What the fuck is up with these weird posts and this green shit tonight

What the fuck is up with these weird posts and this green shit tonight

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COVID-19 has evolved beyond what we thought possible, it's now a viral infection online as well, Yas Forums's the gubbermint's testing grounds for a new detection system
congrats on contracting it through the internet

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uh coof coof coooof

coof

Look at a calendar, what day is today?

It's all ogre now

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stay frosty fellow non greentard

stfu, lies!

so wtf is up with the fu man chu emoticon? dos that mean i survived or am ded?

So wtf is it anyway? The green and the nuclear danger symbol?

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That's biohazard dumbass

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9gag faggot detected

Ok, nice digits

wew

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Oh nothing, just keep taking deep breaths of other people's air. And touch your face.

What about the emoticonfags

checking my sickness

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Why are some of the posts so green? Why are mine never green?

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coof coof

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Is it when I reply to someone or when someone replies to me that is infected?

*Coof* something like that

Rollin?

They are immune

*coof*

Coof

So when I cough, I get green. Do they have enough ventilators to go around?

Yeah

coof coof? Ahem...

COOF COOF

Lmao

Coof

havent heard of a computer virus?

Is I contageous?

Coof ok

appears so

Would you like to know more?

Awareness is not a dump stat.

Coof coof

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Uhhhhhh ruff coof

Coof...

So crazy that Chester Benningtons dad killed him for trying to expose child trafficking through his and Chris Cornell’s foundation

Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell were murdered

Mods

Get ready you faggots.

Shut up coofer

Coof coof

nice fortune faggit

I... I think I’m turning... STAY AWAY FROM ME FOR YOUR OWN GOOD

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fuck!

i coof

lol

fuckkkk

c00f

>being this new thinking it's a newfag meme

the normies are fucking with themselves now bwahah

I am immune

how the fuck do I do this?

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