I left Yas Forums a while back. With this quarantine Im fucking bored as hell. Why are there green posts...

I'm gonna Corona-pill you, Coof Coof!

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All I know is that it's a sort of infection, and by not replying to "glowies" I'm safe.

covid-desu

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its april fools

Coof

Are you sure?

Desu?!?!

It’s to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. In Ireland they still use the Julian calendar. So St. Patrick’s Day falls on this date on the Gregorian calendar, which is what we use here

Turn your head and coof. If you know what I mean ( wink-wink)

Oh god oh fuck I think Im infected

Not really

>they make their gender choice at 18.
Its NEVER too early to decide. The sooner their parents start giving them meds, the more fully they can transition.

or maybe the more you post, the more infected you get ?

testing

nope, must be random. glad im not infected

maybe if im replying to an infected, I get infected ?

I have 10 cases of toilet paper I ordered online. They’re sitting in my garage. Will someone tell me what I’m supposed to do with them now?

nope, nothing changing. Im clean as fuck
Guess it must be really random

The closer you are to the pandemics the greener your post is. People with green post probably will die in the coming monthes. It's sad but its a social experimentation of prophecy.

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please tell me this is sarcasm

This is literally the second thing I have ever posted on this site. It’s not hard to figure out that green posts are from coofers

weird. im in the 12th most infected country in the world. still nothing

Oh no! You all have cooties!

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COOF COOF MUTHUHFUCKA

wait for the apocalypse. they'll be in high demand

Hitler dubs. Not bad for your second post, mein kamerad. Also, coof on your uninfected ass. OP too

Oh boy, great! Bring on the Apocalypse!!!

Looks like it, but be careful user

lmao get coofed

COOF

I'm sitting on about 15 gallons of hard liquor. I think my stash is going to be worth more in the apocalypse than toilet paper.

Also, you think bitches stink now? Wait until there's no running water. You'll be smelling their fucking stinking clams from across the street, and over the smell of the gunsmoke

*COOF* how about now?

Green get faggot

Some anons say it takes like an hour to get infected after replying

Time to get syphilis

then someone should save all the dildos because OP's gonna want them

So true.

Yeah Baby! I love the smell of stinky clam!!!

nigga that pic brings back memories of a board game i used to play with my grandparents when i was seven before they cut us off. I completely forgot it existed, sort of a repressed memory. thanks i guess.

I've been browsing for less than an hour and I'm coofed already

This is incorrect. You start off with a light green border around your posts when you're first infected. It gets greener and greener either with time, or the more you post. I'm not sure yet how you get infected. And I don't know what happens when you go full green. Seems logical that we'll get banned.

You dont get banned

b-b-b-b-b-banned?

You’ll take the greenpill wether you like it or not

Yup, that’s the game “Cooties”. And those are the cootie bugs. As it turns out, that’s what the Coronavirus looks like under a microscope

lucky

Green glow posters are FBI

Nigger, you don't know that. Seems like the logical conclusion, since a real CoViD infection could get you IRL banned, and it's April Fool's, so why not a few joke bans?

Fucking cancer

Coof test

yeah right

Stay the fuck away from me nigger.

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