Blowjob thread - Describe your first blowjob and your last one. When were they? How did they compare?

Blowjob thread - Describe your first blowjob and your last one. When were they? How did they compare?
Bonus if you have a pic of either.

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my first blowjob we were watching a movie and then she reached for my dick. was really surprised but enjoyed the fuck out of it. pic is not the first but one of the best from her. we broke up last year and the only thing i miss are those blowjobs

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No BJs since user?

nah the girl i’m with now and i are taking things slow and we’ve only been together for a little over a month

Taking things slow because you are quarantined?

First from high school girlfriend (both 17 at the time). She had NFI what she was doing. I had to jerk myself most of the way. Nutted a gallon of cum in her mouth, but she ran to the bathroom and spat it out.

Most recent 2 nights ago from gf of 4 years (she's 29, I'm 28). Her usual amazing work, made me cum with just her lips and tongue. Swallowed like a champ. Life's good.

If you can keep the thread going, I’ll post after I eat.

Okay uh

First bj I was 16 years old and this girl I liked and I were making out and then she started to jerk me off and she gave me a real shitty half assed blowie

It was probably her first one, didn’t matter I was so horny she was easily able to jerk me off to completion.

>fast forward 14 years
My gf blew me last night before we fucked to get me hard.

She’s no joke one of the best blow job givers I’ve had (~45 or so total) especially when she’s drunk I’m honesty concerned she’s going to hurt herself or something

Anyway that’s what you asked

We’re not so different you and I

nice bj lol

First Bj was during high school. We had a fire drill, and this girl who was in love with me told me to stay back with her. We were alone and began to rub my pants. "Oh what's that down there?"

she pulls me trowsers down and starts jerking me off and sucking. I last about 12 seconds and end up painting her face and hair. Class comes back in and we get detention for staying back.

My last one was legendary, thiss girl was a pro. Used lots of tounge and deep throated my 7 inch dick.

First was from a 16 year old gay boy. He sucked at it.

Most recent was the other night from my gf. She sucks at it. Took her an hour and a half to make me cum. She gave up at one point I got pissed made her finish. Then it was too late to cook dinner because it took her forever to suck a dick and all the restaurants are closed for Corona virus so I had to go drive through a 24hr drive through for dinner. It was a whole thing. Also I covertly recorded the whole blowjob and argument and reluctant dick sucking because I am a degenerate.

>she pulls me trowsers
Bongtard detected

And you haven't posted any of the vid because...?

First blowjob was a doozie.
>be 15 year old emo faggot
>hanging out at some park with 8/10 i met at a roller rink
>we're hitting it off pretty well
>take a stroll through some woods behind the park
>woods open up into big ass field by the highway with a bunch of piles of rocks
>we're climbing on them because we were 15 and bored
>sit down on one of the piles and start making out
>one thing leads to another and my penis is in her mouth
>feelsgoodman.wav
>she's been around a bit and I've only had sex once before so she's showing me the moves
>she tells me to face fuck her
>iveseenthisonxxnx.exe
>grab her head and go to town
>shit is legendary at this point
>she starts gagging uncontrollably and it feels fantastic so i keep going even harder
>start feeling like i have to cum
>she tries to pull away but im not having it
>shove it down her throat as far as i can
>pump the biggest load ive ever had to date into her slut mouth
>shes fucking loving it and maintains eye contact the entire time
>holy fuck im in love
>she swallows it and keeps going to get me hard again
>this bitch is wild
>finally hard again and she gets on top
>engage intercourse
>fucked this tiny bitch for 45 minutes on a pile of rocks in plain view of the highway
>she cums a good couple times and finally I bust again
>she got off of me and climbed down to lay in the grass
>jump down with her and cuddle up next to her
>laid there for an hour chainsmoking newport reds with this bitch
fast forward 3 months
>in disney world with family on vacation
>slut texts me and tells me she missed her period
>immediately freaked out and blocked her number

Still the best sex/blowjob I've ever had in my life, and my body count is somewhere in the 30's. I miss that bitch.

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Damn that’s a bad sign. Lust first then love, otherwise y’all are in a friendship.

We spent some time talking in my car. I impulsively pulled into our middle school parking lot. She asked if I wanted a blowjob and I said sure. She could deepthroat like a champ and I came down her throat. Still probably the best I've ever had.

