How much would you need to be paid to eat your wifes/girlfriends shit directly from her ass?

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lol... you jackass

I would've eaten my ex gf's shit for free if she only stayed with me.

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how come? nice ass? did you ever watch her shit or fish her turds out of the toilet

I keep asking but she wont let me do it

0 money and I would to it right now if she was in the mood to do it

Nope. Anything remotely involving anuses makes me wanna puke. But I would've done ANYTHING to save our relationship.

lmao damn, that's sad. sorry man.

has she let you do anything else scat related like maybe watching her take a dump?

same, also same question as above, have you done anything similar like that with her, and why do you want to in the first place?

I saw her taking a turd outdoors (beach day), I just love her, man... I'm really to drill or lick any hole

fuck thats hot, what even brought that on? what made her confident enough to shit in front of you, let alone on a beach?

I've gone pretty deep eating her ass. She keeps a very clean hole. We also have healthy diets, hardly ever have gut issues. I think its just fear that I will be disgusted with her.

my wife surprised me a few weeks ago by waking up way earlier than me and used the bathroom, I thought she just had to pee, but she had brought in a paper plate into the bathroom unbeknownst to me and shat a massive load on it, then she left it on the counter we have in the shower and told me she left a surprise for me and to enjoy however I want, it was fucking huge. I turned on a video of her taking a dump and ate the whole thing piece by piece, I was drunk on her shit, and then I went to work, every so often burping and tasting her shit again and again.

i kinda get it, my wife was the same way but eventually I got her to ease up by telling her it's such a massive fetish of mine that I'd never be disgusted with her, she eventually got confident enough to shit in front of me after she was drunk one night and the rest was history, after awhile she let me record it.

my wife and i have a dom/sub switch up kinda relationship, sometimes I'm dominant with her, sometimes I like to be submissive with her, on one of the days where I was submissive with her, she forced me to get on my knees and eat her out on the edge of the bed, she was on her back and had her legs spread out wide, she ordered me to start eating her ass and she said open your mouth and put it directly over my asshole, without warning she farted down my throat, I swallowed the whole thing and inhaled it all. She told me to do it again and this time it was a stream of really creamy shit, i drank it like a fucking milkshake.

this thread is wild

just a normal beach day, before we left she had the urge to take a shit and I helped her to hide between my car and the car parked next to mine. I opened my door and blocked the view from the other side just standing behind her butthole.
Squatted to have a better view, enjoyed the view until the last bit of it and jerked at home like a maniac later.

Eat the left's pussy because it's a pussy and not an anus.

ha, was she aware you were watching?

$0, I already lick her ass hole after she shits and doesn’t wipe. Tastes amazing and turns me on like crazy.

Your relationship must be awesome! That’s so cool of her!

Damn! I wish my girlfriend didn’t have stage freight when shitting! That’s awesome

fuck yeah man, same here, this whole pandemic has worked wonders for our fetish, during the first week of tp shortage she actually ASKED me to clean her ass rather than me asking if I could clean her myself. it was fucking incredible. Her shits have been so creamy and smeary too, so it's a LOT.

Well i suggest you start simple. Take her to a nice mexican meal. Offer some chocolate. The exlax chocolate. Take her home, while you get there. Take the chain out of your toilet so it wont flush. Then after awhile she will go doo doo. Then it wont flush. Tell her you can fix the toilet. Just close the lid. Then you steal the turd like a burgler and i dont know put it in a plastic bag you fucking pervert.

yeah she's a catch, she is the one that got me on this fetish, she sent me a pic of her turd in the toilet when we were both 16 and had just started dating, took me about 5 years to admit I liked that, but we never looked back ever since.

if she looked like pic related id do it for free but she'd have to give me a slopy french kiss after

Damn. Brb hiding the toilet paper hahaha

yeah it was one of the best sessions I've ever had with her

Damn man. Hats off to you guys. My gf is slowly becoming more open to it!

glad to hear im not the only sick fuck whos into this

50 bucks for thinking about the answer

yes, she faked being angry because she was blushing at the same time. Weeks later I fingered her butthole for the first time ;)

lol i've done that actually, I fucked with the toilet so it wouldn't flush and she had asked me to fix it, I "tried" and couldn't but got all sweaty so I took a shower, and brought the turds in the shower with me and had a fuckin feast.

Nothing else turns me on more than licking my girlfriends shifty ass hole! It’s the most sensual thing you could do. It’s awesome

hide it all, offer your mouth and be completely serious lol

Haha I already clean her on occasion with my tongue so it shouldn’t be too much of a problem lol

it's a slow burn but if you stay persistent but respectful eventually she'll do it for ya, if she gets drunk that's usually a good time to try, inhibitions are out the door.

there's a lot of us lmao, unwiped assholes are hot, especially when it's on a thick ass.

that's awesome man, keep it going and push the envelope.

id rather have her eat mine

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100% agree!!

Who has scat O.C. With their girl?

I want to fuck her ass so hard man... being trying for years but I wont stop until I destroy that sweet bootyhole

Girls shit tastes sweet.

I've had a number of experiences but never bothered taking pics. Always regretted it later but it felt like it would ruin the flow. You almost need a 3rd to do it, or be ok with getting shit on your phone or camera.

I wanna watch a girl make poopies as much as the next guy but some of you fuckers are disgusting

it always works. The only thing that sucks is that once the shit hits the toilet water it changes the smell. If only there was a way to get all the water out of it the toilet lol

using a toilet is your first mistake - get a waterproof camping blanket, lay it out in your living room and have some fun

Don't do that she's so fucking hot dude.
Soooo hot

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I would never. I would eat her asshole but never her shit, that's fucking gross and just asking for illness.

You're fucked up if you have coprophilia.

What a normie. Have fun with your boring ass sex life

Nigger we have lots of healthy fetishes, but eating shit ain't one of those. Shit will make you sick dawg, how the fuck you not know that shit!? God damn!

Man one day. My ex didnt even want to let me watch her piss

you may be right, but I've eaten my wifes shit countless times and I haven't gotten sick once.

It’s actually pretty safe. Read all the forums on it and I’ve never heard of anybody getting sick honestly lol.

Never got sick one time. If they're not sick, you won't get sick

Tons of cam girls do it too. I know a few and yeah it seems nothing bad ever happens.

i do but she's black and I know how Yas Forums is lol

It's a biohazard. Foot and mouth. Cryptosporidium. Rotavirus. Hepatitis. E. coli.

That's fucked if you don't think there is nothing in there to make you sick.

Plus it's human shit. Even the thought of it makes me gag.

Mymindbreaks

i mean, it ain't hurting you. if we die we die, but we're enjoying ourselves while we're here.

assisted suicide immediately afterwards

one of my all time favorite shit eating vids. fucking incredible how creamy it is.

eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/Poo-Alina-60

Were here for a good time, not a long time.

and yet I nor any girl I've done it with have gotten sick - why is that?

exactly my dude

flovet sky is the hottest scat girl in history

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She’s pretty good.
I like the scat wife girl

Okay then.
It'll happen, you a nasty nigga eating the poo poo.

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hotscatwife is just too ugly for me, it ruins it

anna coprofield is great too but i suspect her poo is fake

been at it like 20 years, if it was gonna, it would have by now