YLYL, Coronavirus Edition
YLYL, Coronavirus Edition
John Brooks
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Brody Myers
Gavin Smith
Blake Jackson
Anyone got the Happy Merchant with "now wash your hands" meme?
Carter Harris
Connor Reyes
Ryder Thompson
Mandatory vaccinations and card proving it that you show upon demand. More police state actions coming soon. Prepare your anus.
Jaxon Russell
Xavier Jenkins
Ryan Green
Actual true story inbound
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down