Get the plague you fags

Did I strike a nerve, you fucking jew?

Gee let's see retard. Maybe because I don't want to get doxxed or get my gf doxxed or end up going to court for a revenge porn charge or some shit like that.

Says every virgin

First was my best friend ( girl) one day at school we kissed and a few hours later we were in the toilets with her giving me head. Most recent was like 10 mins ago lol. Pic is my gf

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Sounds like a swell gal. Give me her number

My first girlfriend in the back of my shop class, it was a vocational school so we were able to work on projects in the back room together, I ate her out and she sucked my dick with other stuff over a span of like 5-6 weeks

First was from my first girlfriend. I don't remember it; was a long time ago (~16 years). She was very blonde and very cute, pretty short, with good tits and a great ass. Cheerleader type.

Last one I had was from a cross-eyed girl about 2 years ago. Good body, but a little rough in the face (and she had one bad eye...). She was friends with a girl I wanted to fuck (that was fucking someone I knew). She started texting me, it had been a long time since I had fucked, and she made it easy. She found me at the bar and kept telling me we should go back to her place; that her kids wouldn't be home. I remember that we went back to her place, we started watching '28 Days Later', for some reason she told me she would never fuck a black guy, then she started sucking my limp dick. I somehow got hard after a bit and we moved onto fucking. I fucked her for a while, knowing I'd never cum being that drunk, all the while her telling me she had a nuva ring and I could take my condom off if I wanted. I ignored her, then pretended to cum so I could be done with the situation. I made the mistake of letting her drive me there, so I had no way to get home other than call a cab, so I slept there while she kept trying to fuck me again. Obnoxious night overall.

>Describe your first blowjob and your last one.
First one: he pulled down his pants and I took it all like a champ
Last one: too many to count trading for smack behind the 7-11

Well look at that. Still up.

Okay, first BJ. I'm 15, freshman year of HS. Towards end of school year, dad takes mom on a trip for her 40th birthday. Sister throws a party at the house. Tells me I have to be cool. Lots of people I know, since athlete as well. Many of our school’s football and basketball team are there, some from other sports. A few of my soccer teammates. Lots of her friends from cheer, as well as just lots of the popular kids from school. Basically just like any teen movie you see.
So, the girl who did it was a sophomore, and was one of the “flyers” in cheer. She was at least a foot shorter than me at the time, but I had had a decent growth spurt and was about 5'10" by that point freshman year.
Bailey (my sister) introduces me to her at the party, says we should hang out, that it was just my birthday, and gives her a look. Next thing I know, the girl is just attached at the hip to me. It’s quite the odd pairing though, as she was at least a foot shorter than me.
We talk for a while, walk around and people watch, and she asks me to show her the house. I am giving her a tour of our house, and when we get to my room, she says she wants to see it. Takes me in there, closes and locks the door, and leads me over to my bed. We sit down next to each other, and she leans over and starts kissing me. While it wasn’t my first kiss ever, it was the first time a girl this cute had kissed me like that, especially with tongue. We made out for probably 15 minutes, and I was turned on, so had gotten hard. I tried to feel her up while were making out, but she was a little self conscious of her boobs, and moved my hands away. I was feeling like I was striking out and we were done when she broke the kiss and got up off my bed.
continuing this in a second

That feeling lasted all of five seconds, as she moved in front of me, and undid the button on my jeans and unzipped me. She pull then down a bit and my underwear and one of the greatest things that is permanently recorded in my brain was her eyes going wide when my dick popped out of my underwear, followed by her saying, “whoa.” That was it, just ‘whoa’. She grabbed it with one hand, and then put the other above it. She could have put another above that and still had the head sticking out to suck, but she just sort of held it in her hands and looked at it and then up at me. So here I am, a freshman, with one of the most popular and cutest girls in school, kneeling in front of me, two hands holding my dick, and she extends her tongue out, licks the underside a little, and then puts the head of my cock in her mouth and starts sucking and moving that in and out of her mouth while basically rotating her hands around the shaft and moving them up and down barely, dry. I wish I could say there was more to that blowjob, but it really wasn’t all that great in hindsight. It was, however, the first time a girl had ever held my dick, sucked my dick, etc., and as I mentioned, she was so cute. So, about 20 seconds into it, I went off like a firehose. First three or four shots directly into her mouth, hard, she pulled back in surprise, two shots to the face, then she moved out of the way, still holding me, and the next few shot across my room landing on my carpet. I was a little speechless, as was she. I said quickly mumbled out an apology, she told me it was ok, and we used a t-shirt to clean off her face.
She apparently was embarrassed about the situation as I was, and we kept that to ourselves. That was the extent of my freshman year hookups.

