Waifu

waifu
coof edition
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Im going to cooooooooooof

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youtube.com/watch?v=r7MhOJw7vHg

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ded

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youtu.be/dxp6sdHJ8kA
gay sex

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Yesm

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Ok retard

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you love it

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Not really, retard

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he says with this face

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rape waifus

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h-hey

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you

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Cringe

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Not Ok retard

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Based
Ok boomer

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Based
with you

Depends on how interesting you are

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Not Ok boomer
I like how boomers are ruining the economy one last time before corona gets them. it's like they're going out with a bang.

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Do your part
Cooof on a boomer

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youtu.be/XqRnhL-2kFQ
The octopi in this vid look fucking delicious

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Nuke china

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She's korean.
But octopus isn't even that exotic

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I assume Korea would die of grief

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Pleb. Korean boys and girls are fucking hot tbh
Like, the RICED meme is real. White girls absolutely love BKC (big korean cock)

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Asians don't have large pps

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"The ancient Greeks believed that small penises were ideal.[54] Scholars believe that most ancient Greeks probably had roughly the same size penises as most other Europeans,[54] but Greek artistic portrayals of handsome youths show them with inordinately small, uncircumcised penises with disproportionately large foreskins,[54] indicating that these were seen as ideal.[54] Large penises in Greek art are reserved exclusively for comically grotesque figures,"
WTF based EVROPA.smol pp gang rise up

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small pps are objectively worse
Sorry fam

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smol pps are cute as heck.
Especially on a trap

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Bigger is better

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You guys should wrestle it out.

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"A Korean study (published in 1971) of 702 men ages 21 to 31 identified the average erect penile length to be 12.70 cm (5.00 in).[13] Another study (from 1998) of 150 Koreans found the average erect penile length to be 13.42 cm (5.28 in).[14] A third study (published in 1999) of 279 Korean males found the average erect penile length to be 12.66 cm (4.98 in).[15] The most recent study (published in 2016) of 248 Korean men identified the average erect penile length to be 13.53 cm (5.33 in)."

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Poor korean women

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Tbh we should enslave the chinese as sex slaves after we inevitably invade China

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I'll take 2 smal pp qts please

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But why?
Pic related. (Small dicks*)
Hello nishishi. How's the economy fairing?

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Hopefully all the boomers coof their last breath and I can buy a house soon
Got preapproval for like $350k loan and I'll buy like a $600k apartment
How're you going?

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Because Chinese girls are hot.
Have you seen some Chinese trannies? They're pretty hot tbh. It's weird to think that they are from a shithole like China
Honestly, we need slavery back. Instead of wagecucking we should just call it as it is, slavery.

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Doing pretty good I see. I'm doing alright myself, I finally got promoted a few days ago and I'm already being used, going to get deployed in the next few days into patrols and all the like. It's going to be fun imo.
Real shit?

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You're in the army?
Shoot a shitskin for me
Yeah, I'm doing fairly well.
Really craving something sugary but need to out into the coof world

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Sadly we are not currently involved into any armed conflict nor we have underwent any UN comission recently.
We are mostly getting deployed on the streets to orderkeeping and enforcing the curfew in place. So no shitskins for me.. atleast not yet.
You can make some caramel I guess?

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>Shoot a shitskin for me
He is a shitskin.

I have no sugar at all
I think I'll go to the shops tomorrow and get some flour, sugars, eggs. Basic baking stuff. Feeling like cookies and pancakes
Annoying part is I have to lug it all home. A nice arm workout I guess
Based

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Cooking is fun tbh. But I have never gone into baking territory. People taxes pay for my meals~
Just grab a back pack? I usually went to the supermarket with a duffel bag and lugged it all back home. Child's play after having underwent training, you get used.
Don't make me remember that one time where those bastards made me jog 5k with an entire log over my shoulder.

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You're the one who will die for Israel
I'll be comfy in my bed while typing words and getting paid
Yeah its not that bad. Just like 4 bag walk for like 20 minutes.

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Nice get, Satan.
Foolish of you to assume I don't WANT to die. Warrior mindset and Valhalla and all that stuff, y'know?
You'll survive. You guys still hand out plastic bags? We stopped some years ago. Now you gotta have your own bags and stuff, it's annoying.

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Nah, we have reusable. Just carry them there and back
Just hoping all the chinks haven't bought all the pasta like normal
Whats a wog gonna eat then?

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here

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What a bother.
Why are there so many asians in Australia anyway?
Dunno, spiders, probably.

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