Ask a professional escort who's bored and sheltering in place anything! :)

ask a professional escort who's bored and sheltering in place anything! :)

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What do men want?

Oh look, this thread again.

tits and timestamp or get the fuck out.

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Sharpie in pooper with timestamp please

what do whores want?

Are you in a relationship? If so how do I work it out with your significant other how do u keep a good balance between the 2? And of you are not talk to me about your experience in dating and when do you tell them what you do

How much could I pay you to let me slide my 4 inch cock inside your pussy?

How do you get the biohazard symbol, faggot?

do you let clients fuck you or do you just charge fat fucks $300 to eat dinner with them

What's your typical type of customer: regular guys? old guys? shut ins? uglier or fatter guys?

I would let you slide it in me for free since it's so smol I dont think I'll even feel it

are traps gay?

What do you actually look like OP?

That would be amazing. Would you pretend you're enjoying it, or would you voice your frustration? Don't worry, either way it would be over reallllllly fast

$50 an inch

tits and timestamps pls, must be not too hard for you

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why do you despise your father so much?

we dont call ourselves that, I'm an escort first!

depends on the guy really, but generally they just don't wanna feel lonely!

I am actually, he knows what I do and he knows that I only come home to him :)

$500

I do actual escorting, you have to really win me over to get to home base :P

I mostly see richer guys who need someone to a show or fundraiser, stuff like that :)

I love my father actually! we're really close!

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if he knew what you are doing he would disown you

omfg timestamp useless bitch

I've got like 50 bucks to spare, what's that get me?

How do you have any self worth when someone can just hand you green paper to use you as a Fleshlight? How do you give away your worth for nothing and feel nothing about it?

>I do actual escorting, you have to really win me over to get to home base :P

Yeah fuckin right

But talk about some losers if you aren't lying

would you ever do a session where a guy just masturbates in front of you? maybe cums on you?

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youngest client and oldest?

be honest
do you get mostly unattractive men?
biggest dick?

What percentage of your clientele do you fuck on a regular basis, whore?

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this is me, say something

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mmm..I would say less than half.

can you get a wax please? :P

mmm i think everyones attractive in their own way but i HAVE been surprised by cute guys who just wanna be with someone!

I wanna say the oldest might've been 60!

that can be negotiated..not uncommon :P

why does someone who pays to not feel lonely a loser?

I have plenty of self worth, i dont think anyone could do this without any!

he'll never know :)

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Can I see some titties please

I’m cute, can I surprise you?:(

My Kik is calmdown_nigga
but I guess you’ll never talk to me lol

Are you in Texas. Want to fuck?

Ignore me. I'm just here to spread the plague.

Is an evening date to a show or event the same thing as GFE? If they're different how so and which do you prefer?

are you hairy or waxed

where is your preferred cumshot location

strangest request?
how long do guys last with you?

How much for anal?

I saw an escort in Dallas 2 years ago. We stayed in touch and have been FWB since.

tits real or fake?
age?
how long u been escorting

Dude nooooo

Ever been choked until you came?

what’s worse a guy who cums too quick or takes too long to cum

we're in 2020 I'm lasered :)

an extra $300 most guys actually say that they want that but can't :P

wherever makes the client most happy :P

28, and aren't my breasts obviously natural?! they're so small!

I'm not :P

okay?

it all needs to be detailed in the request first before i can decide and break down everything, GFE is more fun to play, but sometimes I just wanna get certain things over with too! depends really!

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2 questions

Do you get off posting here knowing dudes are jacking off to you?

And any chance we get a titty flash to end the thread?

>pic related
tits and timestamp first stupid slut, we have rule here

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How does it feel knowing that you'll never amount to anything in life more than just being a whore?

Followup, do you do couples? My wife is bi.

Coof

maybe :P

guy who takes too long to cum, sometimes they just need a little help push :P

I do like to see what guys will say :P aaaaand maybe :P

you seem like you need some friends :)

what did you have in mind?

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is 7 inches big to you?

>is 7 inches big to you?
lol dicklet

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I have a really thick cock. Would that be a problem for you?

how do green box?

do you allow photos during the session? like a facial picture

Independent contractor or employed? What kind of precautionary measures, financially, do you have in place and how are conflicts resolved in regards to clients not paying/shortchanging?

how big are most dicks you see?

best place to find girls?
and where would I go to learn the best way to train at sex?
any other advice specifically with being good at sex (outside of hygiene and basic manners, I do those really well)

*COOF*

jerking n waiting for nudes

don’t make me bust to lana rhodes again

wtf r u doing get away from me

youre actually not that hot your face looks like the moons craters. what do you plan on doing once you hit the wall which will no doubt be very soon

That depends on where you're located. Pic related.

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hehe definitely not :P

hehe

nope a problem at all..most guys think they're thicker than they really are tho :P

nope, your needs to be put away!

always take payment in advance silly!

not that big really, i guess it sorta depends on race too tho!

honestly anywhere out, the night club..fundraiser..even weddings!

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Oh look, this faggot again

Fucking idiots ITT. WHERE'S THE TITS AND TIMESTAMP??

Ok, Why on this autistic board and site?

>*COOF*
I didnt think i was either. Last 3 girls ive been with (including the escort im FWBS with) say im thicker than average

What's a safe way of contacting escorts? Any good websites?

Ever had real orgasm with client?

Why did she leave me? :(

can a dicklet make you cum? 5 inch and below

How do people find you? Do you advertise?

How do you feel about overweight and obese clients? Do you ever have sex with them?

>no tits or time stamp

you guys are talking to a dude right?

How much for a hug? I could really use a hug.