Let's do it!

Let's do it!

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I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

I’ve never deleted nudes of my exes

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I have 8 half siblings, we all meet via DNA services (AncestryDNA and 23andme) all of us looking for our biological father.

Thing is the man is a Rapist and we were all rapebabies who didn't get aborted.

Prove it

>be me
>I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty.
>I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and fapping.
>Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, shit like that with him.
>Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin.
>So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns fapping in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping.
>Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes.
>So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of another kid.
>When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment.
>Worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes
>and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

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I like to introduce women to pizza and get them to love every moment of it.

A friend did that, now they are both serving 25+ years.. damn woman got addicted, pregnant and they made money for 3 years

how did they make money? Link to the news story.

Love that film

Even without a news link, curious how they made money.

Skype shows. They might have made custom videos too.
I dont think it made any news, most stories like that are buried here, long sentences but not big news story

I once shared my wife with 4 random guys that I found on CL

Skype shows as in live shows with their very little one? Crazy. How did you find out what happened?

Actual true story inbound:

>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down

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Done that a few times. It can be fun.

I love it. How did yours go? Where did you find them?

Jupp mostly sold shows to Americans.
Got a front row seat at his trial and best friend with his sister who got custody of their daughter

how old is daughter now? Does she remember/know what happened?

Just made jokes while fucking to see how they reacted. One really liked lil bj’s. One explored everything rather voraciously until she decided other things turned her on more. One told me she wanted to find one for me to try. One acted on it after we stopped fucking around.

Shes 9 and she was 3 when they got busted, dont know what she knows.

When I was around 11 or so I used to borrow my dad's blackberry to play java games, one day while doing so I stumbled upon a boob pic he had probably forgotten he had on his phone. Upon closer inspection of I realised that it was taken in my parents my bedroom. I was actually looking at my mom's boobs!

I don't recall getting a boner I only vividly remember a weird feeling like some sort of dizziness overwhelming my body. Ever since then I would often sneak in my parents room and get dad's phone just so I could gaze at the pic again I was also hoping I'd discover more.

The picture eventually got lost after dad did a factory reset on his phone but the afterimage of that pair of boobs would be indelibly etched in my mind and would randomly pop up during my fantasies and my many jerk off sessions

> One acted on it after we stopped fucking around.

What did she do and how did you find out?

I've had that too btw. Not my plan or intention but still interesting.

Strait shota. She told me.

wow. Did she say what she did with him? Did you get diamonds?

Did you all know ?

Tugged, sucked, tried to push him in her. Of course I did.

What the fuck is happening in this thread?

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how old was he? One of mine did something similar with a girl.

wow crazy. Is she cute?

Absolutely adorable
It's not like her parents were ugly. Just fucked up

Same thing that happens in every secrets thread.

Young enough he wasn’t a blabbermouth

People discussing filming cp it seems like.


You’re all going to jail forever.

does she even know your friend is not her mother?

well that's lucky for her. And you too I guess. Have you shown anyone stuff recently?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

Itt it devolves from posting secrets to discussing cp. Never change Yas Forums, never change.

I've been fixing up my garden for the past few months on my days off. I looked up pretty plants I could put in and I found this very pretty flower I liked. I put in an order and it finally got delivered. So I looked up the plant in more detail to see how to take care of them properly and it ends up they're illegal in my state due to being an invasive species.

So I guess my garden of pretty flowers is illegal and invasive.

Not recently, no. It’s harder to come by it and I’ve too much to lose these days to go searching it out.

>So I guess my garden of pretty flowers is illegal and invasive.

Happens all the time. Turns out the type of milkweed people generally grow for butterfly gardens aren’t native to anywhere in the US.

After my fiancee confessed to having a sexual relationship with her grandfather in highschool, it's all I can think about when we fuck. It makes me hard as diamonds just thinking about it.

I'd never tell her that, but it makes me cum buckets.

Pic related. Grandpa fucker.

Also ask me anything. We've talked about it several times. I've also posted about it here before so apologies to anyone who's tired of the story.

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wise man.

Yes she knows she is her aunt. And she knows her parents are in jail

All but 2 knew.
One of them confronted her parents and they told her the truth.
The other was a shock to his "dad", so a DNA test was done and yeah the man who raised him didn't know. And the mom was out of the picture.
Actually change the family's view on her. As it was clear her problems could be rooted in the rape.

Shut up, cuckold.

That's pretty crazy. I wonder if she remembers what they all used to do together.

At the least she deserves some of the money!

I doubt she does, she does not seem like shes been though shit.
And she was 3 when it stopped.

As for the money I dont think any of it was saved. They used it to pay rent and stuff.

Do you know if her videos ever circulated?

I googled "wombat and pickled rat" like a dumbass.

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At the time of the trial (around 5 years ago) they had not. I have no idea if it has since.

The only reason I'm staying together with my girlfriend is for the great sex, and I won't be able to find anyone else during the quarantine anyway

I secretly want someone to leak K4IR4's onlyfans and send me the link

would you watch it if it did?

freshman year I was banging this girl that had a long distance bf and told her I took a video and if she tried to break things off, I would send to him but I never actually had the video. got to fuck her 4-5 times a week because of it too

Nope. Not a chance

When I was young I was a fucked up kid and I use to do stuff with my brother. We messed around and it led to us going all the way. Went on for about 5 years. And yes I'm f

How young?
How old now?
How old was brother?

Yeah, not even slightly believable. Fuck off neckbeard.

I was pretty young. About a year or two into my teens. he's a year older. 23 now

Did it start a year or two into teens or end there?
Did it end when you were 14 or 19?

I was 19 when we decided to end things to attempt a "normal" life. He went away for college and that made it easier too

So not pretty young at all then?
If you start at 14 you are pretty much in the middle of when girls first start getting it on.

Same only I had 2 older brothers and an older sister, and we did it way before teens.

And yes my older sister and one of my older brothers ended up having a baby..
Thank god we live in a third world shithole

I mean I didn't even think about boys let alone him back then but when things got weird it kind of flipped the switch on somewhere inside me

This is what many freeloading tweens do

Brother used to have me strip for him so he could look or touch when we shared a room former soviet country.
We only did it twice.

Fem ?
How much older are your siblings?