YLYL, Coronavirus Edition
YLYL, Coronavirus Edition
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Anyone got the Happy Merchant with "now wash your hands" meme?
Mandatory vaccinations and card proving it that you show upon demand. More police state actions coming soon. Prepare your anus.
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
my sides
not even a virus want to live in those shit-holes.
no thanks, bitch. i've seen enough.
Some women never learn, they just pay the toll over and over
>>"There will be consequences when we catch you. And we will catch you."
There will be GSWs on those who try to catch me. And there will be GSWs.
Megan and Harry leave royal family.
Prince Andrew is a convicted pedophile and was close with Jeffrey Epstein.
Wiki leaks exposed Clinton and she deletes 340,000 emails.. Trump gets elected.
Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood’s biggest germ was arrested 3 weeks ago.
Prince Charles & now the Queen have the “virus”.
Bill gates is pushing vaccines and he owns 15% of the WHO, which are owned by George Soros and the Rockerfellers.
US deployed 30,000 troops to Europe.
600 Mexican drug cartels were arrested, one of the biggest busts by the U.S.
298 Saudi’s royals, lawyers and judges were arrested for corruption.
Trump crashed the Fed bank, they bought all of the gold and now hold the keys for creating a gold back currency. The fed and treasury were basically merged meaning that Trump is now the Chairman for global banking system with the people’s money. Not the rothschilds, Rockerfellers, Soros, Goldman.
For this to be possible, the economy must be crashed. All corrupt coin needs to be drained. A 14-28 day lock down is the best way to do this and even better to distribute the money to people on government grants, pay refunds for businesses.
Some of the worlds most powerful CEO’s have stood down.
Multiple arrests have been made for child trafficking, human trafficking and sex abuse.. but the media is not telling you that.
What you are seeing is a war. An invisible war that Trump keeps taking about.
Pay attention to the bigger picture. Trump has arrested and caught more pedophile and child trafficking rings in the world... but I bet you didn’t know that because the mainstream (George Soros funded media, global elite owned) make out that he’s a moron.
Trump will go down in history in the coming weeks. There is no need to panic or have fear. This whole thing is working out as it needs to for Trump and his team to remove the corruption and power that has taxed your hard earned dollar, loaded your loans and credit cards with interest.
That looks like the Visor to a couple years old Ford Escape
Literal gay retards
Ewww
Whhhhat?
BWAHAHAHA! KEKERINO! EVERY FUCKING TIME
Indian Trump definitely looks like he knows which street's designated.
Needs caption: "Don't you believe in fairies?"
Some high powered autism right here.
Where's the vid?
>hit us with widely known facts
>comes on strong with hilarious bullshit
>no source, no proof, no nothing
Just LARP
Are you fucking kidding me is this real? I knew their freedoms were being stripped away but is it actually this bad already?
BOOM BOOM!
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>16 at the time
>just started having the ability to date boys and been talking to a classmate
>have an older brother, 17 at this time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>talk to boy in class and decide to date him
>announce that im "going on a date Friday so don't be weird"
>father and brother start discussing plans on how to be total autists and scare him off
>few days later, bring the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and brother sit him down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "he's a nice boy but a little skinny"
> I come home later
>announce it was "fun"
>around a week later, tell my brother my bf previously dated a college girl
>kinda worried that he secretly wants this college girl back but I'm already talking to someone else
>about a week later, me and my mother are having a conversation
>asks about boy I was dating
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>hehadacar.jpg
>brother overhears and tells my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>tell them "he had a small dick anyway"
>dad is furious and brother is mortified
>mfw my father and brother are nosey dorks
JERMA EATS TRAP ASS
I love how churches have shut there doors everywhere due to covid19, what happened to there faith in god?
>Gatherings over 5 are illegal
>Smort
bruh
Hahaha orange man bad
Theres a good boy
Thats God stupid. Having faith in God doesn't mean to not use your brain.
lol
The part of immigrants who actually want to integrate?
Indian pence looks like obama
abcnews.go.com
>Data compiled by Johns Hopkins University shows that 1,297 counties have no confirmed cases of COVID-19 out of 3,142 counties nationwide. The number of counties without a positive coronavirus case has declined rapidly, dropping from over half as the AP was preparing to publish. Of the counties without positive tests, 85% are in rural areas — from predominantly white communities in Appalachia and the Great Plains to majority Hispanic and Native American stretches of the American Southwest — that generally have less everyday contact between people that can help transmit the virus.
>At the same time, counties with zero positive tests for COVID-19 have a higher median age and higher proportion of people older than 60 — the most vulnerable to severe effects of the virus — and far fewer intensive care beds should they fall sick. Median household income is lower, too, potentially limiting health care options.
I imagine.
You deserve a virus for sh1t posting
black
indian above asian
Chris: Thought he was safe because he was an "essential worker". Living in the street because of a corporate merger, lost his health insurance, and because he got hooked on oxy when he fell off of a utility pole.
>Having faith in God
>faith in God
>faith
You see what just happened there right?
the left can't photoshop
what's with all the facebook tier garbage?
At least Chris has an excuse for his crippling drug addiction
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