Hey Yas Forums, how many of you faggots have been storing your cum in a bottle since quarantine started? I’ve been emptying my load in this bottle since Valentine’s Day, but production has ramped up since quarantine started.
I just transferred it to a new bottle so my seed was resuspended.
It reeks to high hell. The only smell I can compare it to is rotting fish left in the sun to marinate for a few days. It no longer smells like cum. It’s putrid and stinks up my room and the smell lingers when I open it to unload every couple hours. It turned into this thick cloudy yellow color over the past month which is really kinda weird. I’ll update you all again with my total volume once trump allows us to be free again
it kinda gelatinized itself when you let it sit for a few hours to some extent. it might work as lube but it gets harder to unload each time when i breath the fumes wafting up
Dylan Morgan
this is why you are lonely and sad
William Reed
why
Asher Russell
If you have a lot of flies in your apartment, leaving it open works really well to catch them. These flying niggas must be gay cuz they love drinking my cum
Ill drink some at the end of quarentine just to try it. I dont wanna do it now because why would you taste broth before it has simmered long enough to develop its finest flavors?
Josiah Adams
It looks more like cloudy urine than semen Also the practical logistics of ejaculating through the narrow neck of a 500ml bottle, that already appears to contain more than 450ml sound totally impractical to say the least.
-- Jizzus Christ
William Taylor
Sounds like an excuse to me
Easton Gray
DRINK IT DRINK IT
Colton White
Drink it if digits
Austin Reed
Dubs = 1 sip
Mason Kelly
I second this
Nathan Martinez
roll for it
Jose Watson
I was using this one gallon container so it was easier to blast into but I accidentally cracked the lid earlier so the stench was unbearable to leave open. It just happened to fit nicely when I decanted it into this smaller bottle
