Give me ONE good reason why you hate her

I don't have to hate her, I just don't particularly like her.
also, she fat

I think she had an abortion

shes one of the few people i would label as genuinely pretentious

my BO does

She was review million dollar baby with nostaglia critic, and she mistakenly killed the kid.

Linday: Million dollar baby? Mine isn't even worth one!

She then threw the baby into a dumpster but it turned out to be full of broken bottles so it died.

She's a bitter /lit/ major jealous of Doug and Jame's success

According to Brad, her fans had police swat his friends father's funeral

She's okay I guess

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>implying James refusing to review Ghostbusters and announcing it like its something to be proud of wasn't cringe

She’s ugly, pozzed and her content isn’t insightful.

>Doug
>success

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Liking Douge and accepting his success are not m

Lindsay is a failed film star. She retired the character because she was tired of being held up as a feminist role model.

Doug also covered up for a rapist

I don't even know who she is

As awful as the wall review was it got shit tonnes of views. That's success in a sense, even if it's for being awful.

Doug's wife is a social worker and a beer heiress.

Bad is the better filmmaker. His personal are based on critics who praise stuff

she's a talentless, alcoholic, fuckwit in her 40s whose only real skill is social climbing, swinging from Vice to Vox to Jezebel to TheMarySue like her friends are rungs on the monkey bars. She's every SJW's wet dream because she managed to make a career out of watching musicals and animated movies while regurgitating empty platitudes she memorized from her feminist studies classes. An unironic cool-wine-aunt and a crazy-cat-lady and a Harry Potter manchild all rolled into one overweight blob of smug condensation, and no matter what she achieves in life she will always be remembered as that girl who dated Doug Walker for money.

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her videos are poorly researched

I hate her because she helped poison the mind a sweet young girl.

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In what way is he not successful?

Who hates her, really?
It's funny that she's permanently tied to a gig she clearly thinks she's better than, that she owes everything to humiliating herself for someone she despises, and that she's an obvious opportunistic chameleon, but she's not done anything worthy of hatred.

>YEAH KILL'EM

Are u a girl?

>a sweet young girl.
>jenny
Son...

literally who?

haunted pussy

I mean mentally, user. She's busy playing Mario Party 2 on stream right now.

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THE GREAT IRON LIZ

Like you wouldn't facefuck puke out of her.

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she never showed her tits or ass when she was young and now it's too late

who the fuck thinks Brad is based? His ex wife cheated on him with a 15 year old lesbian on an mmo. And Brad casts his current wife has the wife of some black bull in his films

hes a cuck

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She kinda looks like my ex. Except my ex had juicier lips and slightly more asian eyes (both are happas)

She caused that giant Ghostbustesr shill campaign to target James for simply not watching it

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i hate how attracted to her I am. I get hard the moment I see a Lindsay Ellis thread go up on Yas Forums. I mean, look at her. Those huge pores, choking with mid-market concealer. Thin lips hidden under clashing lipstick that looks repellent against the funereal pallor of her sun-starved skin. Those puffy, wrinkly bags surrounding those dead, vomit-colored eyes, growing sallow with age and untreated alcoholism. I'm so hard it aches.

she looks like a mongol

i'd fuck her ngl

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Keep seething. Doug is a winner.

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"He is among the wealthiest actor s in the world"

oh fuck yeah, look at those buck teeth, man. her thin, balding hair all teased up the best it can to approximate some kind of pathetic impersonation of carefree volume. you can almost hear the crusted makeup crack as she forces this mirthless grin, joy an expression as alien to her as motherly love.

post more i'm gonna cum

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Who gives a fuck?

I d9nt understand what people see in this girl she's a 5 at most. Is it becouse she's surrounds herself with mutts and trannys that you think that shes attractive?

Isn't he a cuck three times over? Was it his first wife that cucked him all three times?

look at that flushed skin. this bitch is chugging 2 bottles of Barefoot a night

>two Lindsay Ellis threads in the catalog
nice try. the only good thing she's ever done was cuck Todd in the Shadows

People who believe good and evil exist.

Explain? I know todd from some of his music reviews but not really a fan

moar, Im coooming

>lol I'm being snarky while drinking alcohol so funny XD

listen to her voice for a while

Gotta make up for a complete lack of personality somehow

IIRC they used to bang and then she married some other dude and invited todd to the wedding to which he showed up

been a long time since I followed this TGWTG shit but from what I remember
>Todd and Lindsay start dating
>relationship lasts a few months and they move in together
>they break up but Todd is still cucking for her
>Lindsay friendzones him and they remain living in the same apartment
>Todd was most likely in the next room as she brought home randos to fuck and suck

She's extremely feminine, which I find to be an attractive trait. It's also something women can't fake, I mean they can try, but any man can see through that charade pretty easily.

Take Lindsay for example; nobody here would consider her to be feminine despite being female as nothing she does ever gives off that vibe. She's literally just fuck-meat (if that's your thing).

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>She's a bitter /lit/ major jealous of Doug and Jame's success

Nigger have you seen Lindsay's Patreon?

