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Rich man and a poor man, got the same wedding anniversary. standing on Madison Ave. shopping and talking about gifts. The poor man asks the rich man what he got his wife, and he says he got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes.

The poor man asks why, to which the rich man responds "if she dont like the ring, she can take it back in the car and still be happy. What'd you get your wife?"

The poor man answers "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."

Naturally, the rich man asks: "What'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo for?"

"So if she don't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"

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