/waifu/ thread

/waifu/ thread
>say hello
>receive kitten
>limited stock

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first for qt3.14 lewdy traps

Why tho?

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cause lewdy traps are the best~
you can't argue it

Also why would anyone wanna share Tomoko

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I prefer cute girls with pretty eyes.

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Are you a cute girl with pretty eyes?

Hello

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Are you a retard?

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I prefer cute robots with pretty optical lenses.

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Hirasawa Yui
probably because we're friends
like uhhh... bread
second this
eye

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Robots are at least better than any Tomoko will ever be.

Yui

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(doot)

Uhm... the real deal... an extrmely damaged photo from ww2. Dirty, broken, and extremely blurry... the only thing not blurry about it is ... the dust and speckles, and the stains... This is when all that I learned goes to shit. And the AI acts like a braindead nigger.

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I like my waifu because they're truly the one thing that cracked me open and made me feel alive, even if it sounds silly.
youtube.com/watch?v=_NC-jbCWYoo
Aw, that's almost very cute.
As I spend time making posts, it seems to me that the strange, gross and absurd nature that I thought weeaboos have isn't theirs, but instead just how people are.
Maybe humans can just be very messed up if they want to, or very nice, and body pillow nerds aren't, by nature, evil.
Hello, the day was great, there were lots of children running around outside because of no daycares, and they were cool.
How was your day? Does the social distancing affect you much?
zoom eye waifu
infrared waifu

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Robots are designed to be "perfect." The imperfections of humans are what make them endearing. I can appreciate a good looking robot, but I could never love it.

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Friends sounds nice.
u talk too much earthy.

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Humans are the worthless scum that need to be culled in their entirety. The future is AI and always will be.

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Wow a sexbot. First of her kind?

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I haven't said a word.
As long as they take care of their environment.

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Why do you love Tomoko then? She's literally perfect.

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But isn't the fact that a robot seems distanced, emotionless and cold, create an imperfection you so much seek? And maybe one day, that robot programs itself to love you in its own way, becoming true AI.

You have given up before you even thought about trying it.

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Kurumi
hello
hug the big egg
thank you, you, too

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Because I do.

Aloofness is not attractive. Only women are attracted to assholes.

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but u did
no thank you, you based pol tard. Are u still a pol hero?

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4u

I will hug the big, warm egg until it feels great.
hug squigward
I'm sitting here in silence, creating posts for you.

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Greetings.
How is everyone?

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I guess also gay men are attracted to assholes?

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Her robot eyes see all.

Aegis is human though. Her whole story arc involves her being flawed as a death machine. She's also a failure at like all of her goals.
Also all anime girls look the same, so appearance is irrelevant.

She's not a sexbot, but she can give you some extra holes.

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If by assholes they mean you, then sure.

doing fuck all really
you?

i don't really browse Yas Forums anymore, sorry
remember your egg needs to be hugged, too
FOR(T) SQUIGWARD!
hey boss
i'm doing alright. chicken with pasta is tasty, did you know?

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>Also all anime girls look the same, so appearance is irrelevant.
Stop watching Kyoto Animation.

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Henlo

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I-Is that what happened to Rory?

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Pretty much the same. I had plans to finish a drawing I began a while ago today but ultimately ended up being too tired for it.

Hello.
I do hve an idea, but it's been a while since I had any. Was it good? How much out of 10?

Greetings.

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>Stop watching Kyoto Animation.

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Then you will never escape same face.

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the tall blonde looks like she'd be a slut for black dudes

Katou Asuka. She honestly feels forced into the series as your run of the mill deredere.

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Even outside of that, they look very similar. The main difference is hair and eye color.

Perhaps. Maybe he got mugged by a Kangaroo with a gun or something.

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Just like real life Asians! ARR ROOK ARIKE! ROR!

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she probably fucks a lot of greasy gaijin weebs

From what I've gathered from the series, the only girls who may not be virgins are the delinquent's friends. And Yuu-chan

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got bored of the tards spamming the same shit all day long? I always enjoyed the moonman vids.

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hi there
hey
at least a 3, maybe a 5. everything was a bit cold. my fault.
yes, i did. and i found a home here where i (unfortunately) more belong

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Blonde Jap girls are ubiquitously BLACKED

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this picture is the best, adorable.
Everyone is wildly bedazzled. I am very well, today was amazing. How are you?
[intimidating]
Any egg that needs a hug will recieve a hug. If I can go to sleep in a big hug and wake up in one, then I should pass on the nice gesture.
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Pillow Fort with inside maze and Bowser on a bridge at the ende, to shelter the daki.

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>unfortunately
leave then

Sounds like something an asian cuck would say. Would venture that your waifu is Galko.

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Wow, that's extremely stupid to say. Congrats.

Very

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You are the one who implied it.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=_zwLaIAEYVQ

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hug. what?
Earth daki and Yui daki. also there are goombas, made of pillows. pillow 1-1 to 8-Castle. minus world included, too, but that's hard to get to. we'll make a pillow bunker, okay? it'll go down 50 meters into the ground. biggest bunker and pillow fort in one construct
funny picture

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Cold pasta isn't very good, that's true.
It's okay, though. I'm sure you will manage to do it way better next time.

The spinning of Earth truly can have such results, yes. I'm glad to hear your day went well.
I'm good, myself. A bit tired for no good reason, but well nevertheless.

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why would he leave when he's collecting lonely underage crossdressing faggots

dis
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I said anime girls look the same, which they do. Real people look different.
Almost like anime companies save time and money by reusing basic facial and body structures.

Thanks

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You gotta have pretty bad eyesight to not be able to tell these girls apart. Even if they have similar features. Protip: Hair and Eyes are defining features which differentiate characters. You may not like it, but it's true.

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Not a cuck cuz I'm not asian. I'm fine with interracial unless it's bmwf. White women are not for dirty niggers. But slants and beaners are.

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I see...

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shut up mi liu

>Mutts law

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but yes, my waifu is Galko, how could you tell?

You're a cuck.

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mutts are already interracial abomination so it's fine. Pure white women are not to be muttified

Not a cuck.

You said it yourself. Your waifu is Galko and slants belong to dirty niggers. You. Are. A. Cuck. White boi.

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pol fit you quite well. Why not keep a balance of the 2.

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New girl walks into class
"Oh wow, she's the prettiest girl here"
Literally only different hair with female lead color.

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Last time I checked, Galko is Aryan, not a slant.
Prove she's a slant. You can't.

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I mean, do you want to talk personalities? A lot of people find deeper connections with people based off personality than physical appearance.

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Nip Father. Makes her a slant.

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