First blowjob thread.
I’d love to hear some stories, there was a thread recently that was fun!
I can Green text mine if interest.
First blowjob thread.
I’d love to hear some stories, there was a thread recently that was fun!
I can Green text mine if interest.
I remember my first blowjob.......my dad said I was the best at it
In the back of a minivan after prom. I've got an about average sized dick but this girl was super small and could not wrap her mouth around it without way to much teeth contact. 2/10 but she let me fuck her afterwards which made up for it
Thanksgiving. Visiting my brother. His son was actually pretty good for a beginner.
How long did it take for the guy to cum?
There was too much teeth my first blow job but after I helped her to understand how to it was much better.. don't be a bitch and help your GF or whoever get better
I didnt cum my first couple of times
Unsurprisingly my first blow job was awful. She was 5 years older than me, as she was approaching my dick she said something like 'im not used to this' or 'ive not done this', it was a while ago i've forgot.
She couldnt fit even half my dick in her mouth, and all I felt was teeth inside a void. Very disappointing.
On top of this she lived in a tower block / condo whatever you call them where youre from..... everyone could look inside... when I said go close the blinds she was like no.... It turned me off, rather than turning me, thinking about about the people watching this autist trying to suck my dick.
>be in 8th grade
>go to neighbor kids house for friend time
>he's got other friends over all sitting in a circle
>we're play truth or dare user, come on and play
>a few turns go round, end up being dared to make out for 30 seconds with firecrotch not so good looking chick
>make out and 8th grade willy is super fired up
>talk after the game and plan to meet up in my backyard for more sexy times
>we start making out more in my backyard, horny me says you my girlfriend now
>undo her pants and expose her fire bush, finger like crazy because fuck yes
>probably hurt her so she stops me, gets devilish look in her eyes
>I want to do something for you user, okay.jpg
>pull out my 13 year old wiener
>immediately goes into her mouth, she's sucking and I'm having the best moment of my life till then
>cum super hard after 20 seconds
>immediately sober out of horniness, realize she's not hot and now she's my girlfriend
>nope the fuck out of there and tell her she's got to leave
>ghost her until she gets the hint
>don't care, got sucked
Alright, here goes
>be 17, get first POS beater Honda and license
>senior year starts, sad virgin
>new girl in trig class
>man up, talk to her
>offer to show her around
>offer to drive her home because she doesn’t have a car
>find out we like same music and stuff
>as she’s leaving she says “user, thank you, I hope we hang out a lot more” and gave me her number
>start texting, flirting really hard and she’s receptive
>cute tiny brunette, with big blue eyes and a fat ass
>fast forward about a week and we’re hanging out at a football game and start walking around
>I’m surprised when she leads me down this dark side alley where no one can see or goes
Continue?
My first time I didn't cum because there was a chance people would find us. Second time, she sucked me for a good 30 minutes and blew everything from my ballsack down her throat.
It was my friend's wife. I was 20 and she was 24. Fucked her for a few good years after that. She also went from a B to a DD which was fun. Skinny, pale, pink nipples, always swallowed.
Why not tell your buddy that his wife is a hoe?
much older family friend.
she needed a ride back to campus (she was a grad student - im senior HS). I drove her. i could tell she was drunk.
parked at her dorm and ask how she can repay me. I said it was ok but she insisted to pay me. turns out, no cash.
she offered to suck my cock. i hesitated. not the prettiest chick plus i was sorta seeing my then gf (now ex). she showed me her tits to show that she's serious. i said ok.
she knew what she was doing. taking my shaft and licking the tip.
i came in her mouth and swallowed.
never talked about that again.
MOARRRRRR
im 24 yo virgin and travelled to the other side of the world to meet some girl i met off of omegle
the girl just turned 18 and never had any experience except giving a hj to her ex a few years ago
we get a moment alone and I undress her on the bed
she tells me am I being too easy I tell her no ofcourse not
she sees my rock hard dick and i teach her how to give me a blowjob
this latina is a natural and after a minute i blow my load in her mouth without a warning
then proceed to take her virginity and fuck her tight pussy, still acting as if I know what I'm doing while I was actually also a virgin
It was allowed, they swing
aye tone? did ya hear me? i asked how long it took the guy to cum! heh heh!
>Be me, about 19
>Just broke up with my first gf
>She hated sex, just wanted me to go down on her.
>I loved it, but she never got near my dick with her mouth
>Rebound with a girl known for being pretty slutty
>We make out for a while, finger under clothes out first hookup
>The next day, she comes to my dorm room, we start fooling around
>She pulls my pants off, spreads my legs a little and starts licking my cock
>I'm oozing precum and shivering with anticipation (god, I miss being young)
>she tells me I have the most beautiful cock she's ever seen
>Yeahright.png
>She starts blowing me slowly, sucking on the head and stroking me with a twisting motion
>Drooling saliva all over my cock
>She starts softly fondling my balls with the other hand
>I can last a pretty long time, so I just enjoy it.
