Hey Yas Forums, this shit happened last night, I still feel pretty good about it

Omg you made a whore eat bacon!! Maybe if you were the one to rape her this story would have been interesting and you would be less of a faggot who her future boyfriend laughs about when she tells him this story

New. Fag.

>Walter Dead

Dude wtf I'm on episode 7 of season 5

She's probably sick right now from her untrained system processing the meat, God I'm good.

That show ended like 10 years ago faggot

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So to re-cap

Girl you had a fling with dumps you so you bake her a cookie... This is the op Yas Forums was looking for.

Yeah well she was a veggiefag for life, and I ruined that. It honestly had to do with something she once said "You can't make me feel anything", I told her then "I can make you have a bad day if I wanted to", AND I DID

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classic suicide by pliers

Newfags don't understand
>Walking some dinosaurs

Understand what? It's a 180. That guy was retarded. Has nothing to do with le epic dinosar troll

More like it ended 7 years ago, faggot, Still beside the point...

It's some old greentext where OP was in fact an faget and said 360 instead of 180 and became a meme a good decade ago

Jesus fuck dude how little do you have going on in your life that you’re taking the time to bake cookies for some weird revenge plot in which you paint yourself as a dickhead... Good job on losing my respect. Seriously, you’re 19, it’s time to grow up and stop trying to bend everyone to fit into your tiny little worldview. Let her be, don’t be a whiny cunt about it.

Yes I understand, but that's not what the guy earlier meant when he said 360 and walk away. He literally thought you do a 360 and walk away from the situation, because he's a pseudo-intellectual faggot.
7, 10, it's all the same shit. Do you really think I care when your "I am le danger" show ended?

Imagine whiteknighting some whore on Yas Forums of all places. What a faggot. Drink bleach dude. Just for that I'm gonna find a way to fuck with her more.

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Based

Whiteknighting would be if I said something along the lines of “She can do what she wants, etcetc”, this is not that. Don’t kid yourself that it is. This is about you and your pathethic, whiny attention seeking behavior.

And fuck me I guess for giving it to you. I hope you’ll make sense of it all eventually and get your ultimate revenge: becoming a fucking dope-ass person. You’ll get there buddy.

Woah, hold up. You're not damaged. You're just retarded

I've already got some ideas on how, but any suggestions? The only problem is I can't strike out in the open like right now.

I am a dope ass person, I don't take shit off of some stupid bitch who wants to use me in her games. That shit is for suckas.
You're just a faggot maybe my attack on what she holds sacred was 2deep4u

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“Damaged”

What a fucking fag. Life isn’t an 80s movie retard

“I don’t take shit from some bitch using me in het games”

-a kid using a bitch in his games, 2k20

God you guize are gay as fuck. OP has more balls than any of you. He let the cunt know that he could have fucked with her in any way he wanted (because she’s such a brazen piece of shit she thinks she can fuck with someone and they’ll stay positive and in their circle) but instead he showed restraint by messing with her vegetarianism and showing her how touchable she is. She’s probably shaving her head right now

Well of course, all bitches are pawns in the games of man. The ones who think it's the other way around should get fucked with the hardest

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Nice post, your OP is showing

Tell her you're sorry and really apologise and say you don't want to throw away your friendship or some dumb shit, really work at it as long as it takes. Hoe's will break if you keep at it long enough, persistence is key.
Actually thinking about it this can be done without so much effort.
Bake more specially flavored cookies throw some cum in or some shit for added effect.
Take it to her family's home if they're around when she's not home and hand them a box of cookies and feed the mum some bullshit about how sorry you are etc, then give her the box. Hopefully she eats a couple or whatever doesn't matter, at the bottom of the box (covered by cookies initially) have proof pictures etc of her being generally degenerate doing drugs and being a slut taped to the bottom of the box.
Really drive the point home.

Sounds pretty beta to me.

Baked her a cookie instead when you could've dumped your cum in her and never spoken to her again

Faggot.

Also of all the things that never happened this didnt the most.

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Well if you really think that she obviously did more damage to you than you to her

Don’t get me wrong she’s still a cunt, you’re just pathetic on top of it.

I have a fun bacon cookie story too op!!

