There hasn't been a good thread on this board in almost a decade

there hasn't been a good thread on this board in almost a decade

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Keep whining, that'll change things.

Time to make one. I'm a woods hobo, and in order to make the grimiest beverage known to man, I am brewing pork n beans.

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Pork n booze, if you will.

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those two images were day 1. Here's day 2.

grimy as hell

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still day two, later on

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post timestamp and ill bump this shit, this looks good

ooogurl got dat munnyshot

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and yet, here you are

can't say I really disagree though

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it looks good? the hell's wrong with you man?

I mean, it smells fine and such but jeez.

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fugn flash

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I also fried soup. I still have some soup batter left, so Ima leaven it and make soup bread to go with my pork n booze. I'll have a reverse meal ysee.

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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

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/thread
/board
/site

Whats wrong with you? also whats in the pork n booze jar exactly?

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stop being a bitch and contribute then

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I actually am

me to

do you want a list? may take some time.

In the jar is pork n beans, which I mashed slightly, my homebrewed mead to start it, and a little water

It had developed a suspicious scum on top, so I scraped that off.

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well since I am a fucking madman I will also post my radish sprouts I had for a snack. Grew em out front. Too many damn radishes, I planted.

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wtf is fried soup
wtf is this pork n beans thing

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ytake soup see
then you add it to flour/breadcrumbs
then you fry it
what is in the pork n booze was said earlier

This black jrank is tea wine

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Nice one chef. Would love a list! How does it smell? are you going to consume it?

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WAH WAH NO GOOD THRED 4 ME

read a fucking book bitch

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a list of what is wrong with me? ymay wanna rethink that one, hoss.

It smells mainly meady, with a hint of ...well, bean. All in all doesn't smell foul or off, just like a weird mead.

One thing wrong with me: I'm a wizard.

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another thing wrong with me: I refuse to participate in the economy. I am smugly amused at how yall uplanders are flipping the fuck out about some sneezy bois while I cackle in my shack, eating my homegrown food

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Yas Forums's very own potion master. But you didn't answer my other question- are you gonna consume it? please do.

>unironically good thread despite OP's bitching

yet another thing wrong with me: I'm a filthy fucking anarchist.

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test

oh hell yeah Ima drink it, why the fuck would I waste food? Ingredients of the beans in image.

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teach me your ways wanderer of the woods
how did you go from normie to shackman, dweller of the lands?

I'm not sure if this is something WRONG with me, per se, but perhaps I partake in some electric lettuce. Plead the fifth.

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this niggers out here eatin beans! I'm kinda jelly of your lifestyle you absolute renegade.

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well, let me regale you with my tale: I was a candy company owner that made bank. It was killing me; I was drowning myself in luxury. So, I dropped my entire life tgo kill myself. I was rescued by a female hobo (hobess), and instead became a hobo. I returned to my ancestral land after this. Wizardry and such happened before and along the way. I have lived a very complicated chaotic life.

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naw foo dis nigga fermentin beans out hurr

but don't be envious: Be Free. Freedom is a choice, and those who do not make it are enemies to us all.

I also fuck around with paint sometimes

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I am going to MAKE this into an entertaining thread dammit.

Another thing wrong with me: I am a priest of Eris, goddess of chaos and discord.

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another thing wrong with me: I can't keep a damn chicken alive

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another thing wrong with me: I'm an 06 oldfag and I still consider myself a newfag.

If you are of '10 or newer, LURK MORE

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I don't care if it's real because I love it
You sound like a faction leader from a video game

So suffice it to say you had a shitton of money going into this?

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no, when I said I was a hobo I mean that I gave away every thing including my company. I started from a bugout bag while hoboing and have been collecting and building since. I built my shack out of dumpster dived wood.

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There is so much more to life than I am privvy to.
Long live demonic truth.

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for me to follow your was i must ask do hobess put out or are you off pussy train too.

Approximately 85% of what I own started out as other people's trash. The other 15% came from me being a wizard online. I run a cult. Wanna join?

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Hail Eris. Keep your demons.
ok first? Turn that into a grammatical sentence.

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clinging on to the lost hope that a good thread will be made.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=hTljCYjieJg

True. Things have been awful for awhile.

With all due respect, but your paintings suck ass.
Btw drink that disgusting shit. It will probably grant you with immortality. It's also possible that you will get corona from it.

c o n t r i b u t e

This was the beginning of my oven being built.

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Like I said, I fuck around with paint. I'm not a painter, I'm playing ydig?

Also, I'm too damn far away from people to get the kung flu

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Do you live with in a hobo community?
Do you have sex regularly or not?

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I live alone.
Pretty regularly, every time I go back into the city I find some warm woman who finds Diogenes interesting.

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Eris pads her chest though

Hobesses are vsexually aggressive and college girls find passion enticing. I have a passion in my pants, and I ain't afraid to show it.
I made LOAM out of SAND and am very proud of it. Id like to thank Rumplestiltskin the rot spirit for his helping hand.

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what bitch I'm sorry I think I misheard you being all heretical and shit

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you will NOT

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talk that way

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about Our Lady of Discord

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Ill join your cult. hmu

Take my wifes soul out of that. I don't know if I can.

bit more of a priest of ass myself

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alright I got you

gg/dk5HgE

is one way in

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Well, this one isn't off to a great start either oldfag.

CONTRIBUTE BITCH YOU GOT ANY OC I'M BUSY JAMMING THIS BITCH FULLA IT

FUCK

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bihhh fugg u talm bout

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Is it the thrill kill kult?

Cult of the Upright CitiZen

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Then no, I don't want to join your shitty cult unless there's free weed.

just tellin you the tiddies be fake bruh

sux2suk

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