Good evening Yas Forumsrothers.
We are in the midst of a new curse from our Lord. I am here to cure the wretched heathens of our board. Roll for a chance to be cured of your sins.
If you score singles your organs are harvested to aid in finding a cure.
Dubs and you are able to survive the bloodletting and receive the holy cure.
Trips. You become a plague doctor.
Quads. You are immune to the disease.
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Even with a pandemic Yas Forums some how makes light of it with cancerous posting
Pray for these two heathens. They will be sacrificed to save the rest of us.
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Thank you for your sacrifices. We will most certainly find a cure now.
Rolling
Rollerino
hoping for trips or death fucking living through this.
YES YES PURGE MY SINFUL BLOOD
My son, come with me and we will remove your tainted kidneys.
Congratulations. You may receive the cure many anons have died to create. Put this leech on your anus.
your plague mask ain't gonna help you sonny
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It’s getting dark in here. And cold... so... so cold...
The losses are great, but this is for the greater good my brothers I promise you.
Think of how many we will save if we end a few meaningless lives.
>leech on anus.
Rollllll
I am immune
Roll for trips
Heal me, doctor! I am ill!
Coof coof
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please give me the coore
beyond saving
Doctor help cure my coooooof
M̫͚͔̜̙̺̼̝̀͜O͎̳̼̞̗͘R̯͉̗̭È̶̢̬̫͎͖̰̫̺͍̣ ͙͎̻̤͔̻̀͝B̶̢̙̪̜͙ͅO̢̠̩̜͖̭̖̯̝D̼͕̟̤͈̝I̛̫̼͢Ę̺͍͖S̫͈̯͘ ̨͖̝͇͟͠T̞̬̱͙O̱̠͟ ̶͙͍̭͔̱̝͜͡T̵̙̗͔̤͟ͅH̢̩͓̫̫͔̺̱̩́E̡̨̟͔̦̦͖ ͎̪̦͖̼S̴̫̖̹̮̤̭̹͘L̸͙̠͔͚͍̦̦A̶̤̩͟U͈̥̦̞̘̝̺̮͡Ǵ̵͎̳͉̼͙͓̝͜H̪̳̤̙͓̬̖T̗̟͡Ḛ̢̛͔̟͎̖R̫̻͓̗̱̠͓̫̦͡.̸̡̻̠͖͝ ̨̪̩͚̳W͍̝̼͖͖͕̼͠E̬ ̹͈͙̖͖M̧̪͉U̮͚͉S̶̷̡̜̤͎T̨̗̪͖̗̼͖̳̝ ̨̝̳̟̱̥̀͟P͚͍̬̥̝̪ͅẸ̘̻R̭̞̬̥̮̳̳͡͡S̫͙̖͍͘I͎̣S̡̡͎̜̙̤T̙̳͈̥͕̜̥
ALAS ANOTHER CURE. THERE IS HOPE YET BROTHERS.
THE TRUE CURE SHALL COME FORTH AND CLEANSE US ALL
Ever heard of Cab Callaway?
It seems the curse is trying to take your beloved plague doctor as well, but I will fight until the final ban.
RIP my brother.
You have been cured. Jazz will not save us in these dire times brother.
please doctor *cough cough* give me dubs
everyone who coofs unironically should go back to 9gag, roll
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Am I died?
I need a cure
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Your dubs have been granted, blessed user. Have an anal leech for your trouble.
As wise as this user is, he will be sacrificed with the rest of the J̶e̶w̶s̶ *ahem* Brothers.
rolllllling
rollol
Doctor, do I need a round of leeches?
Trust in the Allfather
thank you doctor
C̵̤͕̙̙̭͙͆͑͒̂͗̀̒̀̃̐͝͝ř̷̡̛͓̥͓̮̏́̔̓̒́̕e̶͚̪̹̖̯̣͎̘̰̰̙͖̳͂̽̓̽͌͊̈́͆̿͝ṃ̶̢̜̯̙̱͙͔̪̙̳͝ͅa̸̙̦̝̜̣̪͈̖̬̋͝t̴͕̩͚̼͕̻͉͚̫̦͐̿́̌̾̕͝͝͝͝ỉ̵͇͕̜̄́̌̋͐̇̐̔̊̈́͐͝͝ȯ̵̗͚̫̣̙͂̾͊́͗͆͂͘͠͝n̶͔̖͇̈̈͐͊̃͌̀͗͛̚͝
*cough cough
Curse curse go away suck my balls another morning
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DOCTOR IS INFECTED RUN RUN RUN RUN
G̳ͅǫ̵͙̳͎̙͢t̩̼̙̦͓̦̘̩͢͝ȩ̠̞ǹ͖͝ ̸̙á̴̤̹̪̟̜̘̜̠͞n̸̛͖̻͇̣̭̤ͅd̷̠̝͔̼͓͓ ̷͉̺͍̩̺͍͘T̛̩͚̀͡ͅr̯̖̼̗̪̙ù̦̙̹̳͓̤͝n̫͝k͉̺̩̥̩̼̠͚s͇̹̱̯̥͢͜ ̯̰͙̜̬i̷̡͙̤̙͙͔s̶̵͕̙ ̴̺̝͈̳̙̟͔̗̯͡ą̴̳̬͡ ̩̯͘͜b̥͕̥͕̯̹͉͘͞e̝͚̪̫͙̥̗t̡͕̤͎̬t͕͕̼͕̺͚̳è̶̫̜͉͘r̷͔͘ ̛̱̬̭̬̗p̵̨̩̞͓͚̙̀a̪̯̝͎͈̼̥i̟͉͟r̨̛̭i̸̦̩n̠͈̘g̤
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INFECT
>82142042
Roll again
*cough
Your mom’s better.
Oh me oh my
Coof coof nigger
Doc you gotta save me!
M̴o̴r̸e̴ ̶l̶a̵m̴b̵s̵ ̶t̸o̴ ̷t̸h̵e̸ ̷h̶o̷l̵y̷ ̴s̷l̷a̸u̸g̵h̵t̷e̷r̴.̶ ̵
SILENCE HERETIC. DUE TO MY GENIUS, MY INFECTION IS NOT OF THE SAME CLASS. I CANNOT INFECT OTHERS.
You are not even infected, faggot
uwu
Give me hope lads
Rollio
Is there no one else?
*cough
Who will save us now? Where is your god? Did you get that thing I sent ya?
May God have mercy on your heathen souls.
we need another doctor, where is it
We are in dire need of trips. I am becoming overwhelmed with the plague of singles. At this rate the curse will overcome me, and all of the board will perish.