You think becoming a coofer is fun and games, this was simply a system to weed out the newfags.
I've heard from a VERY reliable source, that the one posters becoming infected are the ones with IPs that first entered the site in the year 2015. Anyone before 2015 is immune to the infection, anyone after will be getting banned at the end of night.
>Enjoy your ban faggots
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
That's wrong, nigger
I've heard from a Very reliable source that OP loves to suck dicks.
Candy-ass
If your dick was 1" inside your mum, and your dads dick was 1" inside you, would you push back or forward to get out?
Except that coof
I was that source. Can confirm.
roody-poo
M00t told me this morning while we were snuggling in bed enjoying wine.
Not surprising considering m00ts a huge fucking FAG
Coof
Oh no that sucks
Bring back Snacks
>what are dynamic IPs?
shut the fuck up if you have the same IP since 2015 youre gay
Pudi pudi pudi
Roodypoo
Has anyone even been so far as to.....
I don't see what the big deal is. I feel fine
Fake and gay
Hey, I'm not a coofer anymore!
That makes complete sense since there is no way anyone's IP could change.
OP is a faggot
This
Also this
That's what you think, but it's not over yet
Still immune nigglet
can't be a coofer if you never get sick
>thinking
Good, maybe I'll get some work done
>2015 is oldfag
Wew
falsified and indeed homosexual
>Anything after 2003 is oldfag
Wew
I came here in 2008 and I’m still infected. Not the best hypothesis OP
What the fuck are you talking about? This shit is random.
been coming to Yas Forums since 2008. get fucked newfags
Coof
*coof coof* whats that? *coof*
I've been posting on Yas Forums since the late 90's. This is fake.
Coof on me
Believable
If youre a fucking coofer
coof coof
Nice copy and paste faggot
nothing to worry about then
>2003
>not ancient fat
2004-2006/2007 is oldfag
hey guys, am i oldfag yet?
no you never will be eternal newfag
Nah mate, we're stuck here.
Low quality bait
oh no, it's not like everyone's gone through at least 3 PCs since 2015
I'm behind 7 proxies and my dad works for the NSA.
>imagine beeing this salty about the fact you're an immunlet
coof nice get
Fuck, I forgot the tin foil
Testing to see if infection is cross board as well.
Nigga y
Checked coofer
What a shitty LARP.
>coofer btfo
Keep pushing back and forth wriggling until my cousin holding the camera cums
Fuck never mind I'm not healthy anymore
Kung flu in your pussy? It's more likely than you think. *Coof*
What is happening
testing
oh god I'm coofing