have you forsaken me

A badass mailman joins a bunch of fucking larpers fighting over an old landmark.

Paperboy for NES

>Fall out of sky
>run to cover
>find ammo and bandages
>do 360
>moonwalk to Apple Store
>???
>sole purpose of procreation
>do 360
>moonwalk out

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Pussy kid wearing over sized shoes and is obsessed with friendship. Hangs out with an autistic anthropomorphic dog and a bipolar anthropomorphic bird.

Leave It To Beaver?
>2?

>Click, Beep, Walk.
> shit its foggy

Where Is My Cum Sock: The Yearning 3

ROCK AND STONE BROTHER

Mist

Pokemams

Definitely ff8

>move into new town
>short dude with literally humongous balls threatens me into paying him off for my crib
>every week when I'm asleep someone peeps through all my windows and grades me based on what they think of the place

>COVID the game

>Shaving Ryan's Privates

Impregnated by every creature.

>move pawn to E4
>do 360
>head straight for the mother fuckin Apple Store
>Apple Store is full of Chinks
>do 360 and go to Dave and Busters

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More gunplay. Censored as shit though. To have cover fire machanics during that time was awesome.

Anime girl fucks up the magical plumbing in some dude's town

This is the most slept on comment

You gotta be high to enjoy the mircowables. I like the way they burn my tougne on the tip

Tranny climbs a mountain

close your eyes.

This IS the right answer

fallout new vegas?
I know this is a fallout game...

animal crossing

Well yeah the frozen ones aren't nearly the same as the fresh ones.

getting over it

same guy btw

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Rage?

>Slay an entire fucking species except one specimen
>Kids game
>2 remakes

Call of Duty: World At War

>I drank too much
>Where am I going?
>4th wall breaks

Metroid

metroid

keep getting these right man. Big fucking brain

Conker's bad fur day

You got it.

>literally just fucking basketball
>sells millions of copies

>zombies
>backpack

Zombies
Daughter gets murdered
Spend game fighting the new government

Nba 2019

>be goth
>climb mountain
>meet self
>defeat self
>become emofag
>trip to moon

TLoU

Metroid 2 Specifically

Life is strange?

Run around
Collect guns
Hide forever
Shoot people
Profit

>famous because porn
>guns

Gta

Die
Wake up not dead
Get killed
Get killed a thousand more times
Kill boss
Light fire

nope

Borderlands?

Overwatch

In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouthlikeflavor crystals every time you bite into one... justmakes me want to burn this motherfucker down. Come on, Pookie, let'sburn this motherfucker down!

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>be wizard
>enter dungeon
>die every 30 seconds

Dark sekirobourn

Dark Souls
\ \[T]/ /

Just trying to get a good meal while getting chased by ghosts in a house.

Dark souls?

nope

>i'm trying to make a burger here
>fuck pickles

CoD zombies, the Kino der Toten

Tickle my asshole and call me timmy

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