She is one of the highest earners on there. She has nearly 7k patrons at a $2 / $10 subscription levels. So even low-balling averages she is making 30k+ a month from that and this doesn't even count her ad revenue from YouTube.

So what the fuck does she have to be jealous for? She's not one of the creators who got shat out of TGWTG, went to YouTube then flopped hard like so many others did.

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Lmao what a cuck

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>earner

That bitch never worked a day in her life. Drinking michelob light and crying about not enough trannies in Passion of The Christ or whatever is not work. You think she's gonna give you a slice of that 10 lb pussy full of crying ghost babies for defending her?

Imagine, its almost 11 before she awakens, her swollen cheeks half-cemented to her foul pillow by yesterday's schmeer of Cover Girl putty. There is an audible scraping sound as she sits up, head pounding and throat screaming with dehydration. There is a long moment of disorientation before she even registers the threatening bowel movement.

With ungraceful speed that seems impossible on such stocky, malnourished legs, she rushes to festering bathroom of her one bedroom in Silver Lake, last cleaned during the Obama administration Three bottles of Yellow Tail Riesling and a sleeve of Snackwells comes rocketing out of acne-scarred ass, swirling in the putrid toilet with shock red streaks of blood, whether from her hemerrhoid or from one of her last, unreliable menstruations, she does not know.

An hour later she emerges, brushing tangles from her greasy hair, with seemingly more left stuck in the brush than on her flaky scalp. She chugs a can of diet Coke and logs into Youtube. Another day has begun for Lindsay Ellis

It's the getting arrested for being drunk that gets me. Only massive niggers and white trash have that happen. And yet she's the poster child for third wave feminism. She literally has Anita Sarkeesian on speed dial on her cell. She's messed the fuck up and it's obviously the abortion regret

Doug's refusal to just fuck off despite waning over the tears must sting the talentless hacks d destroying him like nothing else

he also watches her dog and left channel awesome with her but that did work out for him

I'm not even white knighting, you niggas are just always off point when it comes to measuring the success of someone and then you make up some psychological profile of them.

If you think writing, editing and shooting long reviews is so easy why aren't you a big YouTube success user :^)?

WHY THE FUCK ARE TRANNIES POPULAR IN THE TWITCH GAMING COMMUNITY.!!? CAN SOMEONE ANSWER THIS WITHOUT MEMES PLEASE???

How do you write like that, user? I wanna learn.

Sorry, you straightened me out. She works really hard at a job that is necessary for the survival or our species. Without Lindsey Ellis, who would get box wine drunk and babble about how The Little Mermaid doesn't pass the Bechdel test and get frequent flyer abortions to the point where her diseased and distended cunt is more haunted than an Indian burial ground in a neonatal ward?

because video games attract trannies. simple as

>"he is among the wealthiest actors in the world"
>say he makes about 250k a year, but somehow his networth is 6 million which would take 24 years to accumulate on those earnings

I'm sure he's earning good money, but whatever source you're using it's full of shit.

>How do you write like that, user? I wanna learn.
First you have to forswear leftism in all its forms. Then you are free to read good literature written by European men. Notice their use of words. Keep a dictionary nearby to look up any words you don't know the meaning of. Part 2 coming in a minute

Youtube success is largely about playing the algorithm until you can get paypigs.
Decent production skills help, but they're ultimately secondary

I... I don't know... something about Lindsay just brings it out in me.

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Marrying some girl with some guy who dicked her out in the audience doesn't make that guy the cuck, it makes the groom one.

She has a repulsive Jeanine Garafallo vibe about her. I seriously can't jack off to her even if I tried.

It wasn't because that's not what he did.

"Shouldn't we use a condom?" He asked meekly.
"BRUMM FANNYO CURR" she drunkenly slurred, holding her medium rare labia majora open with her wine red stained, pudgy hands.
"I- I don't understand." he whimpered
"FUGG ME SIMP" she drooled
"Tehe, whoops I came inside you again babe"
"ARGH GET DA UBER TIME TO GO TO MY HAPPY PLACE" she said with sudden clarity
"TGI Fridays?" He asked
"HELL NAW TIME TO GO TO THE BABY KILLIN STORE, GET MY PUNCH CARD"

> "just produce good goy, deleterious content for money!"
Im okay

I get the feeling Todd never sealed the deal

Lindsay really seems like a dirty bitch, she probably smells yeasty and shaves her legs once a month, kinda hot really

I have no idea who she is but she looks miserable

Fucking Christ imagine being such neet shut-ins their bodies are saying they're still boys but their brain chemistry believes they're girls?

>say she's jealous of Doug / James despite being just as successful
>YEAH WELL WHAT SHE DOES IS EASY
>writing, editing and shooting content takes quite a bit of effort
>YEAH WELL IT'S NOT VERY USEFUL TO HUMANITY

Nigger how many times are you going to shift the goal posts?

I don't even watch her shit, but if she's making long videos and has a large following then she's doing something right success wise.

