What's Yas Forums's favorite blunt force improvised weapon? An object that, unmodified, is useable as a weapon...

What's Yas Forums's favorite blunt force improvised weapon? An object that, unmodified, is useable as a weapon. These are my favorites.

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My dick

Crowbar

Wtf is that hooked shit?

Ridgid pipe wrench, great grip. Will shatter a skull in one strike. Plus got some other plumbing tools in the cars do cops Dont get suspicious.

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How the fuck to you figure a screwdriver as being a blunt force weapon?

Classic Bahco. Less brutal than the ridgid but more practical.

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Halligan. no other choice

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A field hockey stick.

Nice.

muh 3 pounder

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Gedore Swedish style pipe wrench, the large one. Great for 2 hand swinging. Great reach.

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I don't favor improv weapons, and 50% of them are not blunt force weapons. Also, how can six different things be your favorite? Mine would be nunchucks.

>calipers
ok then

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Redgid chain wrench. This thing is really really nasty. This will redecorate any face. Takes skill to handle in a fight.

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My Bahco clawhammer. It helped me when a party got out of hand.

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Baseball Bat

My cleaver.

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Castlevania?

rear end is a little too sloped for my taste, but NIICE!.

This!

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Stanley Mechanic's Pincer

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prolly hurt like a sumbitch

How is a fucking hatchet a
>blunt force improvised weapon?
This looks blunt enough, but not improvised.

Homemade gaff hook.

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Knipex long nose thin plier.
This will hurt like hell

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That was an erroneous addition.
-Original Phaggot

let me demonstrate by smacking you in the head with a foot long flathead.

The screwdriver and the hatchet were erroneous additions.
-OP

Carry on, then.

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Forged from a Hazard Fraught claw hammet.

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That's not UNMODIFIED.

a baby.

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nice
>h a m m e t

That's horrible lmao! xD
I hope that kid is alright.

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Just use the fucking bat.

Which type of bat is your favorite?
Mine is the cricket bat, nothing like the distinctive bounce when you strike an object with the cricket bat.

Right, let me measure how many .oo1 I dent your head in. Fucking stock photos.

>blunt

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That's going to be a bitch to pullout if someones head

Dude, calipers can be an effective spikey weapon. Those two pointed ends are sharp.

xD

Mmmm hmmmmm

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i also use this guy's dick

this will fuck your shit up

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whoa.

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ball peen hammer

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YES
YES
YES!!

True Scandinavian biker style weapon.

nigger head

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fuck off

Angry

It'll take a pigs head off in one swing. I know cause I've done it.

Bump because of this angry faggot

That slope makes it easier to swing. All the weight is in the front so it'll lop off an arm or leg like it's nothing.

Heavy chain and a big ass padlock

both are fags

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Fuck you Communist fag

YOU DON’T BUTT IN LINE! YOU DON’T SELL DRUGS! YOU DON’T RAPE LITTLE CHILDREN!

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It's a whale blowhole stabbing tool!

Muh dick

Niice!

J

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these

How to mangle your hand 101

I recently bought I nice SOG tomahawk for work. It would serve well as a weapon in some self-defense scenario. I also have a machete, and countless large, heavy tools. And I always have at least one knife on me whenever I'm outside the house.