Let's do it!

Let's do it!

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I once stole my friend's sex tape and replaced it with some random sports championship highlight reel he had nearby. Went home with a few beers and watched it with the boys, no homo. My friend's girl found out the tape was gone when they went for the old in'out while watching themselves fucking on the tele only to find out someone stole their tape. She dumped him on the spot, poor bastard. Not too much later, he developed a mean heroin habit because he couldn't handle the pain. I couldn't tell him not to do it since I am on and off the stuff myself. It didn't take much time at all for him to become a junkie, lose most of his possessions, become sickly, OD and pass out face down in his own vomit. His funeral made me and the boys pretty sad, but we mapped out a retirement plan that kind of involved fucking over some powerful people being it was our whole "one last job" shite. It didn't work out so well, but I ended up being able to ditch the worst of the lot with some extra dough, a nice job, a hot underage girlfriend, and even had enough in reserve to help out my lovable, but potato-like friend. I guess the overall lesson in this is that being a voyeur, especially one that likes to document it, can kill you.

I’ve never deleted nudes of my exes

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

I have 8 half siblings, we all meet via DNA services (AncestryDNA and 23andme) all of us looking for our biological father.

Thing is the man is a Rapist and we were all rapebabies who didn't get aborted.

Prove it

>be me
>I've seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man, it is not pretty.
>I wasn't a part of it but when I was 12 or 13 I went to a sleep away summer camp and this is like when we were starting to discover porn and fapping.
>Some kid brought some playboys and naked playing cards, shit like that with him.
>Anyway, one kid in our cabin was a huge tool, stole stuff like food and money from other people in our cabin.
>So half a dozen kids decided one night to wake up in the middle of the night at like 3 a.m and take turns fapping in the bathroom, running out before they finished and blowing their load on the kid when he was sleeping.
>Literally 6-8 kids did this, all over his face, sheets, upper body, and hands, one kid also did it in his shoes.
>So everyone else wakes up the next morning and we all knew what had happened but this kid couldn't figure out why he was all sticky for like 15 minutes until a counselor forced it out of another kid.
>When the kid found out he went absolutely nuts, like certifiably crazy mental breakdown. He had to leave the camp for psychiatric treatment.
>Worst part was after he took a shower and went to leave he stepped in the jizz shoes
>and also like 6 of my friends I never saw again because they got kicked out.

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I like to introduce women to pizza and get them to love every moment of it.

A friend did that, now they are both serving 25+ years.. damn woman got addicted, pregnant and they made money for 3 years

how did they make money? Link to the news story.