For one they try a lot more than mentally healthy people. So even if they're a tenth as successful as a normal person they shill try more than 10x as much as a random normal human. Then they equally make up a disproportionate part of the viewership for the same reasons. They're just sat in all day, lazy and unsuited for the actual world.

Finally they operate as a self serving group, trannies support and promote other trannies with autistic devotion.

I like her. She can come across as pretentious and condescending at times but it seems that she really is quite well read. Also she's a fellow monsterfucker so she's based in my books.

She's moved on, Todd. There's a reason you should stay in the shadows, and that reason is you.

Yeah it pisses me off she hates ASMR cause she just thinks it's weird JOI porn and yet her first videos on YouTube were her just washing MLP dolls which sounds very ASMRish to me

Yeah they seem as Jewy as most LGBTers go

i watch a fair bit of twitch and i have never seen or heard of a tranny streamer

I don't think I do. No-one who gets you virtue signaling asshats into such a lather of real and/or confected outrage is likely to be a total loss.

>>writing, editing and shooting content takes quite a bit of effort
>>say she's jealous of Doug / James despite being just as successful
there you go she "works hard" but yet there still as succesful so shes jealous

Boxed wine and abortions will do that to you

>there still as succesful so shes jealous

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Lindsay don't you have some boxed wine to tank and some rando dick to suck? It's Saturday morning afterall?

so? you want feminists to have children?

also when the only criticisms they can come up with are personal dramas that only autists would even know about

she enunciates and emotes like a cartoon character because she grew up with no friends and thought that's how people are supposed to behave

Yes, motherhood has a 70% chance of curing thots

>it seems that she really is quite well read
She's really not, it's just a bit of trickery common to academics (especially those who like to get drunk).
You do a bit of googling & rapid scrolling of articles and in no time you got yourself a few nice quotations and flashy sources. It's really simple and works wonders with the commoners. But to someone with a fancy degree of their own the charade is quite transparent, and she's quite lazy about it to boot (as she looks down on her audience i assume).

that's what all of sons of whores say

I know, I have also done a dissertation for a degree. But for a youtube film criticism channel to use references at all is quite nice in my opinion. And at any rate it's quite presumptuous of you to assume she has never read any of the books she cites.

she's more enjoyable than the nostalgia critic crew that's for sure

Shut the fuck up. Just accept the answer you got, you're not convincing anyone to watch your videos, LINDSEY YOU FUCKING WHITE TRASH HILLBILLY WINO

>Gas dese goddamn faggots to death

Is she, dare I say, Based?

When people throw out a reference and does not make use of it in any way then they are not proving that they are well read, only that they want to be seen as well read.

Confirm, the basic leve for plebs with degrees is just to mimic the tricks of the profession; it's performative, if you will: you become an academic, because you act like one (then again, most of life is a LARP, etc)

its not that its just performative, its that even at its highest levels, any academic study in literature or "Fine Arts" is hollow bougie bullshit for middle class midwits like Lindsay, who has what, a bachelor's in Disney Princesses?

Its a joke, but I will grant you she was savvy enough to know how to peddle childhood nostalgia to mediocre femcels as some kind of political statement and make a modest living.

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I don't remember the boys in Lord Of The Flies working at General Electric or even knowing what ventilators are. Is this political guy lying? Does the media know?

Generational stories, Literature, Paintings, Film. The 'Art' that doesn't die is important because despite the gulfs in societal influences there's something about it that speaks to the human condition.

Honestly if you aren't at all concerned with understanding why people act like people that's fine, but midwits with lit degrees have been very important people in behavior studies, and until NeuroBio makes any fuckin sense it's the best we got

Eh, the important legacy stuff should, and is, handled by anthropologists and historians. The best argument for academic art studies is to create a canon, but that's actively being subverted by the usual subversives so they don't even provide that anymore. Its all a joke, anyone with a Fine Arts degree is just telling you they paid 100 grand to pretend to read James Joyce for four years while partying at sleepaway camp.

she calls people sexist/racist and other things because they disagree with her

All his fans were interested to hear his thought on it. He watched the trailer, realised it wasn't for him and made a video explaining to his fans why he won't be reviewing it. There was literally no reason why so many people got upset over this.

ABORCION PUTA

she wont have sex with other women.

hey if it works for critical drinker then why not her

her videos are about random crap she makes interesting with her presentation. she is not an algorithm whore and she does not claim to be bringing objective truth

it is work. you try doing it

No thanks. I don't like Disney or boxed wine, and I have enough critical thinking ability to not repeat 3rd gen women's studies myths and propaganda. Have a great day!

Her opinions are legitimately stupid and problematic.
>white male + native female relationship in Pocohontas is fetishization
>because American Indian halloween costumes exist
>and native Americans are over-represented in rape statistics
>and we know sexualization leads to rape, because without sex there'd be no rape
>so consensual interracial romance is the cause of rape
in case you don't believe me:
invidio.us/watch?v=2ARX0-AylFI
9:36

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>got so drunk in public she had to be arrested
Good times.

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