b/fur, because why not mix s/fur and g/fur up a bit.
B/fur, because why not mix s/fur and g/fur up a bit
If this gets rid of male anal on s/fur then i'm all up for it.
sick bastards...
Please continue
Who are you to define what straight is ciscum
>Who are you to define what straight is ciscum
Didn't even talk about sexuality in my reply.
Trannies sure do get triggered over anything.
They're quite good at playing the victim.
honestly anons, if you never got rimmed, get your partner drunk and talk them into it, or pay a hooker, or do whatever it takes to try it. it's fun.
>get your partner
me when I want the alarm to stop ringing on days off. not getting out of bed at any cost.
What partner?
I didn't ask for these feels
read the whole sentence
Hey he said you could pay a hooker. Don't let your dreams be dreams.
The one you'll never have.
>pay
Why would I pay some skank to lick my ass? I'd rather get a gf and have her do it whenever she wants because I'd be the one doing the rimming most of the time. I'm a giver, not a taker.
Never say never
jeez, you folks are less fun than the user with a dead sibling last thread
Many sads were had.
Do you really expect regular posters in a furry porn thread on Yas Forums to have partners? We're probably more likely to be single than any other group of furries, or any other threads here.
The only "partner" you'll be ever have a chance to get, would be a social worker.
>fun
kek
No need to project your insecurities onto others, user. You'll find a bf one day, maybe, if you're lucky.
>pay some skank
I didn't say get yourself a methhead to do it for $5, I said visit a prostitute. a domme, an escort. user, don't be daft. people are people, there are women getting paid for sex that are less dirty and more honest than a lot of those that don't get paid for it.
Come on, it's not fun that you go to a porn thread and remind people that they are alone
They're all the same to me, just sluts who sell their body because they have no technical skills or anything useful. I'm still not that desperate and actually have standards.
It's okay people just need thicker skin.
I'm not that bothered (maybe the other anons are)
hey, some do. especially in a bi thread.
calm your titties, it was a good joke.
...and you're gonna stay all alone on that high horse of yours.
furries are the best.
This user gets it
Having standards is being on a high horse? I don't think you have any idea what that idiom means, and sorry for not wanting to bang every slut in town I guess.
If you're lucky, one day you'll come up with an actually original answer. If lucky.
Don't you have something better to do with your time? Go jack off to horse cocks or something, narcissist.
The anthros sure, the people not so much
Oh lawdy he's back. Here's your (you)
allright, you continue your search for the perfect one, while I find a nice girl, end up in a relationship and make it work even though it's not perfect. and get rimmed occasionally.
wait a second, I'm already there. how's your plan going for you?
Random person shows a sexual preference
>trannies most affected"
>make it work
For how long? 2 or 3 months? A year or two? How many of these "nice girls" have you been with? How loyal are they? How intelligent, how much do you have in common?
It's not as funny a second time in a row...
Or this is now a another one yours cliches.
Hope it won't be repeated as much as others.
Imagine being such a failure even as a narcissist that the only place you can find to try to rile people up is a furry thread on the most hated website on the internet, and still fail even at that lmao
about 6 years by now, user.
I'm pretty sure i'm not who you think i am.
Then that's great, hopefully you stay together. Regardless, I'm not going to find a girl who's my type where I live because I'm a minority.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Married to a nice girl for 22 years now.
I miss pedantfag. At least he was actually somewhat intelligent for a troll and fun to banter with.
Where has he been?
When you mix straights and gays, everyone ends up with HIV or syphilis.
>I'm a minority
which?
I know this is a common thing in furry comics, but it's just not how the knot thing works in canines.
and how soon, user, in 2 or 3 months? in a year or two? How many of these "perfect girls" have you found yet? How loyal are they? How intelligent, how much do you have in common?
I really don't understand why having high standards is a bad thing. I think wanting to be alone to work on my own life is better than dealing with a potentially bad relationship or with someone I'm not physically and emotionally attracted to.
Yes, yes, the knot happens at the beginning. It's just more hot that way I guess.
sorry, meant to reply to how soon are you gonna find yours then?
Hate to break it to you, but straight people aren't HIV and Syphilis free until they touch the gay.