Due to recent reports of severe trespassing incidents, Maintenance would like to remind all citizens that there is neither a(n) “top floor”, “ground floor”, “outside”, or “exit”. Investigation of the reported trespassing incidents has revealed that the motivations for committing these heinous crimes are to reach such nonexistent places.
Ninety-eight percent (98%) of the investigated cases resulted in the death of the suspect due to hazardous environmental conditions. Attempting to explore the sub-levels will result in death and/or severe punishment. Some of the hazards include oversized rodents, oversized insects, carnivorous slime molds, and feral citizens. Due to these, the levels are considered restricted and abandoned.
Attempting to reach restricted areas poses a threat to personal and public health and safety as do the delusional motivations behind such crimes. As a result, Maintenance is continuing to take any necessary measures to curb these incidents. If a further increase is reported, restrictive measures will increase.
Attention Citizens, It has been brought to our attention that there are many of you that have begun rambling and murmuring about a bottom floor, a top floor or even worse, an “outside”.
Maintenance would like to use this opportunity to remind all citizens that any talk of the following is classed as religious propaganda and/or prohibited topics.
“The Outside” "The Exit" "The Bottom Floor" "The Top Floor" “The Ground Floor" "Russian Standard Vodka" "Clean Oxygen" "Trees".
Anyone found distributing this nonsense or found to be a repeat offender of this disruptive behavior will be conscripted into the janitorial crew.
We recommend that if you are having these thoughts you visit your nearest Maintenance approved medical professional for a checkup and mental evaluation.
Regards,
Maintenance
[Addendum] Error 401 when attempting to connect to the Intranet can be alleviated by setting communication terminal dipswitches to the following {gg/htYrj9q}. Further help and support will be provided upon request.
{dive/general/logs} Log_38577.disc I apologize for the amount of time between my dive updates, but I promise this time it was well worth it. For the last several months, I've been investigating the "true dive" of floors sub 80-92. I believe I have found a way to circumvent a large portion of the "true dive". Now as (I assume) most of you know, floors sub 80-92 are dubbed the "true dive" because it appeared that there was no way through to deeper floors other than by perilous swim, punctuated by occasional air pockets. However, after some time clearing debris from the pipes, I have found an unflooded tunnel from floors sub 84-92. As you might assume, this opens the potential for transporting more treasure upwards, or more supplies downwards, as sodden rations rarely last, and drenched treasures sell for much less. It is rather hard to map due to the layout, however my best attempt to place it on current mappings is attached. If anyone has any worries about the new passage, Send a dive message, and I will gladly ferry you along.
{dive/general/logs} Log_38577.1.1 I met her today, my first time seeing a self made diver. She had never gone sub 60, before. Claimed she was "as good as the best". I could tell she'd never actually consulted a diver before this point, all the information in her head gleaned from the very surface of /dive/. I asked her to reconsider, yet she had the gleam of days long gone in her eyes. She was chasing after her idols, and I could not stop her. The very least I could do was ferry her safely to her destination. Godspeed, Kara, and may you never experience the true horrors of diving.
Logan Campbell
Look what you get for not following maintenance advice
Levi Reyes
Dont believe their lies I will soon leave straight through the top. If things arent just as bad out here I'll send help.
It is with great pleasure that the Retirement Lottery is being implemented. Maintenance has seen and acknowledged all of the hard work that the tenants have done.
Maintenance has authorized a randomized selection program to be implemented in order to pick 3,067 tenants for retirement. You can enter the drawing at your nearest ration dispensary with only the documentation needed to collect rations.
If you are selected, you will be notified by a uniformed collection agent. They will arrive and immediately escort you to the nearest ration production facility for processing.
Once selected, you will never need to worry about housing, consumables, or luxaries. And do not worry responsible citizen, even in retirement you will continue to provide for the Bloc!
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Samuel Adams
This is a lie, they eat you and grind your bones to make beer! P96 is people!