So last BJ. Wife, about 3 hours ago. Was on a Zoom call with a client about a bridge loan convertible debt instrument they wanted to do. My home office door opens, and my wife is standing there naked with a smirk. She holds up a handwritten sign that says, "Time for a quickie?" I shook my head no, and she flipped the sign over and it said, "Would you settle for a BJ?" I nodded quickly. She got below my desk, and proceeded to suck the life out of my cock. I had to keep on mute when I wasn't presenting, as she was glurk glurk glurking the whole time. I muted video when I came as there was no way I could avoid showing the absolute insane pleasure on my face. She swallowed and then went to our bedroom and apparently jilled off a couple times.

I'M CLEAN

Last blowjob I got was pretty swell too
>be 23 year old still-semi emo faggot
>casually dating a girl from high school
>thicc as fuck in all the right places with a fat ass and huge tits
>shit's great because no commitment but we still go out and fuck like crazy
>I'm sick as fuck with the flu and she invites me over to take care of me
>she makes me food, lays me down in her room and snuggles up with me
>watching stand up comedy
>spooning naked so my dick is engulfed by this bitch's fat ass
>bonerpower.pdf
>slowly start grinding up against each other
>finally she turns over and pushes me on my back
>rips the blanket off of me and immediately goes to town
>shit's not as great as my first, but she's a definite close second
>she likes to edge me so she's doing her thing
>she does this for probably half an hour
>my dick is literally throbbing at this point
>I'm literally begging her to let me cum
>she pulls back and readjusts to wrap her tits around it and gets her mouth over the tip
>toescurl.exe
>she titfucks me until I nut and sucks every last drop out of my balls
>starts sucking my nuts and slowly stroking me to keep the orgasm going
>BRUH.ini
>finally gets done and she runs to the bathroom to brush her teeth because she knows I don't kiss her until she does
>she comes back and snuggles up with me
>she rubs my cheek and lays her head on my chest until we both fell asleep

Her and I have both been really busy lately so we haven't talked much but this was about 2 weeks ago. I really hope we can find time again soon because I might be developing feels for this girl. She's such a sweetheart.

First - 17 with my 16-year old girlfriend. She said I was her first but those fucking oral skills told me otherwise.

Last - trans girlfriend I meet up with every week but due to virus it's been three weeks. Easily the best mouth on my cock ever. Loves deepthroating me, gagging, tears running down her face.

That's a fucking he, you god damn homosexual.

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there has to be more

First
>20
>late started
>dating good catholic girl
>after making out tell her I want to fuck her
>get BJ instead
>technically my cock was in her mouth for several minutes. whether technically a "BJ" is undetermined at this time)

Last
>last company Christmas party (it's been a slow year)
>one of my co-workers is this geeky, nerdy guy
>his girlfriend comes to to the party
>curvy, cleavage, thigh-high heel boots, sultry make-up
>really like the looks and stare at her all night
>she's staring back
>party winding down and she comes up to me
>"user, my boyfriend wants to watch my give you a blow job in the parking lot. Interested?"
>surprised to say the least
>look over at him and he's smiling and nodding
>think this is a joke so say "yeah, let's go"
>walk out to their car. I get in the driver's seat, she's in the passenger seat, he's next to the car looking in
>I'm not making the first move but say "go ahead" figuring they're just kidding
>she opens my pants and fishes out my cock
>showtime
>amazing head from this girl
>her boyfriend watches the whole thing
>cum in her mouth and she swallows
>tell her any time she'd like me to join them just let me know
>next day at work guy acts like nothing happened

Ah, so you're both ugly. Got it

Nice trip trips.

Also, who cares?

Trips say we should all care. user is a faggot.

first one was when I was 15 by a 50-something guy in the bathroom of a movie theatre. I went back for more but he was long gone.

last one was by my wife last weekend. she was bored, acted like it and, to be honest about it, I just should have jerked off.

