W-welcome back to Apocolypse Cooking with Alice3D!
Hopefully you are h-holding up in quarantine, staying safe and well f-fed, but if you need a l-little bit of cooking instruction, I've got some hot, tasty meals that are easy t-to make and cheap to boot
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Yay, I love cooking with Alice!
alice, show us your feets
S-sorry, you can see them in my stream later
stop shilling your shitty thread you fucking catfish
Alice! Alice! Alice! Alice!
S-sorry, I'm a biological female and your anger j-just makes me laugh
thank you alice, w-what kinds of tasty meals do u have in store?
I'd like to see alice fuck a catfish, or at least see alice gutting and cleaning one
no you aren't look at those fucking manhands
Getting a reply for Alice
#bucketlist
Alice have you ever met Mike Bloomberg?
I m-might be able to do that...
Todays dish is lamb chops
Hey, Alice. I love you.
cmon alice, let's just see a quick picture of your soles, nothing lewd, just some innocents feetsies :3
Please stay safe and healthy, Alice! Your family too! I made a big pot of delicious homemade chili the other night with lots of fresh green bell peppers, fresh sweet onion, fresh garlic, 96% lean ground beef and NO BEANS! Oh, and cans of steamed tomatoes. It's really delicious and good, not a greasy lump of bean concrete!
Alright, w-we're going to do these next steps RAPID FIRE!
F-first step, we are just gonna take our garlic and CRUSH IT! Remember the card crusher? Am I old for remembering this meme? Whatever!
You can use a glass or jar if you have that handy. Super simple!
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Seems interesting, i've never actually eaten lamb
Yeah man, TBH they aren't manhands, you effete little cuckwad
Who's the one we all adore?
Alice! Alice!
Who always has us beg for more?
Alice! Alice!
She's the one who makes things right
Every day and every night
Who's the one who fills our dreams?
Alice! Alice!
It's a b-bit of an odd texture.
Alright, s-settle down dear
Some men have tiny hands. Thats not really proofs. I'm still undecided on your gender but the outfit doesnt help
wow, so you'll post a picture of your hands, but not your feet? :<
no fair alice
N-no man has hands as tiny and dainty as me, dear.
But believe as you will
alice why are u such a tsurupettan???
hey alice, hope u are keeping sane amidst the quarentin
Who doesn't use the side of a chef's knife to crush the garlic? What is this heresy?
oh look, the rich girl with plenty of food is bragging again... charming.
>hands on top of eachother
l-lewd
I'm d-doing my best
she has posted in a catsuit before btw, its pretty hot tbqh
webm related
Alice buys Morton's Salt. They sell Morton's Salt at the supermarket by me. Alice must live in MY neighborhood!!! I'm gonna keep my eyes out for her now
Alice bringing the burns! Love you Alice. I really liked your threads after my parents kicked me out I would go out the next day and try to replicate it.
Alice! Alice! Alice!
They s-sell it everywhere
Okay, now we are gonna critique my knife skills while I cut this lemon into thin slices. T-they're always getting better, I assure you!
>the average thought process of everyone on b
>It d-doesn't crush as well!
Of course it does. Press harder. Must be because you're using your dainty girl hands.
>If you d-do not have sufficient food, email me at [email protected] and I w-will send you a care package
>H-how did it taste?
Oh it's really great. It's my father's recipe and I love making it. It's important to have the right spices besides just chili powder: cumin and oregano. The tricky part is not adding too much black pepper otherwise it's a bit strong on the throat, and sometimes I'm too conservative on the salt and need to add a little more. But it's sooo yummy! And you don't feel disgusting after eating multiple bowls in a row!
>I'm not, I'm a B cup
this webm has confirmed my suspicion of you being a super tsurupettan
R-right?
Feel f-free to take me up on the offer
she has cute small boobs, honestly alice is the cutest
>hand holding
Lewd. Who is this ogre-handed simp?
Seriously though, why do you enjoy anime and typing like you're a stuttering retard?
Nigger sex in your anus?
don't splay your fingers while cutting, use a claw grip, unless you don't mind losing the tips of your fingies.
ALICE WRITES ON HER FRIDGE WITH MARKERS!
Alice, if I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
alice lives next door to you confirmed, you should ask them out bro
S-sorry, this isn't from an anime
post soles?
Alice, how many nigger dicks can you take at one time?
You can catch her feets quite often if you visit her twitch stream
is not a man is a girl
is she , her ass was posted few years ago to
and i know from her streams that she have black thic hair (or had)
Will you watch a anime with me if we ever meet irl?
Alice, what does cum taste like?
I wish it was me.
Hey Alice, did you know there's a cartoon character that has the same name as you?
yeah if you have a microscope
I don't want to see some 200x300 screenshot of her soles in the corner of her stream, i want a full sized picture of those soles, i bet they're amazing.
What a beta worm
you must have eye problems, I am capable of scrutinizing soles from 200 feet away
I s-stream anime every night here -> vaughn.live
If you w-want to show up
true they are, i'd be down for some asmr foot scrubbin
Would you suck Adolph's dick if he promised not to gas your mom?
Yay I will.
it's a gift i was given
S-see you then
owo
>Adolph
HOW DARE YOU MISSPELL HIS NAME?
I SPIT ON YOU!
FTU FTU FTU
alice why don't you give the people what they want?
because the people are all perverted old men and are all pigs
lets see her feets
i want to beat my meat
there is nothing lewd about feet
Next is the garlic~
(These are all very easy steps.)
(oh god maybe I made this too easy)
(don't think about it dont think about it dontthinkaboutit)
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alice.
alice 2
alice 3d
clones?
Alice, my favorite cartoon is Heckle and Jeckle
It's s-something of a pun, really
this is what feminism has accomplished for society.for women to be able to whine when you call them cunts,but they call men pigs all day
you have obviously never encountered the proper foot before bro, i forgive your indiscretion as the mere progeny of ignorance
those are some pretty manly hands
Thats a dude
>alice 2.5
Missed the special edition
I mean, no one is stopping you from whining about being called a pig.
You're doing it right now in fact.
if alice would bless us with them, i think i may have to reconsider my stance on feet lewdness
as shown here
and here
They are v-very small compared to a mans