OKAY, have a buddy follow you- wait about 15 minutes - knock on their door and pull out a starter pistol. Tie the old dude up. Order the bitch to suck your dick while buddy fucks her from behind.
Rinse, repeat. Make sure the 'old dude' watches the whole time.
You ain't going anywhere. Three dudes will there to rape your virgin ass.
If that sounds like fun, then go for it.
OP, go for it.
How do you know you’re not gay? Here’s where you really find out. You don’t have to tell anybody about what went down. If anything, you could tell em you banged a 55 yo and leave it at that.
It’s a new experience, and afterwards, you have a pretty good story to tell. You did that. You experienced that. Makes you that much wiser in a sense.
Yeah it sounds fucked up, but how boring would the world be if we didn’t try shit we never thought of doing? Pretty fucking boring is the answer.
Don’t listen to these fucking virgins. Yeah, you might get fucked. Yeah, you might suck a cock. But you get your cock sucked and fucked. AND you come out the other side with an interesting experience that few have.
Don’t sweat it, man. Try it. Good luck.
OP, whether you are getting catfished or nah.... go anyways. You are obviously gay enough to fuck the old dude. So you might as well lose your virginity.
Are you trying to say that there probably is only a man waiting for me?
No. Reread.