>After a while she stops and says, "you can force my head down if you want to"
>Super hot
>She starts going down again, taking most of my cock in her mouth
>I've got my hands on the back of her head, fingers in her hair
>She feels me tensing up, getting harder in her mouth
>She pulls her hands away and takes my cock deep into the warm, velvety depths of her throat
>Her nose is poking me in the pubic bone
>She's literally swallowing my cock
>I shove her head down hard
>A half second later, I'm shooting thick ropes of cum straight into her throat
>I hadn't cum in a week; it was a lot
>Finally, I release her, fall back on the bed completely spent.
>She's panting for air, her eyes teary and her face covered in spit
>She smiles and tells me she didn't think she could do it but was glad she could.
She was completely fucking nuts and only used each other for sex, but she deep throated me like every other day and no other woman ever has.
My creepy uncle gave me mine after showing me porn. I was 8 and didnt know what the fuck was happening. By the time I was 11 I liked it.
That's fine then.
Growing up I always had a rule, if I could fuck your girlfriend I would then tell you about it. I'd want the same thing for my chick. The way I figured, if she would cheat on my bro with me, she would cheat with guys he doesn't know. But it has to be sex. Telling your bro that his chick is flirting with you just makes both of them hate you.
With my small Asian gf when I was 23. Whole lotta teeth. No suction. Minimal tongue. 1/10. Porn is better.
>other side of the world
>Latina
Where you from and where’d you travel to?
From the US myself. Went to Indonesia.
First blowjob was from my wife (then gf)
Was horrible. Now she's an expert cockslut.
It was after a night out drunk as fuck. This random guy tries to start a fight with me until this 8/10 girl who I kind of knew through friends was with this guy she was going to go home with. They saw me and broke it up and she took me away to calm me down. She said to the guy that she’d text him tomorrow. So we’re sat in a bus shelter as it starts raining and we’re talking and she told me about how she’d just broken up with her boyfriend and it got awkward because there’s always been a bit of something there between us. So she then asked if I wanted to kiss her so I said yes and then she asks if I want to do anything else so we find a bench in the park and I fingered her and then she sucked me off. She was a bit of a slut so knew what she was doing but I was still drunk so I couldn’t really get it up. Still felt good.
Still the furthest I’ve ever gone with a girl at age 19.
Here's your (You) since no one else is giving it to you. Now take it, and go try to be funny somewhere else retard
Not trying to be funny, asshole.
> I get the drift and I plant a kiss in her, start making out
>her lips were incredibly soft,and it turned me on like no other
>she stops kissing me and said something like “I liked that”
>she glances down and sees my throbbing bulge and gasps
>”wow user”
> she starts rubbing me through my pants and no lie, I almost burst right then and there
> I ask her to go back to my car and my 17 yo dick was harder than diamonds
> “I’ve never done anything like this.. but I’m exited to see what’s in your pants”
>this girl knows she has me wrapped around her finger
>pull my dick out
>she smiles as she starts rubbing it
>”I can put my mouth on it, right user?”
>wtfOfCourse.jpg
>she took me in and it felt great at first but I kept hitting her teeth and her hair was in the way
>she stops to put her hair up and pull her perfect tiny titties out
>still some of the best tits I’ve seen
>compliment her and coach her a little so she’s not hitting her teeth in my dick
>she started tounging up and down my cock and holy fuck
> she says she’s wants me to cum in her mouth and wraps her lips around d my throbbing cock and starts Bobbing her head up and down
>HNNNG
>she was slurping like a fucking pro
>spit dripping down her face
>I was in my back in the back seat and she was on all fours looking up at me
>I’m so turned on I forget to tell her I’m gonna cum
> burst with the pressure of a thousand fire hydrants directly in her mouth
>she tries to take it for a second but starts making a gagging noise and then has to stop and I blow the rest of my load all over her hair, face, and tits.
>Holy fuck what do I do
>think she’s gonna be pissed
>she’s like “Damn user, that was a lot, sorry I couldn’t take it all” almost came again with that
>asked her out a few days later and and lost my v card to her.
From Germany, went to Costa Rica
Is that her?
All the foreign girls look for guys from the US or Germany. Cuz they want white and nothing but white. It’s great.
Yeah, she's amazing.
Yeah man and she was and is attractive as fuck damn, but they go crazy for coloured eyes and my height I swear
She looks like a pro, any more?
Ok trying to be a faggot then. You're really knocking it out of the park congrats
Yeah dude, she was terrible at giving head early on. After some training now she's sucks like a porn star .
Pumping her throat here
Fuckkkk
Any cumshots?
My first bj was from a church going 17 yo QT
>been taking her on dates for ~4 weeks
>been playing with her tits for the previous 2 weeks
>been getting handjobs for previous ~1 week
>We are both laying there on the couch and watching a movie.
