So /b, why aren't you having sex while quarantined?

Who says I haven’t?

Your finished

I'm an oldfag virgin. Girls have hated me all my life. Sex is impossible. I want to die.

Everyone on Yas Forums is having sex but me. Go to hell, OP. You and your fucking fulfilling sex life remind me what a loser I am. I can't fucking stand you, OP.

cuz I'm forever alone

Bro, same.

Life is hard for us

I am. Just not with my mom

>ne on Yas Forums is having sex but me. Go to hell, OP. You and your fucki

im a 9/10 in looks and im not getting laid bro...use this time to lose weight, get in shape. dont worry, people are gonna be partying hard after this is over, go out at that time and talk to girls

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I know, right? OP thinks he's so much better then me because he has sex during the quarantine. Well, he's right, and I hate him for that.

What does a guy have to do to have sex? Its so damn hard. I'm sick of the chadfags on Yas Forums who say "all you have to do is lift, bro" and the staceyfags who say "anyone can find someone, user."

No, anyone can't find someone. I've tried every thing there is, over multiple decades. Nothing works.

I'm just defective, as a human being. Fuck OP for being born a normie.

> be me 21 british man
> gf's parents won't let her out the house
> I drive to her house
> she sneaks out the back door
> drive round the corner
> no one is around
> I grab her hair and fuck her in the car

Don't have gf

I had sex Yesterday

cuz I broke up with my GF, being sure I can find a new one on Tinder, and then a week later the fucking corona bullshit started, places got closed and everyone is afraid to meet up. worst fucking timing ever

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Says the 9/10 Chadfag. Oh, I have to give up sex for a couple of weeks because Staceys won't come out of their house and I can't order sex on tinder with the ease that others order a pizza to be delivered.

I'm a poor 9/10 alpha chadfag, whose going to fuck bitches as soon as this crisis blows over. I'm not user, whose such a giant loser and whose an autistic fuck.

Hey, Chadfag, you ever think about this? You ever think about doing your brothers a solid and letting just one of your stacies fuck a autist like me? You're never going to notice, so why not stop taunting us wizards on Yas Forums and do something constructive, like help a brother get laid?

It's as easy as not having sex on your mind when looking for a girl user, if you're in that mindset you'll come off as pathetic and you want them to think you're a Chad who cares about feelings more than sex that's how you get laid my dude.

Cuz I live with 3 men and all 3 of my roommates have girlfriends now

Science says that girls decide whether they're going to spread their legs for you within five seconds of meeting you. All that "caring about feelings" and "being funny and interesting" bull-shit is just rationalization after the fact for a decision they've already made.

Bitches want to fuck Chads. Chads can have the personality of cardboard, but chicks will fuck him and then tell all her friends "he has such a great personality" so that they aren't labeled as sluts.

Cause im quarantined, duh

Cuz she doesn’t go this school you don’t know her

Because Corona spreads through mucus membranes and both pussies and asses are examples of them, dumbass.

I've definitely fucked up a couple, or more than, opportunities by being cringe after 5 seconds user.

I eventually lowered all of my standards to zero and found a fat autistic slampig GF that let me fuck her. I was so happy to have contact with the opposite sex that I married her after one year. She spent the next ten years being a complete bitch and denying me sex, driving me crazy, starting fights for no reason that our relationship eventually devolved to me sleeping alone in my office by the 8 year mark. On the ten year mark she made up a bunch of stories about how I emotionally abused her in order to get me thrown out of the house. She then pursued a restraining order. I'm now paying her something like 75% of my salary so she can live alone with the kids and I'm living in the slums in an apartment I can't afford and I doubt I'll ever get another woman again.

tldr: I ruined my entire life just for a couple years of fat chick pussy and that's the only pussy I'll probably ever get.

I'm ok

Prostitute woulda been cheaper.

I've got bad news for you, user. You didn't fuck it up by being cringe after 5 seconds, she was never going to fuck you in the first place and she tried to let you down gently by letting you think you fucked up. Its much easier for a guy to think "I just have to work on my technique and approach" rather then "I'm just horrible person, whom no one will ever love". Girls want to let guys down gently, so that they don't create stalkers.

Decades ago, when I asked a girl out for the first time, and she said no, I felt like she was sending mixed signals. I wish someone had just told me the truth: girls don't send mixed signals, you didn't fuck up the approach, if she wants to bone you, she will make it very clear, and you could fucking recite Mein Kampf to her and she would still fuck you if she's into you.