Your dubs says I should care. I don't.

Similar story. We were watching that terrible van helsing movie and she randomly decided to grab my dick. She'd never blown anyone before and it was basically like my dick was a blow pop and she just kept running circles around the head without actually moving up and down the shaft. I didn't even cum because I was focused on the movie.

Last bj was in the passenger seat of a high class SUV. Though I didn't know it at the time, she was cheating on her husband deployed in Iraq. I came almost immediately and she nearly choked/threw up on my dick because my cum is putrid.

Good times.

>be me
>be fat 13 year old computer nerd
>be at my bullies house party
>there's alittle booze
>kids fake smoking everywhere
>there's a disco in the shed
>just met some cool bros
>cool bros let me puff on some ciggies
>All trying to look cool n shit
>mcbusted is on, oh shit this is my jam
>whole house comes to dance
>birthday boy n gf nowhere to be seen
>dancing with cool bros
>cool bros start kissing girls
>autistic me being autistic
>want to kiss
>cool bro goes up to girl
>says I have a massive cock
>this is a lie
>dance with girl
>she takes me to back of garden
>touch vagina for first time
>get lost
>thought it was where penis is
>try again, really start looking
>ohgodwhatisthat.jpg
>clammy and cold, like a nervous handshake
>she gets excited, I'm shittingbrix.png
>4inch peeper hard as a motherfucker

...

>she grabs my dick
>ono.gif
>gets on her knees and starts sucking
> finally see how little privacy in the back of the garden
>fully illuminated by disco
>everyone can see
> people coming over to see whats going on
>guy comes up next to me and starts to pee
>my penis is being sucked and a dude is peeing next to me
>just looks at me
>want this to stop
>social anxiety.tar
>she stops
>gets up and walks away
>confused I follow
>takes me in house
>see birthday boy for first time
>PUNCHES ME AS HARD AS HE CAN IN THE FACE
>lolwut.jpg
>parents flipping their shit, tell me go get the fuck out the house
>they saw everything
>plsdonttellmyparents.gif

Became OK friends with that girl, she was in a dick suckin phase at the time, sucked a bunch of dudes from my schools dicks,. I later fucked bully's gf when I was 17.
Sometimes life gives u lemonade
And most recent time, was an art hoe before quarantine, it was good

First blowjob:
>15 years old
>gf tries suckin my dick for the first time
>so much teeth
>nope.webm
>handjob finish
Most recent blowjob:
>34 years old
>after burying my face in my wife's pussy its my turn
>slow sensual, lots of tongue action
>deepthroats me as I cum, blow it all down her throat

I mean there is no comparison. Teen girls don't know what the fuck they are doing. My wife has been well trained over the course of our marriage.

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last blowjob i got

>be me
>be on tinder
>hot asian slut matches
>shes up for a meet
>win.exe
>first date she blows cause period
>find out shes a he and period was excuse
>tranni.exe
>get super pissed
>drive over
>skullfuck him full of hate
>cum in his throat
>still pissed
>get hard again
>hatefuck his asshole
>leave

am i gay now?

Yes.

first blow job:
be 12
gf played and sucked me
blew on her face and shirt

last blow job:
wife sucked me close to cumming
likes to be cream pied

First blowjob sucked.

This reads awfully of I'm a virgin who's wondering if bjs are as good as they seem,but yea user they are hard to cum from.

fuck off with the trap fantasy faggot

First

>be 17
>16 yearold gf been dating for like 3 months
>shes a 10 face with D cups and a nice ass
>Im a six at best, so relationship is a miracle in my mind
>home alone in my attic, making out
>shuffle spottily playlist, put on "Your Love" by the Outfield because I dont know anything about anything
>making out, touching pussy for first time despite of my autism
>cash.pdf
>she asks if I can eat her out
>affirmative
>turns out I'm a champ and she cums in like 5 minutes
>asks if she can suck my dick
>affirmative
>gets on knees and pulls down my pants while I sit on the couch, dick flops out
>first time girl has touched my pp so my heart is pounding
>her first time aswell
>starts stroking, dick is throbbing
>sofuckingcash.png
>she starts sucking on the tip and after a while takes all 5.5 inches in her throat
>holyfuck.jpg
>take of her shirt and start playing with tiddies
>dont last a minute after that, bust in her mouth
>swallows the whole thing
>I turn off retard music
>put our cloths back on and snuggle on the couch
>she goes home and I go to my buddies house to drink and smoke
>feel like the biggest chad for the rest of the night

Last
> last Friday, same girl, together for 6 years now
>sex time
>sucks me to get me hard
>go to pound town
>life's good

That first night was one of the best of my life, prior to our relationship I thought I was a fucking looser (I kinda was) but the resulting self esteem boost was pretty huge for me.

