It's official, we're all fucked

>trusting people with wealth because they have wealth.

fuck off faggot.

It's the kirkland signature sodium free spice bottle.

Now's your time to buy in you whiny fuck. It's low as shit. Buy in and make a profit

better to buy petro yuan for when the dollar crashes

I'm sure the average person has money to spend right now.

And it's not the lowest it'll be.

>it's official, we're all fucked
HAHAHHAHAH H HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAH

Imagine thinking this is worse than WWII

DUDE YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETHIC

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Now you need to die for the stock market, goy. Die for your president.

the average person is dumber than the average 4channer, think about that

>Imagine thinking this is worse than WWII

It might not be worse than WW2, but it's definitely going to be worse than the shit that happened after 1929.

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>And it's not the lowest it'll be.

OK stock boi
What is the bottom?

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Probably after the free money fiasco and when it actually starts levelling off. This is just starting in the US, and lots of people are ignoring the quarantine

>This is just starting in the US,

Nah. It's just math. Trump is correct. 2 weeks from now we will have peaked. Then it's all in for the tendies.

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topkek

Once it hits zero, I'm buying all stock infinitely. Don't tell anyone of my secret plan.

That’s what they always say.

Store your resources in your immediate environment. Don’t give it over the corrupt resource-hoarding-and-borrowing Jews.

Trump is always correct. Because Trump gets to define truth at this point.

AHHH NUMBERS WENT DOWN AND I DON'T HAVE SUFFICIENT VOCABULARY OR INTEGRITY REQUIRED TO STOP PEOPLE MAKING DEMANDS OF ME!

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>Once it hits zero, I'm buying all stock infinitely. Don't tell anyone of my secret plan.

Fuck you, user, that was MY plan!

Dude you're even more high on drugs than I am

You only buy things everyone else has abandoned?

Ok, I buy half and you buy half. But I want Google so I can replace the OO with testicles

duh thats how you make money - I bought a sweet blockbuster store a couple years back. It's going to turn a profit any day now, I can feel it.

No you won't
8 years from now, you'll look back on this and kick yourself in the ass for not getting in.

I'll print the new currency that will be based off both of your purchases. It will be represented with a 'thanks' and a handhsake, which will eventually become the new universal economy.

You make money by generating artificial scarcity, undercutting existing providers, or through patience. I see you chose to play the patience game.

>future me has alzheimers
>free of this bullshit
aaaah refreshing

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>Trump gets to define truth at this point.

Even better: Trump will make policy to print more dollars.
Weaker dollar = better export market
Weaker dollar = higher stock prices

And the jews who run the fed get even better returns on america 'borrowing' it's own currency from them.

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Will I get my anime wonderland or will I get suffering and death at the hands of Jews?

>And the jews
35 replies until we blame the Jews...

well they do run the federal reserve

Fucking finally

Ooh, can't wait to see former rich fat cats jumping out if windows again.

Pol was on this shit in JANUARY. Its your fault your a dumbass who saw cities being quarantined and decided it was nothing

the smart ones dumped early, so this is just a wealth transfer from the rich and dumb to the rich and smarter than those previously mentioned who are dumber than the second group

I'm new to this part of the neighbourhood. So how do you profit from this? What stonks do you buy?

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I honestly think this is just a huge plan by the elites of the world to make people desperate and use it as a platform to launch us into ww3. Venezuela attacked a cruise ship, china has been pushing their little chink claws into the south china sea for years now, Russia sent us medical aid which im sure china and their allies are pissed about, I can only imagine how bad the entire continent of African and India are going to handle this and im sure the middle east is getting its asshole pounded by this. and worst of all i can find toilet paper any where

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Money is worthless anyway. So if you can't buy commodities, might as well throw it all away into the stock market when it gets even lower and chance to win. Don't buy back in til its back to 15 if you have a lot though buddie

tulaberries

Are you retarded? Stock market is still higher than it was during Hussein's administration.

I said this shit within a couple months of his election. People thought I was “being dramatic”

I was like no bro I just pay attention.

diversify yo bonds, nigga

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>duh thats how you make money - I bought a sweet blockbuster store a couple years back. It's going to turn a profit any day now, I can feel it.

Up yours, poorfag! My tulip bulbs are gonna fucking smoke your bitch-ass Blockbuster store!