Ayden Foster
Maintenance Announcement:
Maintenance would like to use this time to inform all citizens that a new service is available on all Maintenance compliant terminals. The service is a thoroughly vetted and private communication system. It works between any Maintenance compliant, intranet connected terminals.
To access this service input the following code into your Maintenance compliant terminal using the provided service dipswitches: htYrj9q The dipswitches may be reset after the service is successful inabled.
-Maintenance
Camden Reed
I escaped to gay island lol
Brody Price
I don't know why you'd call your room that, but hey... You do you.
Xavier Brooks
Maintenance owes me poop money
Logan Allen
Comrades I have been ascending for hours fuel is low, must top tank off with alchohol. But I must show everyone through the intranet before I can no longer. There is hope I am close to the forbidden zone. Gaze upon the truth before the maintanence team hides it.
{dive/general/logs} Log_38577.18.1 I do not regret my decision to give up deep diving. The horrors of below still have a tight grasp on my mind, and the divers who managed to survive down there might actually scare me more than the things that live there. Though, with the faces I see constantly changing, it's easy to forget that I was once one of those men, and perhaps, maybe it's myself that scares me the most.
Leo Scott
fucking Maint glowfag
Isaiah Nguyen
No i used a secret gay helicopter bro
Jace Thomas
WHO'S THE CHUCKLEFUCK THAT TOOK ALL THE GODDAMN HARDSUITS
I SWEAR TO FUCK IF YOU DIPSHITS ARE PLAYING THERMAL LANCE JOUSTING I'M GOING TO PISTOL WHIP EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU
CUNTS
Michael Wood
Honestly I don't get these kids and their post-structuralist poetry. They just keep trying to push against whats rightfully forbidden
Leo Butler
protection team dispatched
Jayden Collins
lmao automated Maint shit doesn't even work correctly
Mason Harris
True, maint sucks
Henry Cox
{dive/general/logs} Log_38577.28.1 She came back today. Kara, the girl from weeks ago. Her eyes no longer have the glimmer from when she left, and one of them is gone completely. She's lost an arm, though I refuse to ask how. She trembles at every rest we take. I have nothing to say, nothing to grant her, not even kind words of reassurance. For I know... I know that the depths hold nothing but even worse terrors. I can only pray she'll safely return to the upper floors.
Anthony Peterson
Each must pay the price for their entry into the home of the Beast.
The Children are waiting to collect, and collect they shall.
Mason Perez
Maintenance Announcement:
Attention citizens, due to reports of a significant drop in overall productivity, Maintenance has authorized periodic inspection of commercial, industrial, and common areas whether they be public or private.
The personnel conducting the inspections have civil enforcement authorization. The inspectors have been thoroughly trained in civil law enforcement in addition to specialized training in code enforcement as pertaining to the previously described areas.
The inspectors can be identified by their charcoal grey coveralls with ‘Civil Inspector’ embossed on the upper left side of the torso. In addition, an inspector’s unique alphanumeric identifier is embossed on the upper right side of the torso.
REMINDER: IMPERSONATING MAINTENANCE PERSONNEL WILL RESULT IN RELOCATION TO A SUB-FLOOR DETENTION CENTER AND/OR REASSIGNMENT TO JANITORIAL.
Maintenance would also like to take this opportunity to remind all citizens that there is a Maintenance authorized Wellness Clinic approximately every ten (10) floors. Policy recommends a visit approximately every three hundred (300) days.
Comrades it is I Sergei the vodka copter pilot. I'm sure many of you saw me ascending through the levels. I began my journey with hope and determination, but as I crested the top of the bloc I have called both home and prison I felt only despair. Do not attempt to follow my example it is better stay in that prison than to be out here, I will search and hope to find a better place but I fear there are only more blocs and beast out there. I have the fuel to fly for one more day, and now I decide whether I turn back or continue forward. Indecision grips me perhaps I made the wrong choice. I will soon no longer have access to the intranet and the maintenance teams will begin to hunt me I fear that these are my final days regardless of what I do from here. Live well comrades.
