I'm a NEET who never goes outside, I surely will never be infected!

I haven't been outside in over 3 months.

yes. yes you will.

That's impressive, how do you get food and stuff.
I have to leave the house at least every 2 weeks.

I farted

I get them picked up and dropped off for me.

Are you a girl?

I guess that was a dumb question. You can get delivery from most supermarkets these days, probably even buy groceries on random websites.
Hope u stay safe fellow Neet.

Not really, I don't live in a modern city. I don't really go through a website. I just have someone I know get them.

please christ dont infect me

OH FUCK

ahahahahaah

It's not funny, it was a samefag post.

Sounds like a really good friend.
Hope you find the strength to get out more after this is all over. That's what im trying to do.

where is your god now?!

>coof coof

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we're safe here don't worry about it

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I really hope so. May us both survive this thing to improve our lives. Cheers and good luck user.

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i have immunity

Surely not and surely no

You too fren

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>angry coof, angry coof

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That's a cool ducko.

Same, as long as my mom doesn't get infected going out for tendies, we should be fine.

>laughs at you

there's blood in my stool

I have all the best duckos.

>coof coof

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uh oh

i thought u were immune.

>coof, COOOOOOOOOOOOOF.

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i dont feel so good coof coof

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OP here, I'm starting to come down with something. I'm feeling weak and my hands are sweaty.

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Mods we have an infected one

Maybe you should get a coof test.

>coof coof

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f

I have an extremely good immune system. So I'm fine guaranteed. I haven't gone inside since June of last year.

>COOF COOF

You mean yourself?

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Guys just type covid-19 into options to get infected

How is you're are post all green ?

Coof coof

Testing.

shidd

Pure as fresh fallen snow

How's your sweater

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just post endlessly like a NEET

Will that give me a computer virus?

>COOF COOF

I'm wearing a hoodie and I'm switching over to being cold now. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Life sucks and then you die.

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Yes

>coof Coof, coof

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Based and redpilled

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i have had infected people reply to me but im not infected i think im immune

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Finally, being a NEET pays off.

Hey Adolf, how's it hanging?
*coof*
Got some of those skin cripsers that anons love to eat?

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Die

What the hell is going on in this thr-*coof*

>coof coof faggot

how does one take the coofpill?

well fuck guys

coof me daddy

You just gotta coof

>coof coof
>coof coof

Cooming is the cure.

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>coof COOF

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>coof coof

yeah baby thats it

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