First blow job
>Be me 18
>with gf
>We were taking things slow and up to that point I got just a handjob before
>Alone together
>Making out furiously
>Starts feeling each others body
>Her hand starts playing around my crotch
>She gets down on her knees and starts licking my bulge
>Undos my belt and licks my underwear
>Takes my underwear off
>Starts licking my dick up and down
>Wraps her lips around my tip
>Starts sucking and trying to deepthroat
>Can't cause her first time doing such thing
>I'm enjoying this
>She keeps going and occasionally licking it and my balls
>She gets faster and starts stroking my dick
>About to cum
>She takes it in her mouth and swallows like a good girl
Will post last soon

first blowjob was in senior year in HS (yes, im a late bloomer). Older chick i met through mutual friends. Met up with her and she sucked my cock on campus (grad student).

Last one was with my pregnant wife. it took a while for me to get hard so she sucked my cock until i came in her mouth.

first one would have been perfect if the chick was hot. last one was awesome cuz it's been a while since she sucked my cock.

the best cocksucker i had was an ex. pic related

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yes

I was 19, she was 18. Not a special story. We just played in my bed, made out, I sucked her titties, she sucked my dick. Then we watched the full first season of Walking Dead.

Last bj
>Be me
>About 3 weeks to a month ago can't remember
>Same gf
>We're together
>At this point we have done everything except Anal
>She's a sub and I've been training her to be my perfect slut
>We get to my room
>Immediatly shut off the door and push her head against the wall and tell her to not to make a fucking noise
>Take off her pants and start fingering her
>Fingers her ass as well
>Keeps going until she's a wet mess
>Hold her hair and get her down on her knees
>Unzip my pants
>Immediatly push my dick so far down her throat (she can deepthroat good and well now)
>Keeps going
>Take my dick off and wipe the spit and drool all over her face
>She's still the cutest and hottest angel
>Occasionally spit on her face and boobs
>Slaps her
>Keep fucking her mouth
>Eventually pick her up and fuck her from behind
>When I felt close to cumming I pulled out, Fucked her mouth til I came inside
Can't wait to see her again, this quarantine got me so horny

Cutest little chick from art class.
I'm 15 she's 17
We have the same birthday.
Asked her at the homecoming football game to go out. We date for years. We started fondling in her shared bedroom with her sister my age. She feels my diamond hard boner and gasps. Decides to wrap her mouth around it. She's under the covers sucking like her life depends on it. Her sister wakes up and looks me in the eye while I'm jizzing in her sister's mouth.

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First time i was in mid school ,i got coerced into being a sub bottom for a black boy i wasnt even gay or thought about it untill this boy started hanging with me. Well after sucking this dick and taking it up the ass a week i asked him to blow me, he said no but i used my ass as leverage , i blew my nut within 20 seconds of his lips touching my dick, the last time was a 43 year old crack whore, she said i was cute and wanted to fuck me, she smoked my dick and drank half my liqour , i raw dogged her in all 3 holes good time

How do you train her? This sounds fantastic and my gf and I are looking for ways to spice things up.

It depends from a person to another (it's easier to train shy girls imo)
You should talk about it first, what both of you want and like, set up boundaries (if necessary) Establish the sub and dom relationship.
And then it's just simply trying it out. Dirty talk helps, controlled orgasms also help keep your slut in check, make her edge, deny her orgasms, Be the one to make her cum instead she'll get addicted to the feeling of being used by you eventually.

first blowjob i got was from a random asian chick i met on tinder

she gave the best head i’ve ever had, but spit up a little on my cock and git embarrassed so she didn’t finish

last blowjob i got was from a random black chick i met on tinder. she laughed when she saw it and said sorry. i said it was okay i’m actually into sph and so she made fun of my size more and eventually finished me off with a handjob

pics?