>Her parents are upstairs.
>we are making out and im playing with her tits again
>I pull my cock out and push her head down and she goes right to work on it
>first time sucking dick so she's awful
>it's more like she's tasting my dick and it's impossible to reach climax
>she has these long pauses every couple minutes because she's not sure she should be doing this
>saving herself for marriage and all
>I end up having to jerk off on my belly
>she keeps sucking my dick and after about 2-3 weeks she's actually pretty good at it
>we break up because of differences and she'll probably marry a guy from her church
She always refused to swallow my cum but I forced her to do it by one time. She'd let me cum in her mouth so she could spit in the sink but one time I finished cumming I gave a few extra thrusts just throat punching her and she swallowed it all. Told her it was an accident.
Pic isn't her it's just a girl off google search, but she looked a lot like her
Yeah 6’1” crystal blue eyes and decently attractive here
I am a simple cog in America but a sex machine in South East Asia.
So how do you hook up with girls there, what's your game plan?
>how do you hook up with girls there?
Be white, tall, with blue eyes, and a powerful currency. Attractiveness is a big plus obviously. Have a hotel or your own apartment. Then, literally just appear in public. The rest takes care of itself.
Gotchu bro.
I love glazing her face.
just be white. they think you have money. it's mostly what they care about in the East. Things like blue eyes and height are secondary bonuses and that guy is a retard. If you're white they assume you have money and lifestyle for them
Hnnnngggg
any more? she's such a slut i love her
Both are true. As previously listed, being white, tall, blue eyes, attractive, plus a powerful currency (that is the part where they are attached to your money) is the formula. Just don’t marry them or bring you to your home country. They’ll leave you, divorce you, cheat, grow mentally ill, or all of the above.
Post a video of her at work, she's so hot!
>be 16
>finally get girl home
>she turns off light
>nervous, don't know what to do
>try fucking her straight off the bat
>she's dry as fuck and also virgin
>try too hard
>keep trying to get it in
>give up
>she starts sucking me off
>awesome feeling...
>suddenly a spicy feeling down below
>eventually tell her to stop
>try fucking again
>can't do it
>get up to go for piss
>turn bathroom light on
>blood on switch... bitch is on her period
>look down to take piss
>dick covered in blood
>snapped banjo string from trying to dry dick her
>go back into room, blood everywhere, on walls, on sheets, around her mouth, looks like murder scene
>dick far too sore to try fucking again
>6 week recovery time
>another year before I actually manage to fuck a girl
>LDR for a year
>She's a Christian
>Finally see her for the first time
>Gorgeous
>The next day we went to the beach
>sundown
>We danced while the waves crashed onto us, only us on the beach.
>Walked back to the bushes
>She sucked me off
>I came in her mouth, I told her to swallow it. She swallowed it.
>MFW because of that first blowjob of mine she still won't swallow me unless she's drunk and with icecream.
bougaloo
it's about money. I'm not white, I'm darkish middle eastern. getting pussy in east asia was the easiest thing. girls 18-21 years old kept coming up asking if I wanted to take them out to dinner. Girls just want foreign dick. The other place for easy pussy is Iceland and Finland when I was working there women were just completely forward asking if I wanted to come home with them
Another one.
She's such a great whore.
Where you from bruh? Where’s she from?
Noice noice
Will have to try Iceland/Finland some day. East Asian women are so damn healthy and pretty though. Black hair, slim body, firm ass and nice tits with dark nipples. Absolutely diamonds for that.
She looks so much like my friend's wife I'd be able to show these pics to people and they'd believe it's her. I honestly had to look carefully to check it wasnt her
Her tits just cause
sleep over with bestfriend we both got horny because we were lowkey watching porn toghether she offered to give me a blowjob i said hell yeah and it felt awkward but nice
iceland was definitely the easiest. Go to bars etc where people are out drinking and having fun. If you're 6ft1 like you said should be easy. girls were coming up to make conversation in literally 2 minutes they were basically hey why dont you come back to my place. I was working there for 6 months as part of a rotation for work. Finland women are just as forward but i didnt fuck as much as i did in iceland
>2012
>16 years old
>just finished 10th grade
>dating gf for like a week
>she feels my cock while she straddles me with clothes on
>asks me how big I am
>just whip it out and show her
>after a bit we go for a walk
>get to a field
>whip it out and she starts sucking
>she's okay cuz it's her first time too
>but she has slightly buck teeth and it's grazing against my dick and making me nervous
>she actually accidentally bit down to hard at one point
>eventually jerk off and cum because I can't from her blowing me and she goes back down on me and eats my cum
>says spitters are quitters
>also tells me my cum tasted like tomatos and I have no idea how that works
I would've fucked her, but she was on her period, so oh well.
Got my first bj when I was 12 from my male cousin
get your shit together user
some friend you are