When I was in college there was a huge protest from the Jewish groups when the Ambassador from Syria came to speak on campus. The Muslim groups on campus staged a counter protest. We had cops and new vans all over campus the day of the speech. I managed to get tickets because I was in a Islamic History class at the time. There were mostly Muslim students and a handful of teachers at the speech. In the back of the room, they served cookies and punch. A few days later, a rumor started circulating that someone had baked the cookies with bacon grease and snuck them in. Probably because I was one of the few non-Islamic students to attend, I get called to the Dean's office. "Do you know anything about the cookies?" To which I reply, "It's not illegal, or even against the student code of conduct, to bring cookies to an event. Is it?" I was only joking, but the Dean goes ballistic on me. "Expulsion, hate crime. bla bla bla" I let that bitch yell for 20 solid minutes before I finally clarify, "No no, you misunderstood, I had nothing to do with it and no knowledge of the incident until a few days afterwards. I was just pointing out that I doubt it was even illegal." She kicked me out of the office and it was the last I ever heard about it.

I'm OP, that was a different guy. Sorry the other anons are shattering your pathetic fragile worldview. Don't sweat women bud, they ain't worth shit.

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Lol I’m not OP faggot. This ain’t Reddit pal, don’t act like everyone is with you except one guy. You come across as a faggot thinking women deserve anything more than what they get

Also check 'em

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Sounds like work

kek

Now that was at least a fun story. See guys, we’re getting there. Was there any truth to the rumor tho?

HOLY REPEATING DIGITS!

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You want a payoff you gotta put the work in

You sank to her level with petty revenge.
Better make her understand, that you don't need her and never did.

Read again, this ain’t about the girl. Fuck her. This is about OP lowering himself to such a weak fucking point that he bakes cookies to get revenge. Sorry but that doesn’t seem like a very alpha move. That just sounds like a hurt little boy begging to be seen and loved

If you think the opposite, then you literally dry a woman's pussy up. They look at a spineless dork like you and cringe. Treat women like the dogs they are

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Clearly I didn't, I fucked with her and left rather than staying as a friend. I don't need her or her friendship, she was disposable to me.

>begging to be seen and loved
By fucking with her food and laughing at her all the while. Yeah that's totally what it was about.

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Well, lie to yourself that it wasn’t. You felt so stomped on that you couldn’t bare the thought of doing the only alpha thing: walking away and moving on to the next bitch. Instead of that you go out of your way for this one. To be honest, sounds like something a teenage girl would do to ‘get back’ at someone.

Legendary op

Hey she can no longer honestly say “I’ve never tried meat” I took that away from her

The Legend of OP: Normie’s Masketta

OP that’s based. The other fags in this thread are just jealous that you made a bitch pay a toll and got away with it

>I'm gonna show an immature animal by taking mean revenge because i hurt my own feelings when dealing with it
>did i do good
Glad you asked the obvious

Lol
Such vindication
Mucha revengerino

>people
That's the thing user
That's a girl you're talking about
What you did was rejecting her
Punishing her wouldnt have hurt her
It's the rejection that did

You are still a beta. In fact what you are doing is you're digging your betacringe grave while telling yourself you're having the upper hand

She deserved it, I hope it did hurt her, you weren’t there, but you should’ve heard what I said to her and the flat tone I used. I know those words will haunt her over the years. Whenever there’s a moment of doubt she’ll hear my voice in her head

Buddy u took the dub when u smashed now go get some more poon

You fags dont get it
If she were a cunt she would use society against him and get him crucified by opening her mouth
Instead she was the most loyal, honest and humble girl OP could have met and he hated the feelings her honesty stirred in his shitty heart so he had to take a Dump on her
Because OP is in love with his own shitty self

I have the upper hand though. I’m a success in life. I’ve already got a black chick who wants to fuck me tomorrow. Maybe I’ll sic her psychotic sheboon ass on this chick just for giggles

>people actually replying to this incoherent autism
Man I fucking hate zoomers

She wasn’t loyal, honest, or humble though. She was just a stupid bitch who got outgunned by a crafty OP

It’s ok user, I wrote it in 2013. Just let me get my giggles from reposting it. Even though it happened much differently than I say. In reality I just told her some things she’ll never forget. She still hasn’t since when I last saw her in 2015 :)

>i just needed to pull an elaborate, laboring stunt just to tell her i dont care about her. No not at all, little Jimmy dont need these mean witches oh no.
>amiirite Bros?

Yeah this. OP, you basically just revealed yourself as being massively intimidated by her in order to act in such an emotional way. Men are stoic. You’re gonna get older and be like wtf

Don’t tell any other woman you date your done this, they’ll think you’re a fucking weirdo.

Ah to be a teenager again. 19. Literally teenage cringe hahaha

nice op
I like that you had fun.

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Lol I’m a man I’ll take all forms of abuse and be better than them. You sound like a beta faggot