Do you know how bad it sucks to live in a far leaning republican town right now? I'm in a small town of 10,000 in Ohio...

Do you know how bad it sucks to live in a far leaning republican town right now? I'm in a small town of 10,000 in Ohio. No one gives a shit about the stay at home order, parking lots and stores are still packed like normal. Churches have seen a 50% increase in volume during their masses. The people who live next to me told me that it was just a cold and God would protect them from the virus. When I brought up the death toll so far and how fast it's spreading, she said that the entire point was to die and be judged by God, so she wasn't scared for her or her children.

What the actual fuck is wrong with people?

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Let them get sick, when their lungs turn into liquid then you can say I told you so

Move to California and eat grass with your fellow spastics

Idiots like you are why the USA has the number one confirmed cases in the world and is rapidly climbing with a racking death toll.

Try the soup

Sometimes, when something is broken; its really broken. Some things just weren't meant to be fixed

I would never hurt you

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Snowflakes like you get the virus and die. Real Americans are immune you lib fucktard.

You can't fix stupid. I used to live in Georgia so I know how it goes.

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You win the burgerfats of the day award

Nice LARP
And no, I won't tell you what gave you away. Enjoy your Soylent

>Chris
>Over
>Viral
>infectious
>Diseases
Should've gone to church more.

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>Chris
Someone named Chris is going to save us?

Doesn't change the fact that you're LARPing

It's short for Christian. Christian Weston Chandler

Hahaah and there are those lefties who think the virus is a lie and designed to take control using 5G.

>waaah everyone that replies to me is the same bad man
different user u dumb fuck kekkekk

It's not just an American thing. If you die from this you're a faggot who deserves it. Stay at home if you're a pussy coward. I'm going out and I'll be fine.

I don't think any left leaning people consider the virus a joke. It's the right wing church going idiots who think China implemented the virus onto American soil or Jesus will somehow stop it.

> she said that the entire point was to die and be judged by God

She should literally have as many babies as her body can stand, and kill them all upon birth.

>So far, 40 of the Austin students who flew to spring break have tested positive for the virus
I hope you're one of them.

My bad. I assumed that a person who would come up with that retarded ass LARP would be the same retard to immediately start reee'ing about how orange man bad. Stands to reason that there would be more than one drooling retard in this thread.

Carry on my low t friend

At least Ohio has some intervention. Missouri's Govenor has yet to do anything besides tell counties to take care of themselves, cut the budget by 180 million dollars days before getting a 300 million dollar federal relief boost, and praise his efforts of testing 15,000 people in 2 weeks. Gov. Parsonhas been ignoring physicians, school superindendents, college deans, police suggestions, other govenors, the CDC, the thousands of MO residents raging on every one of his twitter posts, and even orange man himself. Must be getting paid a lot of money to keep businesses open.

Didn’t the Qanon faggots say it was all a cover to arrest Oprah or some shit?
Lmfao those retards always make me kek

>God would protect them from the virus
I love that line.

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>waah waaah waaaaah
This is you. This is what you sound like.

Cool story bro. Now stay inside don’t want the flu to take you out.
Low test low immune system blue state fag

This

It hurt to read this.

Don't worry about it. Just shelter in place, eat your ramen, and practice your fedora flipping tricks.

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Try the soup

The only thing that's changed in my life is now I have to zig zag around to avoid getting close to people when I go out on my nightly beer run.

Damn son, you're that buttblasted? Maybe you should turn off CNN, watch some Stephen Universe or something.

Don't worry, it's about as real as 60 of the 62 genders

I think I got it, I was coughing for 2 days then my chest was sore. I don't give a fuck, I'm fine now. I often find people are weak.

Same all over the small town bible belt. Mark my words, the second wave, after Trump officially declares it "safe", will be much worse. Just in time for November.

I can't wait to see the death numbers on you shitsack dick for brain faggots who can't see reality for what it is. Go on, take your retarded asses outside and go play. Thank God for COVID-19, the gene pool needed chlorine.

April's going to be a rough month for the US as a whole. Deaths are going to skyrocket. This country's too greedy to follow what other countries are doing or to provide health care to its people.

Don't worry OP. Darwin was right and they will be dealt with

>seething

Hey trumptards guess that universal healthcare isn’t looking too bad right now hey?
Lmfao you’re all fuuuuuuuuuucked
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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This is the same guy who was bragging about his viewership of his press conferences for COVID and bashing anyone who asked him hard hitting questions.

>This country's too greedy to follow what other countries are doing or to provide health care to its people.
It doesn't have the capability. It has virtually no national health infrastructure and what there was Trump is determined to dismantle it. What you are seeing in America is the result of private medicine in the face of a national pandemic. At least the rich will get all the care they can afford; they're just going to have difficulties getting people to clean their cars, houses and pools

>still replying
>still this mad

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Florida shut down, but allowed religious gatherings. There was some evangelical fucktard on CNN tonight defending his church. Then they showed the church. It was one of those big, modern ones that looked like a mall found Jesus. They should send a fucking missile into that church. Fuck those people.

Is it one of those churches where people start seizing, speaking in Tongues and go into weird trances pretending they're speaking to God? I've been to one of those before for curiosity. Fucking terrifying experience to see people do it in person.

There is a chance that the US government could hold China financially responsible for this outbreak. It's pretty clear that they lied and covered it up at a critical point when they might have otherwise contained the virus. What happens when the President signs a bill into law that erases the national debt? We owe China a lot of money, but should we pay them back after this? You could make an argument that we shouldn't have to. China might declare war. Shit could get real.

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The only pussys who want universal health care are the ones dying from the virus. Hilary lost and you still haven’t emotional recovered. Trump has real estate in your pea sized brain. Feels good man

It's only gonna kill the weak. So that's cool with me. We need more men like Percy Fawcett, that mother fucker got shot with a poison arrow covered with shit and was like "why are you guys all catching malaria, come on quit being a bitch."

why the fuck would put fries in a bowel. the fuck.........

>We owe China a lot of money, but should we pay them back after this?
You threaten that, they withhold all the goods they make and you need and you'll capitulate within a week. You're having to import protective equipment for Covid-19 from Russia and China, FFS.

Just look how Trump's tariff "war" on China turned out (and I urge you to look at facts and see past Trump's bombast). He basically lost.

I donno what they do. But it was a modern ministry. It was about the size of a highschool football stadium, and it was fucking packed. It was all glitzy.
>It looked like [pic related]

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>It's only gonna kill the weak. So that's cool with me.
But you might be one of the weak. SARS-CoV-2 does not ask how much you can bench before it infects your lungs and deprives you of oxygen. But in your case your brain probably doesn't require much, so there is that.

When people listen to everything that a fat obnoxious retard has to say it doesn't surprise me that they'll act like fat obnoxious retards.

A 31 year old Olympic swimmer almost got killed by it.

Obviously the same shill

hello

I live in a small Republican town and everything is great right now.

What are you on about, AOC?

I like you, user.

>WAAAH Mommy the flu is scary! Shut the fuck up.

>Swimming as a sport. Well, there you go.