Is Australia good or bad?

Must of missed your flight and not realised it
Stupid faggot

Amazing if you lived in a shitty country like I did. Everything is accessible, pays are good, infrastructure great, welfare is ok, girls are ugly and fat, mostly whores, teens are creepy sexual.

Yeh it's ok. Not as good as it used to be, but like Yas Forums no one can agree when the optimal time was.

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Cunts fucked mate.

Fuckoff mate the boongs are alright.

They have their moments
Can’t drink for shit though

The Abos are real nice, if you talk to them they may even share their darts with ya

More likely their jerrycan of petrol

Australia is a 1st world shithole that is worst than many 3rd world countries in many aspects.

The government in Australia is pure authoritarian cancer.
The police spend most of its time extorting people for licenses and ridiculous over regulations.
You can't buy the car you want if the government doesn't allow you to do so. You can't modify the car you bought.
Countless games are banned or heavily censored. Same goes for music.
Owning a gun might make you probably one of the worst criminals in the country.
Its just a never ending list of shit and on top of all that you got all the wild life trying to eat you alive and the wildfires aswell

Yeah they can’t their booze for shit but mosT of em are pretty chill and I feel kinda sorry for em when I see the shitty way the governments fucked em up the arse over the years.
It’s the imported nigs that give me the shits. Those little cunts should be strung up by their nuts,

no its a shit hole stay over there

Straya is fuckin awesome. It's paradise.

>summer weather
>beaches
>fit aussie chicks

there are no fat people there either. Everyone is really into fitness

It’s required every real straayan makes a pilgrimage to Endagine Maccas during their lifetime

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>The government in Australia is pure authoritarian cancer
Not authoritarian, but yes they are complete cancer

>You can't buy the car you want if the government doesn't allow you to do so. You can't modify the car you bought.
Where the fuck did you hear that? It's absolute bullshit. I'm confident these regulations are basically the same as the US.

>all the wild life trying to eat you alive
Man up pussy. Unless you live in the middle of the bush you're very unlikely to ever get a bite from a poinsonous spider.

>wildfires
We call them bushfires here. If you had spent any decent time here you would know that.

*engadine

Yeah they’ve been fucked and that’s shit but they should pull their socks up and stop blaming our shitty government for being shit
Plenty of opportunities for them
There’s good and bad in every race but I can’t stand those gimmie fiddy cent coons

Have heard from ppl who work at engadine McDonald’s that this really happened kek

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

whatever you say fatty

Australia is a western country so no need to ask if it is better than U.S.A. Just different brand shops.

Only draw back really is lot of american media content is blocked and we have shitty online shops. Check amazon.com.au with amazon.com and you will see what I mean.

Otherwise just same as U.S. cities with left lane insted of right lane

Give em a couple of generations and they will be a lot better, the shit that was done to them like the stolen generations has got to fuck you up pretty bad in the head. That kind of faggotry doesn’t get healed with money, only with time.

What a band

Yeah we are alright

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Lawful Neutral

Kek bet you only went to the theme parks mate. That where all the muricans go.

Kek at the aussie legend photobombing in the background

I love my country

yes moar bikini pics

I fucked her up the arse

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Me likey

Maybe
Time will tell as you said though nothing can get rid of that poor me attitude

Salty are we?

Don't forget to call yourself a "tourist" when hiding your shame. Fucking freak.

There once was a man.
With effeminate hands.
Who went fishing.
And got scars on his fingers.
Fuck fish said he.
And became a Vegan.

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I want fried chicken.
Said the man with the decimated digits.
But the KFC crew wouldn't serve him.
Because he brought in a live hen.
He sat outside and warned others.
Of the store's racial discrimination.

They are the most disgusting creatures on the planet

Almost none of that is true
Stop eating the American propaganda

Please rise for our new national anthem..

youtube.com/watch?v=wdIoMc3mOwc

all of it is accurate*
ftfy cunt.

I'm so lonely.
Lonely because nobodies postin.
Postin just like mee.
Eeeeeee heeeee
Can't you see.
I'm lonely, nobodies listenin.
Nobodies just like me.
Veeeeee Beeeeee
I like it. Like being lonely.
2nd best to being free.

Careful of Tazzie, they all fuck cousins down there

WOULD BE FUCKIN BETTER IF WE COULD GET RID OF THESE FUCKIN ABO COONS AND DIRTY CURRY CUNTS THAT KEEP INFESTING

LOOK LIKE THEY ROLLED AROUND IN A FUCKIN SHIT FILLED DUNNY

AT LEAST THE CHINKS MAKE A GOOD FOOD LIKE SWEET SOUR PORK AND SPRING ROLLS

WHAT FUCKIN USE DO THESE INVADERS HAVE BESIDES RAPING OUR WOMEN AND TAKING UP SPACE WHEN WE ARE FUCKING FULL

GET THAT INYA ANY NIGGER PUSSY READING THIS

Literally every stupid bogan white cunt has the ‘poor me’ attitude.

Nah mate that’s yer mum

Junkie boongfucker

That’s n way to talk abut yer mum mate

Australia is not what it used to be.

Back in the days of Hey Hey it's Saturday, watching the cricket every year, watching the NRL footy show because it's better than the AFL footy show even though NRL is a dog shit sport, having cheap alcohol and weed everywhere, being known in the world as laid back cunts who are sick as.

Now the cities are way over populated with Asians. It used to be lebbos and that was about it now the Asians are taking over. Boomers are charging insane prices on housing. TV isn't worth bothering with anymore. More fuck heads on the roads. Everyone has developed a real shitty attitude. The place is turning into America just without all the pros.

Australia is quite literally dog shit at the moment.

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She's dead, but I guarantee she would still smell better than a boong

When I was on my trip to England, I heard a group of Aussie tourists with an English guide. The guide told them that their English is very good and asked where did they learned the language.
English is not my first language, too.

Don’t come the raw prawn mate, we all know you’re living in her backyard shed

That's just mother England holding the line, reminding the colonials that there is a better way of doing things and they aren't hot shit.

We just didn't know better. Now the internet has made the rest of the world blase, so there is nowhere to go, which has made everyone sad and humor a joke. No imaginary standard to be up to.

I studied abroad there. Lots of hot blondes. I found that they're mostly retarded but they're alcoholics who fuck for free, so it's great.

How the fuck does America get mentioned in literally every thread? Are we ALWAYS on your mind?

I like Australians and Australian culture, so on the whole I would say it is good.
Before I retired, I seriously considered moving to Australia to travel around there in a camper-van for a few years but changed my mind when I turned 60 and realised how much I loved living in England.

They're jealous that we're in charge. They can talk all they want. Won't change a thing.