>The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets -- John D. Rockefeller
I'll leave it to you to figure out when that is

Plus they're pushing a census and quarantining people, telling them not to go anywhere. I do think a less infrastructure-destroying method of killing off a bunch of people would be the virus, though. Maybe they want to mail the virus to all the niggers first. God I'd love that.

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>Dude you're even more high on drugs than I am

I really hope you're right, user. I seriously do. But numbers don't lie and right now the indicators across all levels of the US and world economy are catastrophic.

It's a wholesome way for the people with money to get more, by surviving while others are in economic ruin and can't invest and *have* to sell their holdings, then buying up. Buying buying buying, and oh look, the rich folk saved our stonks, even though we had to pull from our IRA/retirement plan and sell the bagel shop to a larger bagel shop

Why would you use regular salt after discovering celery salt?

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Is that a fucking pepper jar next to him?

I really worry we (as in humans) have built a house of cards. No major wars in most peoples' lifetimes has led to a very interconnected economy where certain things are simply not produced in certain areas, leading to global interdependency. This seems good as an anti-war strategy but is horrible in situations like this.

Businesses will lay people off. There will be less people buying goods and services. This will lead to business closures, which will lead to less buying, etc etc. Coupled with stimulus efforts we could very easily see the dollar completely crash.

Hello Goldberg

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Lol, some people still think this is about money. Let me know what good that money does you when everything is closed.

nigga that shit got 21 herbs and spices

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I can't wait till people you know start dying. No one will go unscathed.

You guys do realize that the stock market is just a made up game of fake numbers right? The value of those stocks is intrinsically worthless, it's a jewish scam designed to make money from nothing just like the federal reserve.

since i hate everyone i also can't wait for this

Posting that image gives your arguments exactly zero credibility.

Do you know what the best part of all this is? Its happening so slowly that people will sustain cognitive dissonance until the very end when they are starving, dying, or watching someone die. Watch the show Chernobyl to see how strong cognitive dissonance is. How the whole world can be burning around you and you pretend its all fine.

i also like to slowly boil my frogs

>824423338

>i found long words someone used on the internet
>I will copy and paste those words to make myself sound smart
>why does everyone keep calling me a faggot?

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>Businesses will lay people off. There will be less people buying goods and services. This will lead to business closures, which will lead to less buying, etc etc. Coupled with stimulus efforts we could very easily see the dollar completely crash.

This is the crux right here. The repo market in the US almost totally froze up in September of '19 and the Fed threw close to $3t at it to loosen it back up again.

In November of '19. ~80% of all listed companies were running at a loss and staying afloat with riskier and riskier loans.

In December of '19, before the virus hit China, there were already serious problems in the debt market that were barely being controlled by cheap Fed money.

There is SO much debt out there right now that it actually exceeds the total GDP of the planet, and a good percentage of that is rated as just above junk.

Now the economy is shut down and unemployment is worse than it has been since 1941. Consumers and businesses in the US were completely over-leveraged before this shit started and every single business in the US is tapping all all available credit lines.

Someone tell me how this ends anything but catastrophically even if there isn't a systemic collapse?

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Hyperinflation to liquidate debt kek

Yup we band-aided the 08-09 crash by printing more money. Peter Schiff warned a major crash was coming. I just don't think many expected it to be from a virus. The estimate is something like 1000 'fake' dollars in digital form exist for every dollar that's tied to actual wealth (like land, gold, valuables, etc.)

I think billionaires actually want this since they will still be better off than everyone else and they can buy up the ruins of civilizations and essentially create a tiny ruling class that will last for long into the future.

Its the perfect analogy. Thats whats happening in every part of the country.

Consider the following:
Why would governor who resisted stay at home orders suddenly relent? What it the science... nope. The doctors in their state begging... nope. Its because the Whitehouse has a series of models and those models convinced Trump that if they don't do this millions of "his people" will die. Not New Yorkers or Californians, but people in red states because they have less hospitals, less access to health care, are in poorer health, and they tend to congregate in small spaces called churches. Alot of people are going to die in the south and midwest and he knows that. Thats why there will be a huge effort to undercount deaths in those states but if its bad enough everyone will know.

Hence, the second argument being pushed by his surrogates that its personal responsibility and even a sacred duty to sacrifice yourself for economy. So if you die its not because your government failed its because you failed to keep yourself safe but thank you for your sacrifice.

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Hahaha I have seen this coming since the TARP bailout, actually scratch that, since Bush JR rigged the election and nobody cared. Should be a good show.