Immune to sex

Not to sound like a cunt, but hookers are cheap. Fuck some classy hookers. The only reason I suggest this is because the boost to your confidence, even if you pay for it, is unreal.

Which is the reason why I'm still a wizard, I haven't lowered my standards to zero. If I'm going to have sex, it has to make my life better, or else, what's the point?

I don't need a goddess, I just need someone who won't make my life miserable, and there are fewer and fewer girls like that every day.

OP and the 9/10 chadfags get everything and I get nothing. You just got the scraps that even chad wouldn't touch.

I have a GF 31. We live together. She says the IUD killed her sex drive. Never actually wants to have sex. I always have to initiate sex and she gets annoyed because shes "to busy". Furthermore, all sex is obligational for her so she does nothing in bed. She's a good woman but the sex life is shit.

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Social distancing

I've thought about that, but I worry about either getting nailed by the cops, and having that shit forever on my record, or catching something.

I know, and I love hookers, just love them, and I've paid more then a few for time, companionship and fun, but no way am I sticking my penis in that disease infected hole.

Dump her ass. If you wanted to just live with someone without the sex, you'd get a roommate.

I have bad news for you, user, she does like sex, she just doesn't like sex with you.

Do you guys have any kids? If you do, I'd recommend you get a paternity test to make sure your kids are yours' and not Chad and Tyronne's.

You're so full of shit user, you don't know what you're on about.

I've had girls fuck me and beg me to fuck them the next week and then they lost interest.
I've had girls be super into me and loved talking to me IRL but hated my way of online humour so much they got turned off.
I've fucked girls and in the middle they tell me they actually dont want to because bla bla, ex this, they not a slut that, whatever.

Similarly, I've been turned off by a girl after 5 seconds because they were just super fucking dumb or shallow.

I've also stopped fucking a girl in the middle of sex because I just got turned off by her.

Just because you live a shallow ass life with shallow as people and always keep that shallow ass persona of yours up to your same shallow ass standards and seemingly are strong enough to always maintain that shallowness doesn't mean the rest of the world is an empty cunt like you or your girls. Bro.

Oh, boo, fucking, hoo, Chadfag got his feelings hurt because a wizard doesn't know the complexities of human relationships.

Yeah, obviously, new information changes a situation, my point was that within five seconds, all women have filed you into the "yes", "no", "maybe" category, and if you're a "yes" or a "no", there's nothing you can do to change her mind. If you're a "maybe", she might fuck you, but if a "yes" comes along, she's done with you.

My problem is I've never gotten to "maybe" with a girl. They all talk to me and think "nope". That happens within five seconds of meeting her. All human beings make decisions irrationally and then rationalize their actions after the fact. Being ambivalent is perfectly acceptable, but that doesn't change the fact that the impression was already made and that it takes a LOT to unmake a first impression.

I'm in the same situation,

Gf says antidepressants kill her sex drive and I have to initiate everything. When she finally decides to fuck she just lays on her side and we spoon fuck. Boring ass shit. need to go get a fucking prostitute

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Undertimated.

Last night I went out and checked out this massage parlor I had been thinking about visiting for the first time a few weeks ago before everything shut down. The lights were off and there was a closed sign on the door, spas are required to be closed right now in my state. But I tried the door and it was unlocked. There were two Chinese women there just sitting in the dark. They didn't bother with any pretense of being a legit operation. One of them took me to a room, helped me undress, and started teasing my cock and balls right away. Only got a handjob in the end but she got naked too and I think she'll do more. I'm going to keep going back until they give me Coronavirus.

if the kids are up, my dick is not

Why start now?

This is me and my marriage. Started like this, after the kids I am just an incel now, waiting the kids to go to college to get a divorce.

We have no doors and my grandma would hear me smash this girl
also, no one wants me and i've learned to accept it.
t. 40 year old

I am at least every other day , why not

Because she is unfit and never feels like it and has no fucking drive and it drives me crazy.

Fucking boshit

Because I stopped having sex with my wife 2 years ago no reason to start again now.

itt: people who have shitty relationships with cumdumpster women who wont do their rightful duty of sucking dick.

I watch a lot of porn, so I don't like to fuck that often. I enjoy it, but I feel like there's something wrong with me because of the response to it

even being stuck at home, no work, no reason to go out, dont have to get up early or go to bed early, she still barely touches me or lets me touch her. wtf

Ewwww shitskin nigger dick

take the hint

Sauce?