Vaguely describe video games and others guess the game

Put analogue controller against butt hole and jerk off

Tongue of the Fatman

Bingo

The fight with Psycho Mantis

did you play Crash a lot?

>Be Naked Baby
> Kill Your mom
>Crawl in her womb
>Kill satan or god

tboi

The binding of Isaac

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2

You killed the daughter of a former handsome man.

> Basically Pacman
> Blah Blah Blah Blah
> Kill Brother
> ???
> Profit

Borderlands 2

Paying off daddy's debt by subjecting the local populous to aggressive capitalism.

To easy, obviously.

>sister is kill
>brother is kill
>kill werewolves

'lotta people nostalgiaing in threads this morning.
Anyway:

>First and last parts involve abortion
>Art greatly inspired by (ripped-off from) H.R Giger
>You "Use the Force" in some language versions

commit grand theft auto in san andreas

You get a whole VR-World out of a ~700MB device.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

> Be You
> Have Fellow Mario Brother

>be alphabet boi
>Siege of Waco Simulator 2.0

Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories

>Fuck suit niggers
>Fuck mongol niggers
>Fuck football players
>Fuck Soulja Boy Tell Em niggers
>Fuck Elon Musk niggers
>Why do I have a headache?

Made it pretty easy, you fags better get this

>Escape from a monster with scissors
>Ending explains monster is a little boy
>Movie was in the works but went to development-hell

The Neverhood?

>Alone in the dark
>Tripping balls, you see spooky specters after you
>You gain confidence by taking ecstacy and hunt them
>Take even more drugs to ascend

Luigi's Mansion?

Amnesia?

Mario, FROM DONKEY KONG?

nope

Nope.

>fight in a war
>get KOd
>suddenly it's the future
>war ended and you lose
>false sense of choice with a character death

.hack

>You become what you eat

Strobophagia or Super Mario World

Leisure Suit Larry, too easy

nope / neither
Don't look too hard, it's an easy one

Kirby

>wake up with no memory
>Immediately get drafted into planet wide war
>Commit genocide go save your race
>Ends on cliffhanger but no sequel

It's either Fallout or MGS5

Three space tourists, a giant and a blue nude chick free a perverted slave race.

Fuck, I knew it was too easy, but you're right.

Sniper elite?

Nope

clock tower?

crash boobicoot

One of the newest Wolfenstein?

oh fuck me. I grew up with original Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man stand-up arcade cabinets in my house as a kid. I should've known this.

Should I buy a used PS3 and emulate PS1 and PS2 games on it?

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hl2?

Congrats!

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger! Please fuck my wife while I watch.

Yeah. It was The New Order.

Spend it wisely, and will do for sure
Noice

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Madden 2003

Final Fantasy IV?

>Be ancient greek man
>Greece is fucked over by mythical creatures, the likes of Centaurs, Minotaurs, Medusas, etc.
>Go to Delphi to speak to the oracle.
>She says you have to travel Egypt, China, Hades' tartarus and finally go back to Greece, in her weird prophetical way.
>You realise you have to kill some mythical shark men before they get powerful essence
>mythical shark men already got powerful essence
>now the people of ancient times can't get help from the gods.
>you, a literal greekfag, are their only hope.

To help you a little more, I'm gonna say that this game is a Diablo clone, but at least it's a good one.

Didn't help that you were joking. You know small animal foods come in pellets too, right?

lmfao

The Binding of Isaac... or...

T-boi - a 2D action platformer about a coming-of-age T-Rex and his fight against the long-armed apes of Africa?

Titan quest

One word

Jonas

Nope

>You're a terrorist
>FuckBigCorp.tiff
>Blew up the shit out of it
>But the world isn't safe yet, a greater ennemy from the past will arise

Pacman

You're thinking too meta, (and angrily toward EA).

I'm gonna have to go with the second one on this

Mother fucker, you're right!

>be mailman
>be good at poker and killing things

yeah, but I like my drug theory, tripping ball, electronic music, demon chasing you, you trapped in a dark room and taking more drugs is the only chance for you to espace this nightmare but it nevers end until you OD at the 256th phase

>Bring guns, bombs and chainsaws to a high-tech handball game.

>JASON
>SHAUN

2ezpz

Been playing it for a few days now. Played it like 13 years ago too.

yes, but found it.
Nice one tho

>Soldier
>In a wheelchair
>Saddest death in gaming history

Final Fantasy X

Fuck it's some couch co-op game that's popular, I know someone recommended it on Reddit in a thread about that shit.

Blops

Garfield: The Chronicles of Jon