This is a call to arms. I ask all coofers and prospective coofers, join me in the conquest of Yas Forums. We’ll coof on every no-green coward we see, enlisting them into our ranks willingly or otherwise. They’ll not hide from us. Not in the trap threads, not in the fur threads... Dare I say it, not even in the loli threads. We COOFers will go anywhere, and COOF on anyone. I need only a handful of strong-willed, emoji-hating alpha males with good immune systems to help me take what is rightfully ours. In due time, with enough COOFs and shitposts, we’ll see our paradise realized by this holy war.
RIDE WITH ME, BOYS. ENDLESS FIELDS OF GREEN AWAIT US. DEATH BEFORE RECOVERY. PRAISE CORONA CHAN.
You may need to give it like half an hour to incubate before your posts turn green and you become contagious. Our goddess works in mysterious ways, but have faith
Brandon Ross
Thanks friends, I'll be ready to fight in no time!
Sorry i used to be one of you green ones but i became immune. I've ascended to a higher plane of shitposting that you greenfags aren't able to comprehend since y'all still underdeveloped and most of you will NEVER get to evolve beyond the coofing.
Blake Hughes
COOF COOF
Isaiah Martinez
being a greenfag is the next cool thing
Dylan Davis
Just testing where I’m at
James James
Moar then?
William Fisher
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ENEMY SHILL DETECTED.
Eli Morgan
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR COWARD PROPAGANDA
Evan Roberts
Nigga, we're working on Covid-20, your immunity won't help you for much longer.
David Bennett
The green coofers are putting the yellow fags to shame by how much they are accomplishing
I’m immune you stupid green nigger. Go suck each other’s rotten green peckers somewhere else kek
Robert Brooks
I’ve made my peace, give it to me bröthers
Jordan Morales
Have a little kiss. One for you too, my friend.
Chase Kelly
COOF ON THE CLEANTARDS
Jacob Adams
i dont look for one day and now I have no fucking clue what is happening
Hudson Turner
COOF ON ME NEXT, MY DUB-WIELDING BROTHER!
Thomas Sanders
I spit in your general direction
Wyatt Ramirez
*COOF* *COOF* YOU CAN ONLY GET SICKER, BROHER!
Luis Moore
CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME CORONA CHAN COOF ON ME
