Who is the oldest person on Yas Forums?

25 here

pretty surprised by this. Do you guys feel your age?

50 was no big deal...ran marathons, got laid on the regular. 60...not so much. Women still show interest but once they find out how old I am, that's the end of that.

Is that u Rachel?

1955 checking in....

42,about to marry a 25 yo

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guy from a forum thought i was on Yas Forums because of a post i made. looked it up. the rest is history. man i miss the raids back then.

Why can't athiests define atheism?

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18. I am in the Yas Forums range.

Have you secured all your assets in case of divorce rape?

lol yes,we've been together 6 years and while i know her i also made sure to dot the i's

22, but I feel a lot older. I'm thankful I'm not. ...yet.

45 but I keep forgetting how old I am because I haven't been able to move past age 24 in any way besides chronologically.

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prenup that hoe and leave her nothing but a walnut you shoved up your ass in 72

70 in 4 months. Still horny after all these years.

Agree with you user. At 70 it really gets bad. The women barely even look at you.

I'm 42 and I've been here since 2004. I don't really post much anymore, just happened to be on here today and saw this thread.

Bye bye all your money. Her daddy didn't raise no fool.

ED. got to ED from Gaia forums. rest is history, much like ED.

30

Anyone saying over 40 ITT better show proof or stop LARPing

53.

Fucking 53 years old and browsing Yas Forums is the highlight of my day.

I've made some bad life choices.

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Guarantee anyone over 40 is a pedo. I'm 37.

Funnyjunk was very popular dumbass

40.
>you're more attractive later on
>focus on career
>fuck everyone who's willing and not repulsive
>but do not live with anyone
>wait till mid 30s
>find a conservative 20s girl to start family

60. Actively fucking black teens

40 here, not a pedo though. kids are fucking retarded

Listen here sonny, I was on here before you were dropped by the nurses. I made the first post back before ww2 when it was done by pigeon. Young whipper snapper. Damn niggers.

OP pick looks like some signs i have

Also Im 23 and dont belong here

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38 here. My interests remained more or less the same for the past two decades, but on a modus operandi level I feel pretty old at times. And bitter. I have many regrets. Often learned things the hard way. Which can be useful, of course. But lines should be drawn, some of it was outright ridiculous. Too long of stories to explain.

Regarding your question, >Any advice you wish you knew?
Avoid women. Save up. Don't put so much time and energy in unworthy people. Be picky about what you affiliate with. Don't work for jews and/or big corporations. Move away from the city. Be as self reliant as possible. You only have 2 or 3 absolute true friends. Question yourself routinely. Exercise.

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What you kids probably don't know was that before there was an internet, Yas Forums was a local BBS (bulletin board system) rung out of Queens, NY. It was run on an Apple //e computer with 6 disk drives for storage. It was connected to a Hayes modem running 300baud duplex or 1200baud simplex. Back in high school, the phreaker kids would hack free long distance, download the posts from Yas Forums and print them out on a dot matrix printer. They'd get passed around the computer classes. Moot is actually in his 60s now.

12.5 years old

that's where the money comes in

>ED
Erectile Dysfunction?

>42,about to marry a 25 yo
>been together 20 years

slightly over 37.

That really resonates with me man. I’m 24 and unsure about a lot of people and things in my life.
Like i feel i can turn it around but imma not sure how

23. Been on the Chans since ‘12. This thread has kind of made me take inventory. So many guys on here have wasted so much time lurking Yas Forums. I don’t want to end up like that. It’s already been 8 years...

Things almost always boil down to fight or flight. Fighting them is more often than not futile. Put ego aside and be willing to let people and things go. No one needs toxic elements.

37.
Nobody really expects you to live seriously till your mid 20's. Save money for the future, but live a little. If you work, have a savings account and put a minimum amount in it each paycheck. Even if it's only $10, just forget the account exists.

70, first post on fourchan. I’ve gotten lucky, it seems, with the post I found :)

>42,about to marry a 25 yo
>has a bigger dick than he does

There really is hope for us

Scale of 1-10, how good are the porn ads here?

id hate me too if i wasn't me

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Holy shit!! Are you me??

I’m 36 but tell people I’m 28. No one knows what fucking age you are after 27, the only difference is my skin is saggier in the morning. Eat some fucking organic vegetables son, not the absolute garbage you spoilt little bastards eat today.

52. Been on the internet back when only universities and the defense department could use it.

I don’t know what to make of them. Some are nice, some are really weird.

just turned 60

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Ditto

56 here. My advice: Get adequate sleep, exercise every day, never pass up an opportunity to jack off.

46

I am 68. Thought I would be oldest, but saw two 70 year olds on here. 4 chan is an escape to the bazaar. I am actually quite normal.

40 :/ Nog :/ Found about 7 yrs ago, some post about Ultra Gigger Nigger on an unrelated board and only quads can stop him which made me laugh really hard. Lifes turned to shit in the interim but I dont think Yas Forums is why

are u a alien

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Are you me?