How are you h-holding up during this pandemic, Anonymous...

SAY WHAT PROVINCE YOU'RE FROM YOU RETARD

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How do I get a girl to let me lick her butt?

Aight looks good.
What kind of spices we using?
Actually have left over chicken thigh and a pack of burrito sheets somewhere.

Haven't seen you in about 3 years.
Looking as beautiful as ever.
Good to see you again.

I'm in NYC

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>Down to my ass!

Lucky hair.

When did you learn the secret to high speed movement?

then why are you in a canadian server you cock-burgling fuck damn badger cunt whore of a bitch

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First, find a girl.

I am a cultivator

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Okay okay... what's the next step?

One of the oldest standing posters on this site
And yet we'll never see her face, letalone dat ass
An icon of a board, and yet as anonymous as the rest of us
Keep cool you beautiful creature

Oh for fucks sake won't you please just FUCK OFF.
Been sick of your shit for years, you daft stuttering cunt.

Boost the server or you will be banned.

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F-feel free to make me

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What about her is bad?

Alright, i actually have all these spices.
Besides onion powder, and no cheese.
But that should not be a problem.

This step will be super hard for you. You have to TALK to her.

alice im fat because of you
help me unfat myself

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>add the garlic!

What's next, butter? And then steaks?

fuuuuuuuuccckkkkk... okay okay... what's the next step?

unrelated note: how do I get over my social anxiety with women? Asking for a friend.

N-nope!

Continuing on with the theme of throwing spices in a bowl, we add the onion powder now!

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Cool dish.
Besides the spice combination, nothing too fancy.

Do you first season it, bake the chicken in the oven, then take it out to shred it?
Or do you shred it, then spice it and then bake it?

hehehe

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I dunno, I've never gotten past that part.

Kill yourself.

No t-thank you.

still alive, so its pretty shite.

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Have you tried not having social anxiety with women?

It's really helpful, I find.

Cool.
Also stupid question, green screen or actual kitchen?

Just my luck... I guess no woman will ever let me lick her butt... Oh well, I still have xbox..

found this in a popular trap server on discord, guess it's what alice does in his spare time

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>Down to my ass!
I remember when I did

Then my hair thinned too much

>Oh well, I still have xbox..
That's where I learned all my social skills.

What? You mean like... gradually talking to women and getting used to them? Recognizing that social rejection isn't the end of the world? Slowly growing more comfortable with myself to the point where I can articulate and express who I am to a woman?

You sound like a fucking retard. kys

Um, we still haven't gotten past the onion.
What's next, Alice?

is it true /bant/ bullied you and you aren't posting there any more?

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I thought you were a grill then I saw your chin and then shoulders. I wanted to marry you and have 22 kids.

Alice you are lovely and do you just make the little videos before hand then do this or are you doing something super fancy like making this semi live and can we get back to the cooking?

green screen

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i miss my long hair so much

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I added every discord on /soc/

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youre looking extra masculine today, did you forget to you take your hrt cycle?

Green screen

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oh you are post op?

Right, because Alice isn't a common af trap name

that uses the same graphic as alice?

I'm a biological female.

It's a common name either w-way, b-but I have no clue what this even means

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can you show us proof?

Shame, would been a sick ass kitchen.
I don't give a fuck about your sex/gender.
Keep on posting your recipe, please, i am actually enjoying this.

post pics of tampons for proof

Already h-have, feel free to lurk moar

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i had to cut it before i started posting becuse i hurt to comb
Amanda is a trap name

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Did Kermit ever finish learning photoshop or is he still trash at it?

Here you are

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N-no clue what you mean

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Why are you in a different kitchen every thread?

It's a g-green screen.

alice is a kitchen slut

>S-sorry, had to do a reboot

I was always going to go with emily

I'm s-still here! I think Space Engineers is messing up my PC a bit.

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and no ring today?
owo

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what do you think of my hand?

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ALICE, how big is your dick?
Please be honest this time.

Oh, so he's still a flaming faggot. Good to know. Please pass on the message

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You live in NYC?

Lookin' s-sharp!

I d-don't have one.

Still no clue what you mean.

Add the oregano (the thing I forgot on the ingredients picture) to the dish now.

Can you t-tell I put a lot of effort into these? With tons of PRECISION and RIGOR?

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>old ass internet people who still want to be relevant every time they come back every few years

Correct~

I d-don't even remember who they are, honestly.

She lives in NYC. But never reveals where, beyond that.
But she's not far from the financial district.

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Time to add the thing that makes it like a taco! Cumin!
Toss that right in there.

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Yeah good effort there.
Maybe more time efficient to put all the spice puttin, in 1 vid?
Still, i do appreciate the detail.
Got any more recipes in a link/whatever somewhere?

S-sure

cooking with alice: the only OC on Yas Forums

do you still have the twitch stream?

>Cumin!

O-okay. If you're sure.

Try not to get coof'd on.

Alice, if you don’t quit lying about your dick i’m gonna suck it.

I d-do

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ha
i have more sub then you
XD

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Guilty unless proven innocent

Give the spices a little mix and season the chicken! Make sure you rub the spicse on it so that the chicken absorbs all the yummy flavors!

Do you l-like the way I RUUUUB it, Anonymous?

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Prove you don’t.

Exactly, this is always how Yas Forums has worked.
Time stamp it too Alice

>Do you l-like the way I RUUUUB it, Anonymous?

Yes.

Are you teasing sexuality while also denying it?

Of c-course you do, I'm not looking for attention.

Incorrect.

Burden of proof rests on those making the claim. You are the one claiming I have one, I'm merely asserting the null hypothesis that I do not have one.

Try again.

Also no.

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You just got another sub.

come here then let me take some pictures

Show us your feet

Feel free t-to check out my twitch or YT for such content

she did an episode in a bikini once, no bulge

i am jelly of your hair

is that not the point of youtube?

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>i'm not looking for attention
Feel free (stutter) to check out my twitch...

>Do you l-like the way I RUUUUB it, Anonymous?
I now wish I was a chicken breast lying on your cutting board. Rub me, cook me, eat me. I like it, I like it.

ah yes, well that tucks that theory away