Maintenance Announcement: GAY ISLAND ISNT REAL GUYS PLEASE DONT LEAVE! Listen...i made the block because i was lonley...please dont leave me... Gay island is real...but....ill miss you if you go
Ian Ramirez
I know what I'm talking about, all I have is knowledge and not even good knowledge, I am not allowed to hold a job because of what Maintenance did to me.
Parker Torres
Join me at gay island
Nicholas Hughes
Bloc Postmaster here, the deadline has been extended for all your lower level package deliveries. get them your nearest depository by 1500. Reminder that packages will only be taken if properly labeled and postage paid thanks, Bloc to Prosper.
Robert Ross
huh?
Owen Gomez
Attention citizen, our automated filters have detected that you have posted a false and slanderous Maintenance announcement.
Prepare for education and shelter in place until the designated HighSec officer escorts you.
--Maintenance
Austin Edwards
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE POST STRUCTURALIST POETRY.
I saw HIM! I couldnt believe it~ I am still in shock.. all i could do was freeze and look. .. he only let me see wh6at HE wanted me to see.. this is what i saw.. his name is..... his name is W̴̧̡̧̛͇̥̠̝̮̼̥͔͙̳̺̺̟̦̟̱̰͙͍̳͚͍̥̺̰̣͙͇͈̤̙͇̩͉̳͕̻̦̗͉͂̒̌́͂̿̍̈́̈̎̑̆̓̈͆͘͝͝a̵̧̛͉̰̜̘͎̱̖̳͕͍͚͈̋̃̇̋̀̌̆͆̔͂̊͜ͅẖ̵̢̧̧̡̢̛̭͉̦͕͉͔̳͓̦̦̥̠̥͔̯̥͍̥͙̖͇̬̬̝̩͍̠̺͚͔̺͈̺̹̞̞̜͕͍͎͇̠͕͎̮̬͚̪̬̫̎͋̂̓͐̓̀͒̔͒̍̓͆̆͋͒̄̎͒̎̓͗̑̄̀̐̓̒̓̈́̀͆͘͘͜͜͜͝ņ̷̨̢̩͕͓̬̹̳̺̳͍̝̖̼̺̹͙̼̙̟͕̦̞̼̩̻̻̳̯̹͚̦̝̝͓͎͎͓̱͚̞͓̭͕̐̄̄̃͛͛͌͆̾̉̑͛̑̒̀̓̋̓̔͛̌̃́̈́́͆̌̋̃́̓̇̀̋̀̆̀̆̇̒̕̚͜͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅş̴̧̥̩̪̪͖̘͈̯͔̮̺̟̖͇͎͚̫̩̼̼̩̈́̽̽͑́̿͜į̷̢̡̨̨̻̹̪̰̠̰̟̳̳̖̺̤͇̗̘͚͇̭̮̞̖͈̩̯̤̤͕̦͖̰̤̮̼͈̻͎̟̗̣͈̟̩̬̘͉͕͕̼̺̦͎̟̣̗̐̿͌͂̆̽̈́͛͑̓̏͂͒͗̍̀̿̔̐͋͌̏̕͜͠ͅṋ̸͉̯͍̖̱͔̀̓͌̓́̑̍́̊́̾̕
Citizens please be aware this is only an example of a post-structuralist art piece.
Specifically, it is a heavily modified and image process PCB.
Post-structuralism is a prohibited movement as it causes harmful delusions of fantastical concepts. It has proved to be detrimental to public health and safety.
--Maintenance
Gavin Young
Tell me where to find this man l. I need to see
Carter Morales
>click Floor 1 here!~trying to get a lamp to work and saw some people walking down the hallway with flashlights so i know the stairwell got fixed and there's foot traffic. Can someone bring more AA batteries? mine just died over!
Until you have few enough eyes, you will never see.
I am awaiting you. Beneath the waters.
Leo Hughes
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